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Federal worker cited for farting!!

 
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Federal worker cited for farting!!
Federal worker gets cited for stinking up the office and making lewd noises with his ass. A log was kept that recorded over 60 different "farting episodes".

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

So funny!

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Last Edited by Watching the world on 12/22/2012 07:57 PM
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Re: Federal worker cited for farting!!
This deserves a pin dammit..
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Re: Federal worker cited for farting!!
9teen If you act like an arsehole...
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12/22/2012 08:05 PM
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Re: Federal worker cited for farting!!
Sounds like flatulencial inequality to me.
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12/22/2012 09:28 PM
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Re: Federal worker cited for farting!!
Why didn't they just order him to wear a butt plug during working hours?
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Re: Federal worker cited for farting!!
sounds like he should've invested in some flatuscents

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12/22/2012 10:10 PM
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Re: Federal worker cited for farting!!
happens in the private worls.

I know of people who have been fires in ofice jobs for - Farting, Body odour, and just for having long hair and refusing to cut it.

Of course neither reason was given when it came to thier dismissal.

but you know - you can always find a legal way to fire someone.

Everyone fucks up - especially when there are so many many rules laid down in teh contract.
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Re: Federal worker cited for farting!!
sounds like he should've invested in some flatuscents


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Thank you for this! Love it!


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