Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...

dont worry it will take some of the heat off you when nothing happens...

and trust me, if 'eat' predicts it, thats the only 'guarantee' NOTHING will happen lol...

Sure it is... and I wish everyone here hit your thread with many single stars...

I'm just... tired of your stupidity and attention-whorism.

Sorry for all those, who bought already the xmas presents .... end of the world doom is on.

The latest information from my iranian oncle is, that the Mahdi was seen in Qoms, apparently in a dwell, they are searching for a big enough latter to get him out of there.

Ah yes, the gospel according to Obama

Just as I thought it was over!

Forget the GLP effect. The "EAT effect" supersedes that. Nothing of consequence will happen now.

Oh common, don't be mean, while the acopalypse is unfolding before your innocent very eyes LOL.

Don't be so sure.

There always seems to be a shithead or two in the crowd.

Polar bears, everywhere polar bears, they are everywhere, shit, aaahhhh noooooo polar bears .............

This is not normal:
we have 13 + degrees during winter time, russia has minus 60 right now, in north africa it is 24 degrees.

That is never seen !!!

The sun, also, is white and not yellow, also it should be there, but since it went up the wrong direction this morning, sun might just have disappeared.

Never change OP: you are and will always be full of SH-EAT.

The guy by himself is pathetic, and now I have to deal with 'fans'... sigh...

Merry Christmas indeed to 0EAT0!!!

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that 12/23 begins the wildest and wooliest ride of our lives. Hang on! I think I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

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First it was the earth sun alignment with the dark reef now it will be the earth moon alignment with the dark reef.12/23/2012

Fuck. It's earthquakes everyday eat.

Just take a look at the SEISMIC MONITORs: [link to www.iris.edu] & [link to earthquake.usgs.gov]

The whole ring of fire is active.

EAT, seriously, earthquakes are triggered by the movements of the plates.

The movement of the plates is triggered by the magma (the liquid matter), the liquid underneath the plates.

Underneath some plates, there are holes of water, for example underneath the indian / russian area, some plates are sitting on holes, underneath Israel, there are big holes, other plates are sitting on moving magma.

Lets go down to this earth. The liquid matter, the magma, is in a sense not always liquid, parts are liquid, parts are more dense, fixed.

You remember, when they talked about hell in school, hell and fire .... .

It means that souls go the way of the earth. First they are liquid matter, then the sould develops its consciouness, the soul develops into plants, then into animals, then it is ready for being a human being. This earth is birthplace. Birth is always transformation. Birth means something new, transformation.

This earth is living, all and everywhere is life. Earth lives. She even has a voice. And earth can communicate.

There are spirits, here on this earth, they are responsible to cultivate and keep this earth in balance. There are spirits also to keep the flock of people living in balance.

One can talk to them. Not sure that they answer, but they will hear.

The only problem on this earth is, that humans are living here as if they are the only life, LOL.

Thats why a cycle closes, there is recovery, and a new cycle opens.

This takes time, but time does not exist. Time is a variable, time is not constant.

People get ready, there's a change a coming.

It's Mother and her helpers.

Coming in to clean up the mess we made.

Nothing personal, EAT, but ever since the Rapture fail, I'm pretty skeptical of your reporting efficacy.
As I said, nothing personal. I'm sure you're a fine and sincere person.
"Fool me once....ummm...ummm...you just can't get fooled again...."

rotary or touch tone phone? makes a difference . . .

Sittyin in your Mums basement trawling conspiracy websites on the maya doesn't make you an expert.

By the way EAT: Merry christmas.

It is not always easy to be alone on christmas. Take it easy. Clear up your mind. Christmas is just a religious institution, invented by the churches, to creep into society, into everyone.

Jesus never said to make a party on his birthday. We don't know his birthday. We assume it is the 24th of december.

Just be at ease, have an extra coffee in the morning, an extra tea in the afternoon, and some extra stuff in the evening.

Just be at ease, and one with the snow.

Bird and snakes and airplanes?

Never change EAT you will be always a very nice person.

Birds, snakes, airplanes, yes Sir !

Polar bears, too.

Did you notice, there are no flies anymore ? They disappeared !