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DIRECTOR OF MAYAN HEIROGLYPHICS : EXACT DATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DECEMBER 23RD, 2012

 
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NO DOOM FOR YOU!
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Epic Fail!!!!

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yep, all wank, failed doom mayan shit. never listen to any doom info it's all fucking lies by the twats who just want to make people fearful about life, fuck off cunts, you know who you are may God forgive you for what shit you've poured out too
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Dam, and I spent all my money on hookers and blow thinking the world was going to end. Now I'll need to save up for the next end of the world date. When is it?
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trust me, a very important telephone call i just had and said it was the 25th
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30565777


guessing that call was from your Uncle....

lmao
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no me poppa, called and said he had a smoke around matey boys house and they fought it could be 26th but dey were stoned i spose...
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Glad to be alive, lol.

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yep, all wank, failed doom mayan shit. never listen to any doom info it's all fucking lies by the twats who just want to make people fearful about life, fuck off cunts, you know who you are may God forgive you for what shit you've poured out too
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dance
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11mths

Clearly not an end since we get to worry about doom in 11 months.
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According to the director of the Hieroglyphic and Iconographic Heap MAYA (Ajimaya) INAH, such belief is modern and its origin can be traced back to the 70s of the twentieth century, with the first esoteric publications in which "predicts" the end of human civilization, coinciding with the TENTH POSTGRADUATE b'ak'tun in the Long Count of the Maya calendar, which corresponds to December 21, 2012.

Of the approximately 15 thousand REGISTERED glyphic texts so far and have been traced over time at different sites in the Maya area, only two inscriptions there is mention of the year 2012, pointed out the archaeologist, who teaches a course on mythology and Classic Maya Religion in the National School of Anthropology and History (ENAH).

"As the correlation GMT + 2 (Goodman-Martinez-Thompson, plus two days) using epigraphers to convert Maya dates to the Gregorian calendar, the exact date would be December 23, 2012 and not on 21. It was registered in the Tortuguero Monument 6 and a fragment found COMALCALCO, both archaeological sites of Tabasco and relatively close to each other. "


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"The bottom line is that the Mayans never mentioned that will end the world or time," said INAH epigrapher.

Carlos Pallan abounded in this sense, the particular passage of Tortuguero Monument 6 is very brief and says simply that "ONCE YOU MEET THE THIRTEENTH b'ak'tun, on 23 December 2012, down from HEAVEN BOLON Yokte 'K'U, ie the god - or gods - of the nine pillars ".


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In STONE IS WRITTEN DATE 23 DECEMBER 2012, prompting a rumor that the Mayans predicted it to the world, powered by the American film "2012", which refers to the alleged apocalypse.

In the little that reads the Maya referred to the "Arrival of a Lord of the heavens, to coincide with the end of a cycle number," Romero said. The date inscribed on the stone refers to BACTUM XIII , which means the beginning of a new era, Romero insisted.



[link to abakmatematicamaya.blogspot.com]


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Just quit you asshole.
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"Arrival of a Lord of the heavens, to coincide with the end of a cycle "

spock

Interesting.

bump
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wtf
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Wow. Wrong again. I am like so shocked.
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No, it's the 24th..I mean the 25th..or the 26th...wait, it might be December 21st, 2013..or maybe it's in March..wait...let me go watch a bunch of youtube videos so I can recalculate..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12506015


doomers will always find a new and fresh date !!

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DOOMTARD"S I never heard of such name until 2 weeks ago ,I found a site called GLP,It wasn't until 2 days ago that I found out exactly what a DOOMTARD is,Lonely individual's who life suck's so bad that they pray for DOOM.
Msy God bless you folks and get over it their is life,So make it a good one !
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another fail... what a surprise
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doomtards wrong again fuck them!!! you should all eat shit with a spoon for each failled doomtardery
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Well after the last few days of seeing a record amount of stupidity i think I'm upping my daily beers from 12 to 15.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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DIRECTOR Maya HEIROGLYPHICS stupid ... date 2013/01/16

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another fail... what a surprise
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"no guise seriously itz realy the 23rd"




lol lol lol lol
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crazy

doomtards
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fail
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::bsflag:bsflagbsflag:


the mayans didn't account for leap years. Also the Mayan elders themselves stated there's no such thing as doomsday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29974722


It is statements like this that make me scratch my butt, I mean, scratch my head.

While it is true that the Mayan Tzolkin (calendar) did not account for leap years, it is not because their time charting skills were inadequate. Rather, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap years, because the Mayan calendar was much more accurate than labeling one "year" as 365.25 "days" long.

So, your statement is factually correct, but it infers something that is completely erroneous- that they Mayans were inferior time-keepers.

Did you research this statement (re: Mayans, leap years) yourself? Or, are you parroting what you have heard in the "media".....???
 Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer


Of course the Tzolkin didn't have leap years. It had nothing to do with the solar calendar, it just was the 260 day cycle that named the days. The solar calendar is ha'ab. It didn't have leap years, but each year was 365.25 days, so after four years the extra day is accounted for but not counted as a day. This is why the correlation that says the end date is now is wrong.
By ignoring the ha'ab component the ha'ab date which is represented by the 3 Kankin glyph does not line up where it should. The solar calendar date 3 Kankin should happen in April, not December. All of these convoluted formulas that bring the end date to 2012 have overlooked the easiest clue of all for finding the correlation because they have ignored that the ha'ab portion of the date tells us the time of year. Any civilization that depends on agriculture needs to have an accurate solar calendar. If you count the days correctly instead of trying to convert them through mathematical formulas to make it obey our number system it loses simplicity. If I were to tell you that summer vacation will be in October this year, it would be obvious that I was either lying, stupid or delusional because we all know summer can't happen in October. Likewise, the ha'ab date 4 ahau (Tzolkin date) 3 kankin can only happen in the month of April. Once you understand this, it is easy to calculate the true end date based on historic knowledge, such as the arrival of Cortes.
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^^THIS^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bump
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11mths

Clearly not an end since we get to worry about doom in 11 months.
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What are you saying??? thanks..
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lmaochucklelolatu

hahahahahahahahahah hohohohohohohoh hahahahahahahaha LMFAO
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:11mths:

Clearly not an end since we get to worry about doom in 11 months.
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What are you saying??? thanks..
 Quoting: saturn12


Don't tell me you're going to latch on to another date after all of this epic failure....

Pathetic.
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"Arrival of a Lord of the heavens, to coincide with the end of a cycle "

spock

Interesting.

bump
 Quoting: Pa resident1


When the wife would get her off her cycle I too used to praise the lord of the heavens.
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