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How do I become a Fandango ranger?

 
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How do I become a Fandango ranger?
I'm not gay, can I be a member?
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12/21/2012 09:25 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
How many rubber bands can you eat ?
To know means to know all. Not to know all means not to know. In order to know all, it is only necessary to know a little. But, in order to know this little, it is first necessary to know pretty much.
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
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I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


Gotta talk to Hawko....he'll know.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


It only counts when you get in on tape and post it on here!
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
you have to know how to decode the backside intel
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


You must do it while singing "I've gotta be me" and smoking a cigarette or it does not count. (After all, multitasking is something a Fandango Ranger must be able to do, yes?)
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


It only counts when you get in on tape and post it on here!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24179936


So wedding reception stills are not good enough?

I don't know if they would let me have copies anyway as they haven't spoken to me since.
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12/21/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


Too rich for my blood......
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


Just put that lame ass smily in your Sig and go with it.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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12/21/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
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As is an IQ of 85 or less. Sentence fail whats your IQ?
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
youve got to scaramoosh scaramoosh
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
you have to know how to decode the backside intel
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Use ya finger get a good feel for it.
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


THIS! Thank you Blackhawkie.

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
youve got to scaramoosh scaramoosh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29913453


or is it scare a moose scare a moose?
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12/21/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
you have to know how to decode the backside intel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19535159


translated, that means

pulling propaganda out of your @$$
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


THIS! Thank you Blackhawkie.

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There he is...this member will christen you! He holds the powah!
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


Just put that lame ass smily in your Sig and go with it.
 Quoting: Chip


But it makes it more fun that he goes out of his way to post one, or several depending on the circumstance. There is an art form to it.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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12/21/2012 10:33 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30569527


As is an IQ of 85 or less. Sentence fail whats your IQ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30437522


mine has less words and still works, fuck off grammar homo.
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12/21/2012 10:39 PM

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
The real question is, did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?!?!?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/21/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30569527


As is an IQ of 85 or less. Sentence fail whats your IQ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30437522


mine has less words and still works, fuck off grammar homo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30569527


I'm just been an ass i knew what you meant chill :)
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
The real question is, did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?!?!?
 Quoting: Saddletramp


C'Mon Saddle you knowvthe answer to that!
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
How many rubber bands can you eat ?
 Quoting: Gregor Samsa


lol

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