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Los Angeles, CA (Associated Press)- Authorities are drawing a big blank after it was reported that a sperm bank was robbed early Friday morning. A middle-aged man entered shouting with what appeared to be a revolver with a pink handle, threatening the clerk and demanding access to the storage area.

Witnesses described the man as having an abnormally large forehead, a golden blond lion's mane haircut and a thin build. Surveillance footage shows the man tiptoeing lightly wearing loafers, khaki pants and a light blue button-up shirt. Witness also described the man's voice as being very soft, almost feminine.

No injuries were sustained during the ordeal, but one man reported being threatened by the assailant. "He looked at me and said, 'you wanna get 'cocked in the face?' and then I just backed away slowly fearing for my life". The bank clerk noted that the robber seemed zealous, almost fanatical in his pursuit of the sperm samples. The clerk observed the robber at one point opening a sperm jar and tasting it with his finger, apparently to verify the contents.

A getaway car was spotted by a street vendor who described the vehicle as a mid-90's Subaru station wagon with a San Francisco Gay Pride bumper sticker. Authorities are asking that anyone with additional information come forward to assist the ongoing investigation.

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In other news, motivational speaker and author David Wilcock has been accused of fraud and is under investigation by the FDA after marketing a new "Ascended Healing Facial Ointment" on his website, Divinecosmos.com and by mail order. The FDA alleges that David Wilcock has repeatedly refused to disclose the ingredients in his new product line. Consumer watch dog representatives have called Mr. Wilcock a "complete fraud and charlatan" as well as a "snake oil salesman". Surprisingly, the gay community has "come out" vociferously in support of David Wilcok, vehemently defending him as "one of their own"
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Wilcock is an ascended master. I wouldn't fuck with him if i were you.
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Wilcock is an ascended master. I wouldn't fuck with him if i were you.
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Wilcock is an ascended master. I wouldn't fuck with him if i were you.
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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Absolute GOLD!!!! I'd give this 10 stars if I could! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Absolute GOLD!!!! I'd give this 10 stars if I could! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
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HOLY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN BARELY TYPE!!!!!!!!
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
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His last name is wilcock and he claims to be a level 48 dungeon master LOL!
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BREAKING! David Wilcock implicated in major theft, has possibly been arrested...for taking another man's behymen.
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5adancepennywiselollmaololpennywise5adance
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29859719


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HOLY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN BARELY TYPE!!!!!!!!
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Get ready to laugh some more! The official soundtrack to his upcoming blockbuster epic movie "There WILL be Cock"!

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His last name is wilcock and he claims to be a level 48 dungeon master LOL!
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LOL!!!

And hung like a ninja (a demure Japanese man dressed all in black).
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
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HOLY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN BARELY TYPE!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29859719


Get ready to laugh some more! The official soundtrack to his upcoming blockbuster epic movie "There WILL be Cock"!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29405888


LOL!!!

"I am....one with you in my rump....always clenched...
Moonlight....."
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Fuck off, you all are just jealous because David is about to become a movie star!!! haters goin to hate I guess. Sorry but David is the real fucking deal.

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lol
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BREAKING! David Wilcock implicated in major theft, has possibly been arrested...for taking another man's behymen.
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I'm sure the Black Panther gang took David's behymen on that fateful day back in the 90's. My uncle knew the EMT's that responded to the brutal attack and they said it was a good thing he was gay because no straight man could have survived the horrific pounding that David endured.
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BREAKING! David Wilcock implicated in major theft, has possibly been arrested...for taking another man's behymen.
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I'm sure the Black Panther gang took David's behymen on that fateful day back in the 90's. My uncle knew the EMT's that responded to the brutal attack and they said it was a good thing he was gay because no straight man could have survived the horrific pounding that David endured.
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