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I love horses - Ask me questions!

 
Anonymous Coward
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it appears that the young range mare I call Sassy has some how got on the other side of a barbwire fence than the other horses

that should cause problems all night

and remember western gayasshit was invented by commies
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12/22/2012 07:16 PM
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so let it be know at this point that there exist no better of a man than a horseman

and the standerd clip of a horse is and will always be 12 miles an hour

400meaters per minet or a 12 foot stride

basquoul is the jump and to be measerd on the ground not in hight for an equal take off hight and landing are all that is call

never a horse under 15.3 h because that wont be a horse at all

bow to me
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12/22/2012 07:25 PM
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yous alls queers



















if you dont ride a horse
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 07:28 PM
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Name 3 songs with horses in the title.
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12/22/2012 07:45 PM
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no repo man did not show up or call for the horse trailer


so more about sass the little mare

she stalks my stallion but she wont leave all her crippled friends

but she talks a few of her friends to come hobbleing over to bug my stallion sometimes

sometimes as many as 8 but this time only 3 and always the buckskin gelding who is the relucktant leader
MONSTER

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12/22/2012 07:49 PM

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Never heard of an old canadian, thats not a breed
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 07:54 PM
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there all staring white eyed at the barbwire fence that sepperates Sass from the others

I can see this in the dark from fare away

its up to the buckskin now

can he keep everyone form going oposite directions and haveing anxiety attacks
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12/22/2012 08:09 PM
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Never heard of an old canadian, thats not a breed
 Quoting: MONSTER




There is a BREED called CANADIAN HORSE:

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Why don't you learn how to Google first and made stupid comments later, you nitwit?!
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12/22/2012 08:11 PM
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My love of equines almost had me moving to Canada! But it didn't work out.

He had a Percheron. One hoof was the size of a small skillet!!

I really miss riding and hope to buy my own horse in a couple of years, after graduation. IF that's doable. The way things are looking, I'm not very optimistic.

OK, you guys -- lessee some photos of your mighty steeds! :0
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12/22/2012 08:12 PM
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kissup
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12/22/2012 08:39 PM
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Do you believe in HORSE WHISPERES?
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just stop right now
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Sorry i am very serious.There was a man a few years back-in
virgina -usa- that used it --HERE this was a serious question.

"""“Buck” — a documentary about the real-life “horse whisperer” and the cowboy trainer Dan (Buck) Brannaman — has been generating some buzz since its debut at the Sundance Film Festival in January, where it won the Audience Award for its first-time director, Cindy Meehl.

A sympathetic portrait of the cowboy as teacher, trainer and therapist, Meehl’s film documents Brannaman’s life as he travels around the country, teaching clinics for people with horse problems and — more often, as Brannaman puts it — “horses with people problems.”

Handsome and articulate, Brannaman, now in his late 40s, was a key resource and inspiration to the author Nicholas Evans for the title character in Evans’s 1995 novel, “The Horse Whisperer.” He also served as a consultant and technical adviser for the production of the 1998 film based on the book that was directed by and starred Robert Redford. (Redford also appears in the documentary, describing his first meeting with Brannaman in Hollywood and the contribution he made to the making of the film.)

Using a simple formula of understanding, compassion and respect, Brannaman tries to help humans understand the language of horses so they can build a solid, rewarding relationship and learn to “dance” as horse-and-rider partners.

“Everything you do with a horse is a dance,” Brannaman says.............These “new age” methods, like Brannaman’s, were once regarded with suspicion by horsemen as little more than “fringe” approaches to training horses with questionable merit, but they have gained traction and increasing acceptance in recent years in many horse sports, including racing.
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12/22/2012 08:48 PM
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Name 3 songs with horses in the title.
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Take the shoes off the horses becaus thay will tapdance all night.1875?
Dont lett billy near the fire. the horse will kill him
My throat hurts.
little hoarse
im off
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12/22/2012 08:52 PM
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Title said it alldeadhorse (and not as meal)1rof1
 Quoting: Korats01


Is Catherine The Great your inspiration?

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12/23/2012 12:39 AM

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Do you believe in HORSE WHISPERES?
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Some have very accute sense of training. It's not me believing in them or not. They have it with horses for specific task. Like a old friend told me - all depend what you want to do with the horse.

If one very good trainer will have your horse do the spanish walk in 2 days and you, what you do with him (horse) is trekking what's the point.

A good horse-head person, is good to train a horse to what he is good at. I don't judge that.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2012 04:08 PM
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so those fucktard range horses were chaseing a herd of antalope
lionhound

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12/25/2012 09:19 PM
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I love horses too. Most wonderful creatures. I have two mares now. The granddaughter of secretariat and her daughter out of my beloved stallion Iwho is long time passed. I've been as fast (almost) as any human alive has been on a horse. Yes there are horse whisperers. It's not as mystical as it sounds but it is as wonderful.
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12/25/2012 09:39 PM

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Love my boyz!
They've been part of our family for nearly twenty years!
Some of God's best work IMHO.
Be filled with joy in the knowing that you are the light and love of the one Infinite Creator.
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Love my boyz!
They've been part of our family for nearly twenty years!
Some of God's best work IMHO.
 Quoting: Starlighttraveller


If those are your boys, they have kind eyes and pretty faces.
Shamar

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12/25/2012 10:02 PM
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i love my boys too........had them for 7 years now.... horses are amazing.....thanky for the thread OP!

My question to you: can you believe the most amazing Fresians are going for $3K now in CA?

Last Edited by Shamar on 12/25/2012 10:02 PM
Love is a state of Being. Your love is not outside; it is deep within you. You can never lose it, and it cannot leave you. You can feel the same life deep within every other human and every other creature. You look beyond the veil of form and separation. This is the realization of oneness. This is love. What is God? The Eternal One Life underneath all the forms of life. What is love? To feel the presence of that One Life deep within yourself and within all creatures. To be it. Therefore, all love is the love of God.

Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to die before you die - and find that there is no death.
Starlighttraveller

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12/26/2012 10:40 AM

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Love my boyz!
They've been part of our family for nearly twenty years!
Some of God's best work IMHO.
 Quoting: Starlighttraveller


If those are your boys, they have kind eyes and pretty faces.
 Quoting: lionhound


Yes, they are mine. And thank you! They are very friendly. I will pass your compliment on to them!
Be filled with joy in the knowing that you are the light and love of the one Infinite Creator.
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 12:09 PM
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I live near a farm with a young horse . I love to see him running and i try to call him and didnt work. I notice that the way i stand sometimes interest him but not for a long time. .what can i do just to call his attention so he look at me! Is like he is ignoring me! ???
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12/26/2012 12:23 PM
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Love my mini horse and baby mini donkey. Cannot ride the big guys anymore but thanks for bringing up all those wonderful memories.hf
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12/26/2012 12:24 PM
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that legal?
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12/26/2012 02:03 PM

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Uuuugh!!!!!! OH GOD No!!! I reread my post and LMAS I guess it could be misconstrued wrong.So much I want to CLARIFY. My mini horse is cart trained and my mini donkey is his companion. They are both geldings and No Way as you are implying. I cannot ride my trail horse anymore due to a severe accident 2 yrs ago in which I was injured so bad I was left with with multiple surgeries with titanium plates in me. As of right now I just had those plates removed a few days ago and am recuperating over the holididays. I was replying to the legitimate posters talking about horses and not the sickos. But thank you because I would rather take the time to clarify my post then have somebody twist it the wrong way.If anything a lesson learned, don't post while on pain medication.tounge
Just being in the moment. :)
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12/30/2012 08:21 PM
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I live near a farm with a young horse . I love to see him running and i try to call him and didnt work. I notice that the way i stand sometimtreees interest him but not for a long time. .what n i do call hattention so hlook at like he is ignoring me! ???
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You are a predator with two eyes in thefront of your head. That is the first thing the horse notices. If the horse looks at you, look away or down at the ground. If it takes a step toward you, back up a bit. A predator would not do that.you are saying i don't want to eat you. It may take a while but persistance and treatsmay work.
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12/30/2012 11:56 PM
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Title said it alldeadhorse (and not as meal)1rof1
 Quoting: Korats01


Do you give your horses doses of MSM?
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I live near a farm with a young horse . I love to see him running and i try to call him and didnt work. I notice that the way i stand sometimtreees interest him but not for a long time. .what n i do call hattention so hlook at like he is ignoring me! ???
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You are a predator with two eyes in thefront of your head. That is the first thing the horse notices. If the horse looks at you, look away or down at the ground. If it takes a step toward you, back up a bit. A predator would not do that.you are saying i don't want to eat you. It may take a while but persistance and treatsmay work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28630651


Yes, that is a process I use on dogs and cats when they need to perk up: I slowly extend a finger and as soon as they look or move I pretend to retract it as if I am being at effect of their cause. This, done repeatedly, gives most of them a renewed sense of being at cause, brings them out of apathy, if that is their case. If you can't tell, I work as a psychotherapist -- for entertainment purposes only :-)
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12/31/2012 12:05 AM
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What is your take on horse meat? Since it's in the news.
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you say your horse was an ex champion jumper, thats very odd because you said it was part percherone. this would be a work horse, large musclar and big heavy feet. I dont think it could jump that good let alone be a champion jumper.They were bred to pull plows and wagons

Last Edited by MONSTER on 03/04/2013 10:35 PM
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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