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I need to get laid.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:18 PM
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I need to get laid.
Any ideas?
Oh, and I'm female.
Lucky Charms

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12/22/2012 11:19 PM

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Re: I need to get laid.
If you're a straight female simply visually identify a man you would like to sleep with... approach and say "excuse me, would you like to have sex with me?"

That is all.

Last Edited by Lucky Charms on 12/22/2012 11:19 PM
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12/22/2012 11:20 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
If you're a straight female simply visually identify a man you would like to sleep with... approach and say "excuse me, would you like to have sex with me?"

That is all.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


pretty much
mr_brightside74

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12/22/2012 11:20 PM

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Re: I need to get laid.
go to a bar, find the closest male, grab his crotch and say exactly this,

"I want that in my mouth and pussy. Take me home now."

Done.
Mr. Brightside
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12/22/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Any ideas?
Oh, and I'm female.
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Don't feed the troll. Obviously this is a guy pretending to be a chick.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:26 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:26 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Any ideas?
Oh, and I'm female.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30682903


Don't feed the troll. Obviously this is a guy pretending to be a chick.
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No way!
rippinKittenxx

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12/22/2012 11:27 PM

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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:30 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Any ideas?
Oh, and I'm female.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30682903


You know you can go to a street corner right?
343
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12/22/2012 11:32 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


They are all around you.

You do not see them because your head is so far up your ass that all you see is the world through your own eyes.

You need to put yourself out-there, and you will see them.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Wear a DTF shirt.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Women have it so much easier. Have tits, will travel. Don't matter what you look like.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
If you're average/good looking it's very very simple.
Cause we men are always in for a fuck. rockon
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


what kind of thing is that to say, you must meet a gazillion guys on your journey, not one of them is straight?
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


?? about 3.5 billion guys would be really happy to put it to you. What's the problem? Guys are sluts.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


Really when did this shortage of straight dicks happen? There are still ya dildos ya know?

But wait a minute you're not a feminist are you? Cause you know, the feminist movement was for women's sexual liberation and yet there ain't no more straight males for them to have that sexual release with LOOOL!!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


what a whore!
this is filthy wrong and you should feel bad!redface
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:39 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


what a whore!
this is filthy wrong and you should feel bad!redface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30662583



yeah. sounds like she needs to be spanked. on my lap. with her panties down.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:39 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Women have it so much easier. Have tits, will travel. Don't matter what you look like.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298




Yes it does. Walk into any Walmart and that definitive line is drawn for you very quickly.
rippinKittenxx

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12/22/2012 11:39 PM

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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


what a whore!
this is filthy wrong and you should feel bad!redface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30662583


Haha no. It ain't bad. When in reality nothing is happing.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
needs douche?
rippinKittenxx

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12/22/2012 11:41 PM

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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


Move out of West Hollywood
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Good point. I am around Hollywood. Most guys here care more about their looks. Some seriously have surpass woman.
At a point is not bad. But I think it get creppy when dude just talks about his looks
rippinKittenxx

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12/22/2012 11:42 PM

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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


Really when did this shortage of straight dicks happen? There are still ya dildos ya know?

But wait a minute you're not a feminist are you? Cause you know, the feminist movement was for women's sexual liberation and yet there ain't no more straight males for them to have that sexual release with LOOOL!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16628264


No dildo for me please. I want a real human guy I could touch and enjoy as well
ShenYang
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12/22/2012 11:42 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
What kind of trolls are these? Is this the new trolling fad?
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Any ideas?
Oh, and I'm female.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30682903


Lol
rippinKittenxx

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12/22/2012 11:44 PM

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Lol I am not trolling. Seriously . I have met straigh guys but this dude are your typically sheep idiot. No Thanx.
Maybe I'm just to picky idk
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Hell, even if you were a fat sack of insane crap, you could still get a black guy to bang you.
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 11:45 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


Move out of West Hollywood
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Good point. I am around Hollywood. Most guys here care more about their looks. Some seriously have surpass woman.
At a point is not bad. But I think it get creppy when dude just talks about his looks
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


You haven't answered my question you punk?

How come a good-looking guy can't be straight anyway? Who the fuck made that rule?
343
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12/22/2012 11:46 PM
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Maybe I'm just to picky idk
 Quoting: rippinKittenxx


You mean you are too asleep?

ie you are too afraid to be in love so you find faults in others.
ShenYang
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12/22/2012 11:46 PM
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Re: I need to get laid.
Honestly it is so easy for a woman, seriously, you don't understand. You could go up to any guy and just talk about dumb shyt.
rippinKittenxx

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12/22/2012 11:47 PM

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Re: I need to get laid.
No body. There's a different when you have a natural sexy look
You don't ad nothing to yourself.
Compare when a dude is even wearing at some point. No bs make up. Doing their eyes brows even curling their lashes wtf is the shit