99 year old man is about to turn 100. Son( who's like 70 or 80, I dunno) decides he's gonna get the old man a lady of the night for one last go round.

So son buys the old man the woman, and gives her the address and date when to show up to knock the old man's socks off.

Day arrives, and the professional lady shows up to the old man's house. knocks, and old guy finally opens up. After a minute to focus, old guy notices he has a pretty young lady standing on his doorstep.

"who are you?" questions the centennial.

"Oh... I'm the lady here to give you some SUPER SEX!" says the man-eater.

the old man, after a moment of thought, looks at the lady and says

"I'll take the soup."