Hey minions, pay attention to the mayan date while I take over the food supply to depopulate sincerely, NWO

If I believed ruling the world comes through control of the resources I would take over the worlds food supply by taking over all seeds distributed. Then introduce some type of biological condition into those seeds. Meanwhile, I keep my vacines for the select few to restart the new world. I distract the minions with weather, apoc, mayans, aliens, war, politics, etc. I only move to this plan because taking over the money supply was boring.