BREAKING! David Wilcock implicated in major theft, has possibly been arrested

His last name is wilcock and he claims to be a level 48 dungeon master LOL!

Get ready to laugh some more! The official soundtrack to his upcoming blockbuster epic movie "There WILL be Cock"!

that means he's a supreme sperm burper on high?

AP Los Angeles - So far no word as to what caused the accident on the set of 'There Will Be COCK'. But sources close to the film have learned David Wilcock was rushed to a local hospital after he suffered an injury to his anus during an action scene earlier today. In the scene David robs a sperm bank supposedly to obtain 'enough DNA' to power his Brown Kachina amplifier which he plans to use as a weapon to destroy the NWO. As the scene continues David is in police custody being taken downtown for questioning about the sperm bank robbery when the police transport motorcade is ambushed by boys in pink uniforms with a unicorn symbol on the front. Yes the fanboys have come to rescue David. The fanboys are successful in breaking David out from police custody when David learns they are not fanboys at all. But a team sent from the NWO to kill David. They are NWO Ultra Gay Cock Fanboy clones. In the action sequence where the gay clone fanboys attempt to take David's brown kachina is when the injury happened and that is all we know at this time. Asked to see the film this reporter was denied but was told the scene was 'quite messy'. STORY DEVELOPING










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Los Angeles, CA (Associated Press)- Authorities are drawing a big blank after it was reported that a sperm bank was robbed early Friday morning. A middle-aged man entered shouting with what appeared to be a revolver with a pink handle, threatening the clerk and demanding access to the storage area.

Witnesses described the man as having an abnormally large forehead, a golden blond lion's mane haircut and a thin build. Surveillance footage shows the man tiptoeing lightly wearing loafers, khaki pants and a light blue button-up shirt. Witness also described the man's voice as being very soft, almost feminine.

No injuries were sustained during the ordeal, but one man reported being threatened by the assailant. "He looked at me and said, 'you wanna get 'cocked in the face?' and then I just backed away slowly fearing for my life". The bank clerk noted that the robber seemed zealous, almost fanatical in his pursuit of the sperm samples. The clerk observed the robber at one point opening a sperm jar and tasting it with his finger, apparently to verify the contents.

A getaway car was spotted by a street vendor who described the vehicle as a mid-90's Subaru station wagon with a San Francisco Gay Pride bumper sticker. Authorities are asking that anyone with additional information come forward to assist the ongoing investigation.

Consumer Alerts

In other news, motivational speaker and author David Wilcock has been accused of fraud and is under investigation by the FDA after marketing a new "Ascended Healing Facial Ointment" on his website, Divinecosmos.com and by mail order. The FDA alleges that David Wilcock has repeatedly refused to disclose the ingredients in his new product line. Consumer watch dog representatives have called Mr. Wilcock a "complete fraud and charlatan" as well as a "snake oil salesman". Surprisingly, the gay community has "come out" vociferously in support of David Wilcok, vehemently defending him as "one of their own"