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Disciplined At Work For Farting!

 
telling it straight

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Federal employees seldom get disciplined for anything. This guy must be good!

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DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition...”

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12/22/2012 07:47 AM

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reactivating for the am crowd.
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Somebody should have told him about BEANO.
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cuted
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Butt plugs would solve the problem.

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Federal employees seldom get disciplined for anything. This guy must be good!

lmao

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DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition...”
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Now imagine this, in every department, regardless of departmental focus, 100's of times a day per department.

Unions doing 'gods' work.
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cuted
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Adorable
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Just wait until this employee of the government disability programs, sues for their failure to accommodate for his disability.

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whoa

i'm sensing a lawsuit in the making here. he'll win, hands down. (probably over his butthole trying to stop yet another one coming out)
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i'm gonna gross you all out now, by adding one or two tiny little changes to the OP..

Federal employees seldom get disciplined for anything. This gal must be good!

lmao

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DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to her in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when she was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in her Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing her of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that her “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that she suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused her to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition...”
 Quoting: telling it straight


damned
telling it straight (OP)

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i'm gonna gross you all out now, by adding one or two tiny little changes to the OP..

Federal employees seldom get disciplined for anything. This gal must be good!

lmao

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DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to her in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when she was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in her Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing her of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that her “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that she suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused her to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition...”
 Quoting: telling it straight


damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30548640


You succeeded in grossing me out!!!!! lol
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Federal employees seldom get disciplined for anything. This guy must be good!

lmao

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DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition...”
 Quoting: telling it straight


An unknowingly lactose intolerant, perpetuatingly flabbergasting his innardly excess by-products out the arse on his fellows. lmao
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Butt plugs would solve the problem.

s226


That could become a potential lethal projectile. Could you imagine the OSHA report on that one? LOL
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Listen, farting isn't something that is so serious that you can be disciplined for it. people fart every day, so why aren't they disciplined? because its a nonsence. keep on farting in the free world.1dunno1

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