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Why we should ban the English language.

 
343
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12/23/2012 03:12 AM
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Why we should ban the English language.
It is offensive to those who do not speak, or understand, it.
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cruise
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12/23/2012 03:52 AM
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I find it offensive some cannot use it properly
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12/23/2012 03:55 AM
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It is offensive to those who do not speak, or understand, it.
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Ah, I see what you done there.yeahsure
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12/23/2012 03:59 AM
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I find it offensive some cannot use it properly
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give us a list of all the rules in the english language so that we can follow them then.
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12/23/2012 04:00 AM

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I find it offensive some cannot use it properly
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chinaflagkitty The way I hear it is that they sold half of Australia to the Chinese for a 100 bulk tankers of Chinese made Fosters Larger, so now their gonna have to learn their barbaric language.
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12/23/2012 04:02 AM

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if the world would only speak german, we would all be much more advanced in every field of sience!
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12/23/2012 04:02 AM
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Re: Why we should ban the English language.
Yeah, and the same applies to everything else.
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12/23/2012 04:03 AM

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Press 1 for English, bitch.
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Re: Why we should ban the English language.
not offensive to me.

english for me is the best language to chat or even speak with others. seems one language more objective.

due to many people speaking english in every place of the world, we just see alot more offensive words in english. normal.
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12/23/2012 04:29 AM
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 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Couldn't put it better than this really
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12/23/2012 04:35 AM
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I find it offensive some cannot use it properly
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give us a list of all the rules in the english language so that we can follow them then.
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There's no point,your'e an Aussie.
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if the world would only speak german, we would all be much more advanced in every field of sience!
 Quoting: Sharty Mc Bean


9teen Sorry but there are toomany verylong incomprehensible wordsin German. Besidesyou losttwoworldwars.
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if the world would only speak german, we would all be much more advanced in every field of sience!
 Quoting: Sharty Mc Bean


Rubbish,

I've worked with German design technicians. They can't think outside of the box.
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12/23/2012 05:01 AM
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everyone should be speaking Finnish because we are a bit better than the rest of you.
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12/23/2012 05:05 AM
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Yeah, and the same applies to everything else.
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Colors are offensive to those whom are color blind.
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12/23/2012 05:22 AM
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This is why 343 should be thrown out by force from Australia fucking immigrant scum bag.
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Throwing is offensive to people whom have no arms.
343 (OP)
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12/23/2012 05:10 PM
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We need to ban holidays also.

It offends those out of work who cannot find a job to holiday from.
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12/23/2012 05:11 PM
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I kinda like German.

Nah. Not ready. English is better, for now.
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12/23/2012 05:16 PM
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I kinda like German.

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Feeling must be banned.

They offend those unable to feel anything.
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12/23/2012 05:21 PM
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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12/23/2012 05:21 PM

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Meh., we should al go back to good old latin.
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12/23/2012 05:26 PM
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if the world would only speak german, we would all be much more advanced in every field of sience!
 Quoting: Sharty Mc Bean


And the trains would run on time!

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12/23/2012 05:47 PM
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everyone should be speaking Finnish because we are a bit better than the rest of you.
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totta ;)
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12/23/2012 05:53 PM
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Que?!
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12/23/2012 06:20 PM
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Op are you an abo?
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12/23/2012 06:27 PM
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Re: Why we should ban the English language.
everyone should be speaking Finnish because we are a bit better than the rest of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30555503


You can communicate with Japanese in this your language and pls leave rest of us out of your Ugrofin madness.


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Press 1 for English, bitch.
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Exactly...why can't we ever hear a message that says..."Speak spanish? Sorry you're SOL".
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Re: Why we should ban the English language.
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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did you author all of that yourself?
what a waste of time.
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Re: Why we should ban the English language.
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
 Quoting: lightchild_uk

Zo Gut..Fank yu
:spyda:
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Op are you an abo?
 Quoting: RingOfAll 30731484


NO, but I do "act" like one at times.

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