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HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots

 
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HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
Do not walk behind a moving vehicle. It's still a fucking moving vehicle.

Do not look for shit in your car when you're stopped at a stop light. Look at the light.

Do not speed up to cut off a person from pulling in front of you, they'll wreck your fucking car and tie up more traffic.

If you're going to block incoming traffic and you see in your rear view mirror everyone else blocking oncoming traffic, go around the goddamn traffic.

If you missed your turn, don't block traffic by trying to get into another lane. It was your mistake, only you should pay for it.

If you're about to go through a yellow light, don't goddamn stop. Red is for stopping.

There are shortcuts in every town, don't take them, they're mine.




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Re: HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
Please don't tail-gate!
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12/22/2012 04:10 PM

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Re: HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
Please don't tail-gate!
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Oh you should have picked your own planet in this way.

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Oh you should have picked your own planet in this way.

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The United States is by far the most inefficient country when it comes to road rules. Having driven in at least 16 countries, this is a subject close to my intolerance.
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12/22/2012 04:18 PM

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Re: HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
Stay away from road rage. If you can't take the heat, don't drive!!


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If the speed limit is 45 don't go thirty fucking miles an hour
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12/22/2012 04:22 PM

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Re: HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
If you're crossing a busy intersection by foot, run idiots.


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12/22/2012 04:23 PM

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Re: HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
If the speed limit is 45 don't go thirty fucking miles an hour
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Fucking Yea. Go the speed limit, ffs. 100% of the slow drivers I pass are bitches on phones.
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12/22/2012 04:29 PM

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Don't drive close to the big rigs.


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Re: HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
Interstate Traveling:

Drive in the RIGHT LANE, UNLESS YOU'RE PASSING, TARDS!!!!
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Re: HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots
Do not walk behind a moving vehicle. It's still a fucking moving vehicle.

Do not look for shit in your car when you're stopped at a stop light. Look at the light.

Do not speed up to cut off a person from pulling in front of you, they'll wreck your fucking car and tie up more traffic.

If you're going to block incoming traffic and you see in your rear view mirror everyone else blocking oncoming traffic, go around the goddamn traffic.

If you missed your turn, don't block traffic by trying to get into another lane. It was your mistake, only you should pay for it.

If you're about to go through a yellow light, don't goddamn stop. Red is for stopping.

There are shortcuts in every town, don't take them, they're mine.




Please feel free to add your advise.

flower
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Wahhhhhhhhh

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12/22/2012 04:40 PM

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Dont use your Mobile while Trying to Drive

Same goes for Putting on Make up/shaving/Map reading..
Read a book- Dumbass
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1984 was NOT meant as an Instruction Manual