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SERIOUS SCUTTLEBUT CIRCULATING!!! 5 Star General Just Contacted Me. LARGE INCOMMING OBJECT!!!

 
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Images of the incoming object are locked down pretty tight, but I was able to make an artist rendering of it based on the description by my NASA source:

[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com]
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Images of the incoming object are locked down pretty tight, but I was able to make an artist rendering of it based on the description by my NASA source:

[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: CleverMoniker 19931300


Images of the incoming object are locked down pretty tight, but I was able to make an artist rendering of it based on the description by my NASA source:

[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: CleverMoniker 19931300


clappa
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"5 Star General Just Contacted Me."

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but there are no 5 star generals today

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you're not worng.
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it." -Morpheus
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"5 Star General Just Contacted Me."

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There is nothing FUNNY about the Good General...he helps them Ol Fandango Rangers to HELP people like YOU.
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"5 Star General Just Contacted Me."

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There is nothing FUNNY about the Good General...he helps them Ol Fandango Rangers to HELP people like YOU.
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Brendan Fraser C
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it." -Morpheus
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A General of the Armies of the United States contacted me and told me that we were going to be fine.
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it." -Morpheus
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"5 Star General Just Contacted Me."

:Rolfcopter:
 Quoting: Hitokiri


There is nothing FUNNY about the Good General...he helps them Ol Fandango Rangers to HELP people like YOU.
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tard
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Um... I'm not even wasting my time to verify if someone addressed this already but in the event they haven't we have not had 5 star general in over 50+ years
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Is this why people pay for membership? So they can do this BS fear-mongering day after day.

Get a life. You're giving St. Louis a bad name. Not to mention this will get you closer to hell...
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bump
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Images of the incoming object are locked down pretty tight, but I was able to make an artist rendering of it based on the description by my NASA source:

[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com]
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Annual doom.
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Andwhen the one star bandits and shills come out in force you know them Rangers are onto something. Keep your eyes on the sky!
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Must be some old fucker...I'm surprised he/she could even contact you, since they are dead...

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but there are no 5 star generals today

[link to www.history.army.mil]
 Quoting: Professor Frink


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Well, seeing that there are no "5" start generals, the rank only goes up to 4, I say this entire post is invalid.
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The last living 5 star general was Omar Bradley. We no longer have any living as stated above. Touche'
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I just chewed the head off a snake and bought some waterproof matches im prepped and ready to go 5a
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You should get a Fandango Ranger butter knife... Good investment.
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you meaan "butthole knifek"
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Andwhen the one star bandits and shills come out in force you know them Rangers are onto something. Keep your eyes on the sky!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


How do I become a ranger? Sounds like something I'd wanna do!
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Andwhen the one star bandits and shills come out in force you know them Rangers are onto something. Keep your eyes on the sky!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


How do I become a ranger? Sounds like something I'd wanna do!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22284571


Apparently start with a closed head injury.

Last Edited by Hitokiri on 12/23/2012 09:57 AM
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it." -Morpheus
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Andwhen the one star bandits and shills come out in force you know them Rangers are onto something. Keep your eyes on the sky!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


How do I become a ranger? Sounds like something I'd wanna do!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22284571


Send 19.95 to

FANDANGO RANGER STARTER KIT
45 Pleasant Valley Trail
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Well, seeing that there are no "5" start generals, the rank only goes up to 4, I say this entire post is invalid.
 Quoting: S.I. 23859706


The last living 5 star general was Omar Bradley. We no longer have any living as stated above. Touche'
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That you Sheeple KNOW Of.
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The turd is in the punch bowl...repeat...the turd is in the punch bowl.

Standby...
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


if only this thread were INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED

whatever
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


if only this thread were INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED

whatever
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Crack stupid jokes at your own peril, freind.
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clappa
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FANDANGO APPROVED
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Yeah, that's BS.

I know quite a few military upper-ups and no one is on alert... drinking yes... but not on any alert.

Doom cancelled.
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Dear Opie,

Of course you know we'll need an uncle confirmation on this. ohyeah
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Tomato plants in or out?
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Harvest and can them. ASAP.
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Two jerks^^^^^^^^^the question and the answer
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there should be a way to automatically bump these threads to the last page..quickly !!

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