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DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012

 
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so when nothing happens on the 23rd when is the next end of the world date?

on a side note if you think the world is ending you should probably kill yourself because you are one stupid mother fucker
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Apophis 2036 in the year 2036 is pretty much garunteed to hit somewhere between Siberia and India. By this time I think we will have figured a way to blow it to bits.
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so when nothing happens on the 23rd when is the next end of the world date?

on a side note if you think the world is ending you should probably kill yourself because you are one stupid mother fucker
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Apophis 2036 in the year 2036 is pretty much garunteed to hit somewhere between Siberia and India.
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pretty much guaranteed huh?

mind giving a source for that? oh wait you cant you're a fucking dumbshit
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so when nothing happens on the 23rd when is the next end of the world date?

on a side note if you think the world is ending you should probably kill yourself because you are one stupid mother fucker
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Thread: COMET ISON & THE 13th AHAU CYCLE- The True "End-Time" of the Mayan Calendar (Dec. 16th, 2013)
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
Zeta's right again!
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Reading through all of the idiotic statements would make one think that there would be a bit of a struggle to determine the winner "Most Idioitc Post of The Thread" Award but THIS! LOL THIS takes the Prize, by a landslide. Forget that people are arguing the merits of something the Mayans NEVER SAID. Forget that THEIR "primitive Society" produced a more accurate calendar than any till recent times, predicted dates/events THOUSANDS of years in advance. Nah, the most important thing is Nancy's delusions. Really?! ROFLMAO
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
so when nothing happens on the 23rd when is the next end of the world date?

on a side note if you think the world is ending you should probably kill yourself because you are one stupid mother fucker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29756046


Apophis 2036 in the year 2036 is pretty much garunteed to hit somewhere between Siberia and India. By this time I think we will have figured a way to blow it to bits.
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Source? Last thing I heard it's chance to hit the Earth was really small.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Also, at it's size, it's more of a city buster. There are several calculators you can use to figure out what energy will be released if it were to impact the Earth.
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
Zeta's right again!
 Quoting: Mad Hatter


Reading through all of the idiotic statements would make one think that there would be a bit of a struggle to determine the winner "Most Idioitc Post of The Thread" Award but THIS! LOL THIS takes the Prize, by a landslide. Forget that people are arguing the merits of something the Mayans NEVER SAID. Forget that THEIR "primitive Society" produced a more accurate calendar than any till recent times, predicted dates/events THOUSANDS of years in advance. Nah, the most important thing is Nancy's delusions. Really?! ROFLMAO
 Quoting: remjr1 1615216


The Mayans couldn't predict their own demise... let's be serious here.
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
yeah way to extend the doom..

sorry no one believes in anything anymore..

it's all over..

jesus, mayans, god.

they are dead
 Quoting: Skin Suit


I actually believe in Jesus... because:

1) over 400 cases of abductions ended by calling on Him.

2) new Shroud of Turin BBC documentary

3) former occult testimonies

4) evolution is a myth--fossils millions of years old when soil erodes at feet per thousand of years means no record should exist if that old, silt build up at river deltas around the world only around 5,000 years worth, no tree rings older than 5,000 years, grand canyon supposed erosion does not play out at the ocean river mouth, gene complexity too massive even for supposed 10-15 billion years universe has existed, etc...

Thread: Shaking Spears Consciousness--that's what's up... :)

:)
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
oh, and creating things makes me feel good...

seems likely intelligent design has an intelligent Creator who also likes to create free will sovereign spirit beings...

who choose to deny or glorify Him...

:)
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
yeah way to extend the doom..

sorry no one believes in anything anymore..

it's all over..

jesus, mayans, god.

they are dead
 Quoting: Skin Suit


I actually believe in Jesus... because:

1) over 400 cases of abductions ended by calling on Him.

2) new Shroud of Turin BBC documentary

3) former occult testimonies

4) evolution is a myth--fossils millions of years old when soil erodes at feet per thousand of years means no record should exist if that old, silt build up at river deltas around the world only around 5,000 years worth, no tree rings older than 5,000 years, grand canyon supposed erosion does not play out at the ocean river mouth, gene complexity too massive even for supposed 10-15 billion years universe has existed, etc...

Thread: Shaking Spears Consciousness--that's what's up... :)

:)
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Oh good lord I hope you're trolling here.

Wait, you won't be....

Sigh.
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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yeah way to extend the doom..

sorry no one believes in anything anymore..

it's all over..

jesus, mayans, god.

they are dead
 Quoting: Skin Suit


I actually believe in Jesus... because:

1) over 400 cases of abductions ended by calling on Him.

2) new Shroud of Turin BBC documentary

3) former occult testimonies

4) evolution is a myth--fossils millions of years old when soil erodes at feet per thousand of years means no record should exist if that old, silt build up at river deltas around the world only around 5,000 years worth, no tree rings older than 5,000 years, grand canyon supposed erosion does not play out at the ocean river mouth, gene complexity too massive even for supposed 10-15 billion years universe has existed, etc...

Thread: Shaking Spears Consciousness--that's what's up... :)

:)
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Jesus Christ is only another adaptation of the first civilisation's beleif in the ''God Sun'' our own sun...
Fuck every Religions,''GOD''is a Lie, look around you ...DONT JUGE ME ! ! ! ...or do, i dont realy care
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the mayans didn't account for leap years. Also the Mayan elders themselves stated there's no such thing as doomsday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29974722


It is statements like this that make me scratch my butt, I mean, scratch my head.

While it is true that the Mayan Tzolkin (calendar) did not account for leap years, it is not because their time charting skills were inadequate. Rather, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap years, because the Mayan calendar was much more accurate than labeling one "year" as 365.25 "days" long.

So, your statement is factually correct, but it infers something that is completely erroneous- that they Mayans were inferior time-keepers.

Did you research this statement (re: Mayans, leap years) yourself? Or, are you parroting what you have heard in the "media".....???
 Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer


Of course the Tzolkin didn't have leap years. It had nothing to do with the solar calendar, it just was the 260 day cycle that named the days. The solar calendar is ha'ab. It didn't have leap years, but each year was 365.25 days, so after four years the extra day is accounted for but not counted as a day. This is why the correlation that says the end date is now is wrong.
By ignoring the ha'ab component the ha'ab date which is represented by the 3 Kankin glyph does not line up where it should. The solar calendar date 3 Kankin should happen in April, not December. All of these convoluted formulas that bring the end date to 2012 have overlooked the easiest clue of all for finding the correlation because they have ignored that the ha'ab portion of the date tells us the time of year. Any civilization that depends on agriculture needs to have an accurate solar calendar. If you count the days correctly instead of trying to convert them through mathematical formulas to make it obey our number system it loses simplicity. If I were to tell you that summer vacation will be in October this year, it would be obvious that I was either lying, stupid or delusional because we all know summer can't happen in October. Likewise, the ha'ab date 4 ahau (Tzolkin date) 3 kankin can only happen in the month of April. Once you understand this, it is easy to calculate the true end date based on historic knowledge, such as the arrival of Cortes.
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
No, it's the 24th..I mean the 25th..or the 26th...wait, it might be December 21st, 2013..or maybe it's in March..wait...let me go watch a bunch of youtube videos so I can recalculate..
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^^THIS^^


clappa
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yep, 23rd has nearly expired in the uk and sweet fuck all - all dates, mayan dates, end of world dates ever predicted should be completely and utterly placed in the trash can because for years all this crap has been nothing but lies and bullshit fucking twats - you know who you are - just fucking twats
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
The date keeps changing, what will it be next? December 25th?
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If people must spread their doom garbage fine, but please leave the Mayans out of it. It happens with our native culture everywhere. The invader almost completely wipes it out, then centuries later people find scraps of it and don't understand it, they don't listen to the few that do and they make up crazy lies and attribute it to our people. When it's proven they were wrong, people point fingers at us. I see the old colonial attitude is still strong in the world more than 500 years after we were first subjugated. It wasnt enough to take our land, now what remains of our tradition is being trampled underfoot by non native doom merchants. Truly sad.
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This is pathetic, stop with it already, its over, you were tricked by the 2012 DOOM HOAX, hahahahaahhaa at least we have fagango's supertards to save us
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lets make it 24, then 25, then 26... etc.

It is more fun this way.
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FAIL
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FAIL
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still 4 pm here, and each day is important. tounge
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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If people must spread their doom garbage fine, but please leave the Mayans out of it. It happens with our native culture everywhere. The invader almost completely wipes it out, then centuries later people find scraps of it and don't understand it, they don't listen to the few that do and they make up crazy lies and attribute it to our people. When it's proven they were wrong, people point fingers at us. I see the old colonial attitude is still strong in the world more than 500 years after we were first subjugated. It wasnt enough to take our land, now what remains of our tradition is being trampled underfoot by non native doom merchants. Truly sad.
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well said.
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If people must spread their doom garbage fine, but please leave the Mayans out of it. It happens with our native culture everywhere. The invader almost completely wipes it out, then centuries later people find scraps of it and don't understand it, they don't listen to the few that do and they make up crazy lies and attribute it to our people. When it's proven they were wrong, people point fingers at us. I see the old colonial attitude is still strong in the world more than 500 years after we were first subjugated. It wasnt enough to take our land, now what remains of our tradition is being trampled underfoot by non native doom merchants. Truly sad.
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then get the facts that are correct out there then instead of all the hearsay
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Re: DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012
trust me, a very important telephone call i just had and said it was the 25th
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trust me, a very important telephone call i just had and said it was the 25th
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guessing that call was from your Uncle....

lmao
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LOL this site is pure entertainment...pure fear and doom mongering. Yall's life must suck so bad in order to want doom all the time.
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no no its 27th....

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