I realise that this is a prank post but it raises serious issues so will respond.
As someone else said, an elderly person might well have a bladder infection, they are common in the elderly.
Also, if granny has that amount of ammonia in contact with her fragile elderly person skin, she is no doubt experiencing skin irritation and possibly sores.
As a responsible and caring grandchild, and you are, I would hope, you need to contact the local aged care authorities and arrange a health and psychological assessment for her. She needs more assistance than you are able to provide for her, as urinary incontinence is a common problem.
Quoting: getmeoutofhere I took some of her old face cloths over in a plastic bag to let them smell it and they came out to see her.
I specifically asked them not to say they have come because she stinks to high heaven as she would go crazy.
They hatched a plot to say they were giving away free cosmetics and pants and stuff, plus pads to all people over 70 and as her name came up on the list they were bringing her the stuff.
When they came, the nurse said she would need to check her out and strangely enough, Granny allowed her to do so.
When the nurse had finished, she came out to me (eyes streaming) and said that Granny had extremely strong urine and asked me what she drank.
I told her that she always drank very strong coffee and nothing else.
The nurse was about to tell me something but didn't get the chance, because my granny came behind her and walloped her on the head with the heel of her big slipper, twice.
The heel was a big solid rubber heel, due to her club foot and it split the nurses head open.
The nurse is still of work due to that incident to this day, which is 4 months later.
My Granny was jailed for 3 months but released after just one day because of her odour I think.
The nurse is claiming 100 grand compo from her, claiming she has lost some of her memory and has a big lump like a hunchback on the back of her head which makes her self conscious.
So there you go, it's not as though I haven't tried.
