Why we should ban the English language.

I find it offensive some cannot use it properly

Ah, I see what you done there.

give us a list of all the rules in the english language so that we can follow them then.

The way I hear it is that they sold half of Australia to the Chinese for a 100 bulk tankers of Chinese made Fosters Larger, so now their gonna have to learn their barbaric language.

if the world would only speak german, we would all be much more advanced in every field of sience!

Yeah, and the same applies to everything else.

Press 1 for English, bitch.

not offensive to me.

english for me is the best language to chat or even speak with others. seems one language more objective.

due to many people speaking english in every place of the world, we just see alot more offensive words in english. normal.

Couldn't put it better than this really

There's no point,your'e an Aussie.

Sorry but there are toomany verylong incomprehensible wordsin German. Besidesyou losttwoworldwars.

Rubbish,

I've worked with German design technicians. They can't think outside of the box.

everyone should be speaking Finnish because we are a bit better than the rest of you.

Colors are offensive to those whom are color blind.

Throwing is offensive to people whom have no arms.

We need to ban holidays also.

It offends those out of work who cannot find a job to holiday from.

I kinda like German.

Nah. Not ready. English is better, for now.

Feeling must be banned.

They offend those unable to feel anything.

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Meh., we should al go back to good old latin.

And the trains would run on time!

Ein Volk! Ein Reich! EIN FUHRER!

totta ;)

Que?!

Op are you an abo?

You can communicate with Japanese in this your language and pls leave rest of us out of your Ugrofin madness.


Kaiku kaiku Kaikō
Pinko pinko Pinku
Pika pika Pikachu

Exactly...why can't we ever hear a message that says..."Speak spanish? Sorry you're SOL".

did you author all of that yourself?
what a waste of time.

Zo Gut..Fank yu

NO, but I do "act" like one at times.