I live in Squalor. Ask me what you want to know. I will answer true.

Hire a maid bro

When she sobers up she will say...

"Clean your room!"

lol

My question is....

How low and boring must a persons life be, if they spend their Saturday making up a... 'I am/was/live in/have a... ask me a question' thread, that is quite obviously complete BS and as pointless and boring as they are, just to make themselves feel important and interesting even if just for a few hours because they have no real information or interesting topics to add to what is clearly a 'conspiracy theories' forum and not a... 'I'm bored so I'll just copy what I've seen others do because they are as uneducated as me in the vein hope of engaging in conversation with other human beings, when what I should really be doing if I have nothing of note to add to this site is get my ass down the local bars and meet some real people'... forum?

Take your time with that answer if you want buddy.

I could, but then she would end up full with a kid in her.

If I got that lucky, I would just slap her bottom and tell her to make breakfast while I cleaned it.

I just love irony..

You got it maid/made!

:maid:

You got it maid/made!

:maid:

So you figured me out? Yeah, I was born under a triple lucky.

I'd wrap her up.

Give me the question, the only way is through.

Why do you think anyone cares?

Everyone wants to know. That is the human nature. I have a pit of knowledge available. Why not partake of it?

What other knowledge do you horde.

That you would like to share with us today?

The question must be presented. The pool will divulge as it sees prudent.

What is your life's purpose?

My life. It is a deep Well. Full of pretty much it all. I won't bullshit you with nonsensical. I will say that as I grew up, I went through stages. Pretty abrupt changes in thought. A social "kid" kid til 12, then pretty antisocial, just enough guts to make a jab with people and get along and make a living.

My purpose is I feel I have no purpose. To what purpose is any tool but what the result. Even the farmer cannot predict whether his crop will grow or not.

Does the relationship with your mother have anything to do with you not wanting to clean.

Folks of GLP. I ask for nothing. I will divulge the information about life. Ask about it. I'm tapped in and you don't want to miss the boat before it floats away. It's not about me. It is about us and the world.

Ask and I answer.

i would bet not