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I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.

 
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I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
Give me the question, the only way is through.
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
What's Squalor?
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My dump of house.
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What's Squalor?
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My dump of house.
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Why don't you clean it?
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Why bother?
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What's with your laissez-faire attitude?
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My dump of house.
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Why don't you clean it?
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Why bother?
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What's with your laissez-faire attitude?
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"It's everywhere." My attitude was shifted when the doom tards were adopting enlisted.
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
Why do you choose to live in squalor?
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Why bother?
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What's with your laissez-faire attitude?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


"It's everywhere." My attitude was shifted when the doom tards were adopting enlisted.
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Cleanliness is next to Godliness
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Godliness is the placard. The reality is too hard.
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
My question is....

How low and boring must a persons life be, if they spend their Saturday making up a... 'I am/was/live in/have a... ask me a question' thread, that is quite obviously complete BS and as pointless and boring as they are, just to make themselves feel important and interesting even if just for a few hours because they have no real information or interesting topics to add to what is clearly a 'conspiracy theories' forum and not a... 'I'm bored so I'll just copy what I've seen others do because they are as uneducated as me in the vein hope of engaging in conversation with other human beings, when what I should really be doing if I have nothing of note to add to this site is get my ass down the local bars and meet some real people'... forum?

Take your time with that answer if you want buddy.
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Why bother?
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What's with your laissez-faire attitude?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


"It's everywhere." My attitude was shifted when the doom tards were adopting enlisted.
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Cleanliness is next to Godliness
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You pagan blasphemer. Trying to be like God.
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
My question is....

How low and boring must a persons life be, if they spend their Saturday making up a... 'I am/was/live in/have a... ask me a question' thread, that is quite obviously complete BS and as pointless and boring as they are, just to make themselves feel important and interesting even if just for a few hours because they have no real information or interesting topics to add to what is clearly a 'conspiracy theories' forum and not a... 'I'm bored so I'll just copy what I've seen others do because they are as uneducated as me in the vein hope of engaging in conversation with other human beings, when what I should really be doing if I have nothing of note to add to this site is get my ass down the local bars and meet some real people'... forum?

Take your time with that answer if you want buddy.
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You don't know me. If you did it would be like standing on the edge of the grand canyon and wondering where the hand and footholds are for a safe descent to the bottom of it. cool2
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
is your home dirtier than mine?
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i would bet not
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
is your home dirtier than mine?
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Not dirt. Just neglect. You know. Moldy shower, toilet smells. I just don't care about it anymore. You could say I gone green. Why not?
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What's Squalor?
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It's a small town in New Mexico.
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
is your home dirtier than mine?
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Not dirt. Just neglect. You know. Moldy shower, toilet smells. I just don't care about it anymore. You could say I gone green. Why not?
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I think squalor is filth though
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is your home dirtier than mine?
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Not dirt. Just neglect. You know. Moldy shower, toilet smells. I just don't care about it anymore. You could say I gone green. Why not?
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Hire a maid bro
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get off his nuts bro
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
Don't you have any respect for yourself? That boy is a P-I-G pig!
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
What's Squalor?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


My dump of house.
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Why don't you clean it?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Why bother?
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In other words...you like it.
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Get some help...
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My dump of house.
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Why don't you clean it?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Why bother?
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In other words...you like it.
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It ain't so bad. I accept it, Chip. I got no christmas spirit either. My house is what it is. Dogs are the only spirits that are lighting it up.
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
What's Squalor?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


It's a small town in New Mexico.
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If you buy a woman enough drinks you can take her home and find out if she is a Squalor!
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And when she sobers up? And I do too? My girl is gonna be here soon. The woman in the woods. My faith in that is enough for me.

My answers to questions are not limited to my home. The world is big, and there are many more...

Ask away. :)
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
is your home dirtier than mine?
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Not dirt. Just neglect. You know. Moldy shower, toilet smells. I just don't care about it anymore. You could say I gone green. Why not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


Hire a maid bro
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I could, but then she would end up full with a kid in her. cool2
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It's a small town in New Mexico.
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If you buy a woman enough drinks you can take her home and find out if she is a Squalor!
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


And when she sobers up? And I do too? My girl is gonna be here soon. The woman in the woods. My faith in that is enough for me.

My answers to questions are not limited to my home. The world is big, and there are many more...

Ask away. :)
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When she sobers up she will say...

"Clean your room!"

lol
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If I got that lucky, I would just slap her bottom and tell her to make breakfast while I cleaned it. rockon
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My question is....

How low and boring must a persons life be, if they spend their Saturday making up a... 'I am/was/live in/have a... ask me a question' thread, that is quite obviously complete BS and as pointless and boring as they are, just to make themselves feel important and interesting even if just for a few hours because they have no real information or interesting topics to add to what is clearly a 'conspiracy theories' forum and not a... 'I'm bored so I'll just copy what I've seen others do because they are as uneducated as me in the vein hope of engaging in conversation with other human beings, when what I should really be doing if I have nothing of note to add to this site is get my ass down the local bars and meet some real people'... forum?

Take your time with that answer if you want buddy.
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I just love irony..
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Re: I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.
My question is....

How low and boring must a persons life be, if they spend their Saturday making up a... 'I am/was/live in/have a... ask me a question' thread, that is quite obviously complete BS and as pointless and boring as they are, just to make themselves feel important and interesting even if just for a few hours because they have no real information or interesting topics to add to what is clearly a 'conspiracy theories' forum and not a... 'I'm bored so I'll just copy what I've seen others do because they are as uneducated as me in the vein hope of engaging in conversation with other human beings, when what I should really be doing if I have nothing of note to add to this site is get my ass down the local bars and meet some real people'... forum?

Take your time with that answer if you want buddy.
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I just love irony..
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Yeah, the pot calling the kettle black. Yucca Yucca

Let's get a question up on deck.

Batter up!!!5a5a5a
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And when she sobers up? And I do too? My girl is gonna be here soon. The woman in the woods. My faith in that is enough for me.

My answers to questions are not limited to my home. The world is big, and there are many more...

Ask away. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


When she sobers up she will say...

"Clean your room!"

lol
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


If I got that lucky, I would just slap her bottom and tell her to make breakfast while I cleaned it. rockon
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You got it maid/made!

:maid:
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I'd wrap her up. rockon
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And when she sobers up? And I do too? My girl is gonna be here soon. The woman in the woods. My faith in that is enough for me.

My answers to questions are not limited to my home. The world is big, and there are many more...

Ask away. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


When she sobers up she will say...

"Clean your room!"

lol
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


If I got that lucky, I would just slap her bottom and tell her to make breakfast while I cleaned it. rockon
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You got it maid/made!

:maid:
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So you figured me out? Yeah, I was born under a triple lucky.
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Give me the question, the only way is through.
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Why do you think anyone cares?
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Give me the question, the only way is through.
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Why do you think anyone cares?
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Everyone wants to know. That is the human nature. I have a pit of knowledge available. Why not partake of it?
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Give me the question, the only way is through.
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Why do you think anyone cares?
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Everyone wants to know. That is the human nature. I have a pit of knowledge available. Why not partake of it?
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What other knowledge do you horde.

That you would like to share with us today?
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The question must be presented. The pool will divulge as it sees prudent.
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Has the Hoarders camera crew been there yet?

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