Just got off the phone with a Dec. 23rd Ancient Mayan Apocalypse expert...

Just got off the phone with your mother, she wants you to get off your laptop and come downstairs for dinner. And for god's sake will you PLEASE clean the damn dog crap out of the backyard!

EAT the false prophet strikes again.

Ban him!

Hopefully a massive 9.8 Mag earthquake directly in California.

You watch too much TV.

WOW somebody doesn't live in California

Funny.........his mother told me to warn YOU to stop stalking her and jerking off to her picture all the time.................

Get serious help, DAD...............psychosis is a very insidious thing and can lead to what happened in Connecticut............

Just saying..............

And stop jerking off......you will go blind................

Just saying.......................

I wish the Big one would get it over with in California, I got to go down in January, and Dang! don't want to be there for it.

Now that's funny...

I still see the link in your earlier post.Am I missing something else.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege liking this video tonight.

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I just got of the phone with my Incan Uncle. He says the Mayans were always pulling stuff like this. He also said they were responsible for the ending of the Sopranos series...

It is the return of Quetzalcoatl ("feathered snake")

Dont know if I believe about the 23rd.
There is a thread at the bottom of this one saying it was REALLY the 16th.
So it wasnt the 16th,it wasnt the 21st,so what makes it behe 23rd?


Mayan Calendar Ends On Dec. 16th, 2013, Not Dec. 21st or 23rd, 2012 Theory
Thread: COMET ISON- The Nostradamus Comet At The Time Of The True Mayan Calendar End Date Of 12/16/13 (Something Wicked This Way Cometh!)

Why does everything "EAT" posts get pinned?

I mean he is funny but... really???

"it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane"

That sucks. I've been on hold for 11 hours waiting to speak with a Mayan Apocalypse expert. You must have connections.

I was wondering when the freakshow lunatics would come up with the next END DATE. They're at it much faster than I would have expected. HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Good lord, this forum is endlessly entertaining. In the sort of, me-looking-down-on-you-from-my-heady-perch hilarious. you're all missing a chromosome.

Merry Christmas both of you

Fustafazooties!!!! I would have to look at that one!!!! Always makes me tear up

That's NOT very Nice!!!

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine...

and how many tons of wheat do you have in your bunker EAT?!!

dude has quite the narrow set of skills, whats he plan on doing on the 24th??

Nothing happened. It's already the 23rd on the other side of the world and all is well. Just another faildate.

Would anyone consider that the date is relative to central america?

Chill bro, it's a joke thread.

No, and you know why? That makes no sense.

The Earth rotates at a set speed (though, ever so very slowly, it is winding down...we're talking on a geologic scale here though, billions of years would have to go by for us to slow down appreciably).

So for half the world that day of doom has already came, nothing is happening, and nothing will happen. There is no scientific basis for these unfounded fears.

None. You might as well believe in invisible Elves living in your backyard.

I live in California.

You're a wonderful human being.

Eat is right. It begins today. This was the longest time they could wait without the nobody dying.

Real doom is coming today folks; it doesn't start the moment a day starts somewhere in the world, there are things called hours, and it can't happen before it happens. Glad I can be the genius to clear that up for everyone.

The nobody will survive through christmas, and for that to happen, there are scientists calculating that "the beginning" is necessary. To break the ice.

Today. Yes. Wait for it.