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Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker

 
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12/21/2012 10:48 PM

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Man's gas blamed for creating "intolerable" workplace


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DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.”

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Last Edited by G3 on 12/21/2012 10:48 PM
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12/21/2012 10:53 PM
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Listen carefully if you want to pay back on your co-workers buy someone an early Lunch
Egg salad sandwich
Pickle
Barbeque chip (bigger bag is better)
Large container Chocolate milk
Garuantee to stink up the place in a few hours
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12/21/2012 10:57 PM
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Beano..

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