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My Kitten Is White And Fluffy

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/23/2012 01:33 AM
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My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
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12/23/2012 01:38 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Very good.
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12/23/2012 01:41 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Goodies!!
What kind of kitten is it?
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12/23/2012 01:41 AM
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12/23/2012 01:44 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689364


Be careful or your kitten will eat your soul while you sleep.

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12/23/2012 01:46 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
He's a Himalayan.
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12/23/2012 01:50 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
He's a Himalayan.
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Does it have any special powers?

My cat is physic and she can communicate with me using telepathy.

886
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12/23/2012 01:54 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
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12/23/2012 01:58 AM
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Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690242


My cat told me that she wants to enslave all humans and become the supreme ruler of the world.

What does your cat tell you?
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12/23/2012 01:59 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Mine is grey and white and fluffy
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12/23/2012 02:00 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690242


My cat told me that she wants to enslave all humans and become the supreme ruler of the world.

What does your cat tell you?
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 28055738


Mine tells me there must be a worldwide food confiscation and all food with meat in it must be given to her immediately.
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12/23/2012 02:01 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690242

...
What does your cat tell you?
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 28055738


To smash the state.
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12/23/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Mine is grey and white and fluffy
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Mine likes playing with a ball of wool.
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12/23/2012 02:14 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689364


The long sobs of the violins of autumn wound my heart with a monotonous languor.
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690242


My cat told me that she wants to enslave all humans and become the supreme ruler of the world.

What does your cat tell you?
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 28055738


Mine tells me there must be a worldwide food confiscation and all food with meat in it must be given to her immediately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30022927


Good kitty. :)
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12/23/2012 02:32 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689364


The long sobs of the violins of autumn wound my heart with a monotonous languor.
 Quoting: ru1im2


Yeah! That happens a lot. kitty
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12/23/2012 02:45 AM
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12/23/2012 02:51 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690242


My cat told me that she wants to enslave all humans and become the supreme ruler of the world.

What does your cat tell you?
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 28055738

My cat tells me they're only doing it to safeguard their food source.
Otherwise they'll have to eat you, even though humans taste disgusting.
david
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12/23/2012 03:00 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
my cat is named Abu-jiji the great.

he is the sultan of Fatacatastan.

he spends most of his day lounging on the ottoman, and demanding yet more delicious treats from his devoted minions.
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12/23/2012 03:02 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
They have us mastered.
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12/23/2012 03:08 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
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club it over the head.
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12/23/2012 03:11 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
They have us mastered.
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it is said that;

you are no one until you have been stared at by a cat...
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12/23/2012 03:13 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
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club it over the head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689315


He's not a harp seal.
Anonymous Coward
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12/23/2012 03:16 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689364


club it over the head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689315


He's not a harp seal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30691125


Plus they get upset if you try and get physical with them. Never a good idea.

I always try reasoning with them. They think I am an idiot.
david
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12/23/2012 03:21 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
His name is Fluffy Puffy. I love him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689364


club it over the head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30689315


He's not a harp seal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30691125


Plus they get upset if you try and get physical with them. Never a good idea.

I always try reasoning with them. They think I am an idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355



no matter how much you explain, your answers are never sufficient,
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12/23/2012 03:23 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690242


My cat told me that she wants to enslave all humans and become the supreme ruler of the world.

What does your cat tell you?
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 28055738

My cat tells me they're only doing it to safeguard their food source.
Otherwise they'll have to eat you, even though humans taste disgusting.
 Quoting: Slave to Da Cat 28760789


Makes sense.

Cats are known for being brilliant tacticians.

They probably had this planned out 1000's of years ago.

886
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690242


My cat told me that she wants to enslave all humans and become the supreme ruler of the world.

What does your cat tell you?
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 28055738

My cat tells me they're only doing it to safeguard their food source.
Otherwise they'll have to eat you, even though humans taste disgusting.
 Quoting: Slave to Da Cat 28760789


Makes sense.

Cats are known for being brilliant tacticians.

They probably had this planned out 1000's of years ago.

886
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 28055738

Humans are but pawns in the game of the felinati.
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12/23/2012 07:22 AM
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Re: My Kitten Is White And Fluffy
my cat is named Abu-jiji the great.

he is the sultan of Fatacatastan.

he spends most of his day lounging on the ottoman, and demanding yet more delicious treats from his devoted minions.
 Quoting: david 16910407


hfclappa

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