My Kitten Is White And Fluffy

Very good.

Goodies!!
What kind of kitten is it?

Be careful or your kitten will eat your soul while you sleep.

He's a Himalayan.

Does it have any special powers?

My cat is physic and she can communicate with me using telepathy.

Yeah, he always tells me what he wants.

My cat told me that she wants to enslave all humans and become the supreme ruler of the world.

What does your cat tell you?

Mine is grey and white and fluffy

Mine tells me there must be a worldwide food confiscation and all food with meat in it must be given to her immediately.

To smash the state.

Mine likes playing with a ball of wool.

The long sobs of the violins of autumn wound my heart with a monotonous languor.

Good kitty. :)

Yeah! That happens a lot.

My cat tells me they're only doing it to safeguard their food source.
Otherwise they'll have to eat you, even though humans taste disgusting.

my cat is named Abu-jiji the great.

he is the sultan of Fatacatastan.

he spends most of his day lounging on the ottoman, and demanding yet more delicious treats from his devoted minions.

They have us mastered.

club it over the head.

it is said that;

you are no one until you have been stared at by a cat...

He's not a harp seal.

Plus they get upset if you try and get physical with them. Never a good idea.

I always try reasoning with them. They think I am an idiot.

no matter how much you explain, your answers are never sufficient,

Makes sense.

Cats are known for being brilliant tacticians.

They probably had this planned out 1000's of years ago.

Humans are but pawns in the game of the felinati.
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