You sound drunk. Why are dudes gay for Jesus so much? At your Christian rock concerts pretending to be under the control of some being in the sky. Voodoo witches act the same way. When they've convinced themselves they are under a spell. I completely believe in an intelligent designer, its just a spaghetti monster, and he gave us all the power to see his strong theory. Or angel hair pasta if you will.

"Christians will deny me three time over, but Ye who believes shall see purple magic mountain majesty on silvery tongued ghosts, when earths quake and tailbones break, thou shall know he sauced thee."

-spaghetti malleti 34:15

It's fine if you don't believe you're just brainwashed by the parmesan cheese establishment. You'll be wishing you had put your faith in the spaghetti in the end, when his monsterness returns, and covers all non believers in meat sauce. I feel bad for you. It's not to late! Praise his spaghettiness! Ugh I'm so glad I posted this reply! I feel so close to the spaghetti monster right now. Yes! Man I'm in love.