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Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...

 
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Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...


He said nothing happens lala
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 Quoting: Monk Meat


I love Neil D.
 Quoting: forgetmenot


He's awesome. The only guy who can make astrophysics fun and interesting to those who couldn't care less lol.

But when you do care and have an interest, it makes it even that much better!

cheers

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First it was the earth sun alignment with the dark reef now it will be the earth moon alignment with the dark reef.12/23/2012uhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhoh
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REEF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?pooppooppooppooppooppooppooppooppoop

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“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. ... We need not wait to see what others do.” -Mahatma Ghandi
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Yellowstone, about to blow people. this is it, prepare for ice age.alonezombiesshocked
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Never change EAT you will be always a very nice person.

hf
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Thank you my french friend.
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 Quoting: Monk Meat


this guys a dumb ass. this has never EVER happened before. the Maya most certainly DID call for an end, but not the end of the world. the end of time. I wonder how many people buy into this guys bullshit, even he has no idea what the F hes talking about. or hopefully maybe this video is just old and the recent discoveries were not presented to him......
 Quoting: DREWFMX


Are you serious?
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Why the hell is this pinned?

It's EAT, the biggest prophet of fail on GLP.

He's so fucking full of shit.
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Never change EAT you will be always a very nice person.

hf
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Thank you my french friend.
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You are very welcome !!!
xmas
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Why the hell is this pinned?

It's EAT, the biggest prophet of fail on GLP.

He's so fucking full of shit.
 Quoting: OneFootUnder


EAT is one of the guardians of the gate.

Without him and his constant work, this world would be lost long time ago.

You should not judge so easily, little ... beginner ... .
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At work, can't watch video but I'm sure as hell watching tomorrow. I'm very excited.
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EAT is to be congratulated and cheered. Because of him and, in turn, the GLP effect, anytime a prediction is made here, you can be sure it won't come true.

Thanks, EAT, and to all the others with their "do'h!" prophecies.














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Re: Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...

 Quoting: Monk Meat


this guys a dumb ass. this has never EVER happened before. the Maya most certainly DID call for an end, but not the end of the world. the end of time. I wonder how many people buy into this guys bullshit, even he has no idea what the F hes talking about. or hopefully maybe this video is just old and the recent discoveries were not presented to him......
 Quoting: DREWFMX


Are you serious?
 Quoting: Monk Meat


Sadly, in his mind, he is.

Idiocy is abound on these forums, because, you know, REAL science is hard.

It's all about feelings, and spiritual transitions, man.5a
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[link to www.youtube.com]

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 Quoting: Monk Meat


this guys a dumb ass. this has never EVER happened before. the Maya most certainly DID call for an end, but not the end of the world. the end of time. I wonder how many people buy into this guys bullshit, even he has no idea what the F hes talking about. or hopefully maybe this video is just old and the recent discoveries were not presented to him......
 Quoting: DREWFMX


Are you serious?
 Quoting: Monk Meat


Sadly, in his mind, he is.

Idiocy is abound on these forums, because, you know, REAL science is hard.

It's all about feelings, and spiritual transitions, man.5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


Yeah..and then I get red karma with the comment "Physics negro lover"

1rof1
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Re: Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...
Thanks EAT!!

Damn it brotha..... I just sold all my MRE's and PMAG's on eBay.

Happy Holiday's to everyone.
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Re: Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...
He said get ready for some wild stuff tomorrow.
Starts with an earthquake.
 Quoting: ººEATºº


And why exactly would an earthquake happen along with other stuff?
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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I predict anther crap thread !!!!!!!!
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PANIC SEX!!!
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Someone, please call our deutcsh-bunker-friend and tell him to wait a little bit longer before trying to get out...

And tell the other dude to stop harassing his "raft"...
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12/22/2012 06:04 PM

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ok ok ok, you mayan apocalypse-heads have had your fun now beating this stuff into the ground for 10+ years (that I know of -that's when I started listening to coast2coast).. It's over, didn't happen. That's not to say it won't eventually but not in 2012...
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No damn was given that silent sunday
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told you not to EAT chili....makes the whole rumbles226
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Unfortunately he's been right as man times as he's been wrong. That's why this is pinned.

Even a blind chicken gets some corn.
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Re: Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...
He said get ready for some wild stuff tomorrow.
Starts with an earthquake.
 Quoting: ººEATºº


And why exactly would an earthquake happen along with other stuff?
 Quoting: Dapurps


Because eat predicted it ofcourse
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Thanks for the 5 stars, my friend.
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Uh-oh someone voted 1 star cruise
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He said get ready for some wild stuff tomorrow.
Starts with an earthquake.
 Quoting: ººEATºº


Why does it always have to start with an earthquake? Maybe it could be something different, something new, like maybe a sub atomic quake, something like an earthquake but on the sub-atomic level.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Because that's how it started in the Roland Emmerich movie. That's about the extent of the intellectual capability of these mayatards.
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Re: Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...
My wife and I are Maya and we and all her family are laughing their asses off at the stupitidy of all the fear you people put on here. Nothing is going to happen!!! Get it through you thick egotistical heads.
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OP, if you really think the world is going to end tomorrow, why are you on the internet posting shit on a blog site?

Is this what you have chosen to do in the final moments of your life?

C'mon man. LIVE dammit! Like it's the last day of your life.. make love to your wife, be with your kids, kiss that girl you never had the balls to talk to, snip a finger off with a pair of tinsnips just to know what it feels like, etc.

Carpe diem!

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Thanks for the 5 stars, my friend.
 Quoting: ººEATºº


Here we go again. Was this your uncle?
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Just got off the phone with your mother, she wants you to get off your laptop and come downstairs for dinner. And for god's sake will you PLEASE clean the damn dog crap out of the backyard!

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