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You know when you've been on GLP too long when..

 
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You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
I've been asleep all day and just woke up. I saw on the clock that it was 3:31 and yet it was pitch black outside. I swear for a split second the 3 days of darkness thought crossed my mind and I thought it had really happened. A few seconds later I realized it was a.m. and not p.m. haha
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
....when you get a notice about the power being out and you immediately think its because the mayan calendar
I look up at the sky, and wonder where I am on earth. Then I wonder where I am in the solar system. Then I wonder where I am in the galaxy. Then I wonder where I am in the universe.
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12/23/2012 04:37 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you hang a big log..view it...and realise there is a group of people called fags on the planet that would just LOVE to fuck it..WHILE its still up someones bum.
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12/23/2012 04:38 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you hang a big log..view it...and realise there is a group of people called fags on the planet that would just LOVE to fuck it..WHILE its still up someones bum.
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Irrelevant, cunt.
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you hang a big log..view it...and realise there is a group of people called fags on the planet that would just LOVE to fuck it..WHILE its still up someones bum.
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
when you see a bannana in real life and think of it dancing.

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12/23/2012 04:40 AM

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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
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nonsense!


You cant be on GLP for too long!
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you hang a big log..view it...and realise there is a group of people called fags on the planet that would just LOVE to fuck it..WHILE its still up someones bum.
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Irrelevant, cunt.
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How?

Its all over ever gay thread.

Its very rellevant.

Its a GLP meme.
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12/23/2012 04:41 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you hang a big log..view it...and realise there is a group of people called fags on the planet that would just LOVE to fuck it..WHILE its still up someones bum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16229672


Irrelevant, cunt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25759513


How?

Its all over ever gay thread.

Its very rellevant.

Its a GLP meme.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16229672


No..
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12/23/2012 04:48 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you can't get in your house because of the tomato plants
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you can't get in your house because of the tomato plants
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haha

make tomato sauce out of those bitches!

this is no GLP meme or joke

But we raise about 100-150 tomato plants per year

Last year about 110 plants

I made tomato paste, pasta sauce, pizza sauce, salsa, tomato juice... Vegatable soups... a LOT of stuff... ate a lot... gave a lot away... lol

We raise big gardens
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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12/23/2012 05:03 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
When you can't get in your house because of the tomato plants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19706474


haha

make tomato sauce out of those bitches!

this is no GLP meme or joke

But we raise about 100-150 tomato plants per year

Last year about 110 plants

I made tomato paste, pasta sauce, pizza sauce, salsa, tomato juice... Vegatable soups... a LOT of stuff... ate a lot... gave a lot away... lol

We raise big gardens
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You annoy me.
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12/23/2012 05:05 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
...when you start feeling a little anxiety every time your uncle calls
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12/23/2012 05:13 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
You annoy me.
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when i feel like i need to say "inflaming fucktard" to a complete stranger who i might otherwise find engaging in conversation if they were to offer something more thoughtful next time
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12/23/2012 05:14 AM
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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
You annoy me.
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when i feel like i need to say "inflaming fucktard" to a complete stranger who i might otherwise find engaging in conversation if they were to offer something more thoughtful next time
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Get punched.
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12/23/2012 05:21 AM

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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
when you start believing "DR" Astro.

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Re: You know when you've been on GLP too long when..
You annoy me.
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when i feel like i need to say "inflaming fucktard" to a complete stranger who i might otherwise find engaging in conversation if they were to offer something more thoughtful next time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28388164


cruise
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson

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