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BREAKING! David Wilcock implicated in major theft, has possibly been arrested

 
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His last name is wilcock and he claims to be a level 48 dungeon master LOL!
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that means he's a supreme sperm burper on high?
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His last name is wilcock and he claims to be a level 48 dungeon master LOL!
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that means he's a supreme sperm burper on high?
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lol
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
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HOLY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN BARELY TYPE!!!!!!!!
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Get ready to laugh some more! The official soundtrack to his upcoming blockbuster epic movie "There WILL be Cock"!


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After that vid, if there was any doubt that David wasn't Gay, we definitely can etch it in stone now. I think I'm getting sick.
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HOLY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN BARELY TYPE!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29859719


Get ready to laugh some more! The official soundtrack to his upcoming blockbuster epic movie "There WILL be Cock"!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29405888


After that vid, if there was any doubt that David wasn't Gay, we definitely can etch it in stone now. I think I'm getting sick.
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cruiselarge

ROFL!!! Well done, OP! This has to be the best Wilcock thread ever.
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:cruiselarge:

ROFL!!! Well done, OP! This has to be the best Wilcock thread ever.
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Fuck off, you all are just jealous because David is about to become a movie star!!! haters goin to hate I guess. Sorry but David is the real fucking deal.

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Fuck off, you all are just jealous because David is about to become a movie star!!! haters goin to hate I guess. Sorry but David is the real fucking deal.

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RA SAYS:

ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS


Hey, forehead buffing and hair care products don't come cheap!

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His last name is wilcock and he claims to be a level 48 dungeon master LOL!
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that means he's a supreme sperm burper on high?
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lol
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More like Ass-ended Ass Master lol lol
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RA SAYS:

ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS


Hey, forehead buffing and hair care products don't come cheap!

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RA SAYS:

ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS


Hey, forehead buffing and hair care products don't come cheap!


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Thread: Who else smells a turd with David Wilcock?

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Fraudcock

:cruis: lol lol
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AND NOW, FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK WITH THE 'COCK. MORE WILCOCK NEWS AS IT DEVELOPS!

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There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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MEGA BREAKING DEVELOPMENT!!!

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AP Los Angeles - So far no word as to what caused the accident on the set of 'There Will Be COCK'. But sources close to the film have learned David Wilcock was rushed to a local hospital after he suffered an injury to his anus during an action scene earlier today. In the scene David robs a sperm bank supposedly to obtain 'enough DNA' to power his Brown Kachina amplifier which he plans to use as a weapon to destroy the NWO. As the scene continues David is in police custody being taken downtown for questioning about the sperm bank robbery when the police transport motorcade is ambushed by boys in pink uniforms with a unicorn symbol on the front. Yes the fanboys have come to rescue David. The fanboys are successful in breaking David out from police custody when David learns they are not fanboys at all. But a team sent from the NWO to kill David. They are NWO Ultra Gay Cock Fanboy clones. In the action sequence where the gay clone fanboys attempt to take David's brown kachina is when the injury happened and that is all we know at this time. Asked to see the film this reporter was denied but was told the scene was 'quite messy'. STORY DEVELOPING










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MEGA BREAKING DEVELOPMENT!!!

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AP Los Angeles - So far no word as to what caused the accident on the set of 'There Will Be COCK'. But sources close to the film have learned David Wilcock was rushed to a local hospital after he suffered an injury to his anus during an action scene earlier today. In the scene David robs a sperm bank supposedly to obtain 'enough DNA' to power his Brown Kachina amplifier which he plans to use as a weapon to destroy the NWO. As the scene continues David is in police custody being taken downtown for questioning about the sperm bank robbery when the police transport motorcade is ambushed by boys in pink uniforms with a unicorn symbol on the front. Yes the fanboys have come to rescue David. The fanboys are successful in breaking David out from police custody when David learns they are not fanboys at all. But a team sent from the NWO to kill David. They are NWO Ultra Gay Cock Fanboy clones. In the action sequence where the gay clone fanboys attempt to take David's brown kachina is when the injury happened and that is all we know at this time. Asked to see the film this reporter was denied but was told the scene was 'quite messy'. STORY DEVELOPING










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lolbumplol
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Los Angeles, CA (Associated Press)- Authorities are drawing a big blank after it was reported that a sperm bank was robbed early Friday morning. A middle-aged man entered shouting with what appeared to be a revolver with a pink handle, threatening the clerk and demanding access to the storage area.

Witnesses described the man as having an abnormally large forehead, a golden blond lion's mane haircut and a thin build. Surveillance footage shows the man tiptoeing lightly wearing loafers, khaki pants and a light blue button-up shirt. Witness also described the man's voice as being very soft, almost feminine.

No injuries were sustained during the ordeal, but one man reported being threatened by the assailant. "He looked at me and said, 'you wanna get 'cocked in the face?' and then I just backed away slowly fearing for my life". The bank clerk noted that the robber seemed zealous, almost fanatical in his pursuit of the sperm samples. The clerk observed the robber at one point opening a sperm jar and tasting it with his finger, apparently to verify the contents.

A getaway car was spotted by a street vendor who described the vehicle as a mid-90's Subaru station wagon with a San Francisco Gay Pride bumper sticker. Authorities are asking that anyone with additional information come forward to assist the ongoing investigation.

Consumer Alerts

In other news, motivational speaker and author David Wilcock has been accused of fraud and is under investigation by the FDA after marketing a new "Ascended Healing Facial Ointment" on his website, Divinecosmos.com and by mail order. The FDA alleges that David Wilcock has repeatedly refused to disclose the ingredients in his new product line. Consumer watch dog representatives have called Mr. Wilcock a "complete fraud and charlatan" as well as a "snake oil salesman". Surprisingly, the gay community has "come out" vociferously in support of David Wilcok, vehemently defending him as "one of their own"
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Footage of David:

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[youtube]TIS IS THE BIGEST JOKE EVER , PEOPLE THAT ARE IGNORANT WOULD SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A GREAT SPIRITUAL LEADER LIKE DAVID WILCOCK , SHAME ON YOU , WE DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CRAP
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TIS IS THE BIGEST JOKE EVER , PEOPLE THAT ARE IGNORANT WOULD SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A GREAT SPIRITUAL LEADER LIKE DAVID WILCOCK , SHAME ON YOU , WE DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CRAP
 Quoting: CLAUDY 18889172


Hi David, you left your all caps on. Is "Claudy" the name you go by when in 'drag'? I found a video of you where you dressed up in your "Claudy" persona.

Video of "Claudy" (David Wilcock in drag) below:

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Gotta love internet bullies. Please get a life.
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Hey now, Give the poor guy a break. After the brutal rape and the anal reconstructive surgery this man had to endure, I think he has made a tremendous turn around and a positive influence for multitudes of ordinary people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29859719


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HOLY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN BARELY TYPE!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Absolute GOLD!!!! I'd give this 10 stars if I could! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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clappa

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Man, this shit gets tiring. We all get it. Another RaWillEatCock joke does not make it funnier.
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Man, this shit gets tiring. We all get it. Another RaWillEatCock joke does not make it funnier.
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David Bouncesoncocks!

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