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How do I become a Fandango ranger?

 
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12/21/2012 09:23 PM
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How do I become a Fandango ranger?
I'm not gay, can I be a member?
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12/21/2012 09:25 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
How many rubber bands can you eat ?
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
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12/21/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


It only counts when you get in on tape and post it on here!
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12/21/2012 10:03 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
you have to know how to decode the backside intel
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


You must do it while singing "I've gotta be me" and smoking a cigarette or it does not count. (After all, multitasking is something a Fandango Ranger must be able to do, yes?)
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I did that back in the 80s

Anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


It only counts when you get in on tape and post it on here!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24179936


So wedding reception stills are not good enough?

I don't know if they would let me have copies anyway as they haven't spoken to me since.
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12/21/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


Too rich for my blood......
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12/21/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30569527


As is an IQ of 85 or less. Sentence fail whats your IQ?
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12/21/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
youve got to scaramoosh scaramoosh
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
you have to know how to decode the backside intel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19535159


Use ya finger get a good feel for it.
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


THIS! Thank you Blackhawkie.

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
youve got to scaramoosh scaramoosh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29913453


or is it scare a moose scare a moose?
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12/21/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
you have to know how to decode the backside intel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19535159


translated, that means

pulling propaganda out of your @$$
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Who are the fandango rangers exactly?
The Mighty Men and Women of Valor! And elite group that is working on saving the human race.

How can I become a Fandango Ranger?

You need to send 19.95 to Fandango Ranger Starter Kit 4949 Breezey Lane Beaumont, Montana 07624

:gdb:
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


Just put that lame ass smily in your Sig and go with it.
 Quoting: Chip


But it makes it more fun that he goes out of his way to post one, or several depending on the circumstance. There is an art form to it.
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12/21/2012 10:33 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30569527


As is an IQ of 85 or less. Sentence fail whats your IQ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30437522


mine has less words and still works, fuck off grammar homo.
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12/21/2012 10:39 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
The real question is, did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?!?!?
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12/21/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?


[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/21/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
no, homosexuality is compulsory as is 85 or less IQ
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30569527


As is an IQ of 85 or less. Sentence fail whats your IQ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30437522


mine has less words and still works, fuck off grammar homo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30569527


I'm just been an ass i knew what you meant chill :)
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
How many rubber bands can you eat ?
 Quoting: Gregor Samsa


lol

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
I heard they are marines off duty
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
I'm not gay, can I be a member?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23739959


Cut off your nuts, watch a season of WWE wrestling,shoot up estrogen for 6 months and you'll be well on your way.
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
First you must build a transponder 9 to get backside intel. then you must learn the ways of the A1
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
You have to do the chicken dance with a 14 inch dildo duct taped to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


lmao


Go get em Chip. He's on the run....

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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
First you must build a transponder 9 to get backside intel. then you must learn the ways of the A1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28763125


you also have to have a lot of uncles
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Aren’t they all marines?
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
To be, one ask one.
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
We need to make fandango rangers great again
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Re: How do I become a Fandango ranger?
Another prequisite is to be able to keep a gerbil in your ass.





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