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SERIOUS SCUTTLEBUT CIRCULATING!!! 5 Star General Just Contacted Me. LARGE INCOMMING OBJECT!!!

 
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OP provide links or GTFO CUNT!
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This is BACKSIDE INTEL you are getting. There are no Links for that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


The only incoming object poses NO THREAT and is of no concern militarily speaking! It is being tracked however by NORAD!

[link to www.noradsanta.org]
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


norespect
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learn to spell its "INCOMING" Dummy
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INTEL IS IN QUICK
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My source at NASA confirmed it...

Preliminary info reveals the object is not very large but has considerable mass, estimated at 2 million tons and is traveling at an estimated 1% of the speed of light. The object will make landfall 38 hours from now.
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norespect
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learn to spell its "INCOMING" Dummy
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You stick to your spelling bees and grammer courses and I will stick to decoding backside intel and recieving import information from my sources to SAVE YOUR ASS.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Omfg. Please stop with retarded ass posts. Theres no fucking large incoming object. Stop. Please.
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Faster than you can think, WHOMP comes down a big black object, the size of a cheese press.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but there are no 5 star generals today

[link to www.history.army.mil]
 Quoting: Professor Frink




5 Stars m8
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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This is sad!! I think I will be retiring from GLP soon.
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OP, don’t you have anything better to do? I guess not... Any large incoming object so close to Earth could be easy seen by thousands of astronomers including amateur ones and it would be everywhere on the e-net. GET A LIFE!!!

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Santa's Sleigh is about the only thing inbound....
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Dude, you're such a fucking idiot.
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SPREADJA ASS CHEEKS SPREADJA ASS CHEEKS

BACKSIDE ANAL INTEL
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NUH NUH NUH NUTSAC IN THE ASSHOLE DICK IN THE PUSSY
NUHNUHNUHNUH NUTSAC IN THE ASS
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grow the fuck up.

your weak attempt to make conspiracy theorists look like loons is futile. the only one who looks fucked up is you.


go eat some more GMO wheaties fuckface!
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i just hope this is my bus out of here:
the live lift off to Heaven, commonly called "rapture".
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Give it up its over!
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OP provide links or GTFO CUNT!
 Quoting: iix


This is BACKSIDE INTEL you are getting. There are no Links for that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Very much of the backside variety no doubt.
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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


AAHHhh.. I see.. You, Americans, like it.
I mean, you watching military radars to find santa in the sky and then report on central tv channels.
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Last Edited by Kolibas on 12/23/2012 12:26 PM
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If aliens show up it's definitely Project Bluebeam!
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Well, seeing that there are no "5" start generals, the rank only goes up to 4, I say this entire post is invalid.
 Quoting: S.I. 23859706


bsflag

You are simply not authorized to know about them.

5a
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Tomato plants in or out?
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I always thought that GLP was for people that were more into God, yet from what I am reading this place has more nasty mouthed members then I care to think of. In fact I do believe that a biker forum would be more toned down. Gesh, maybe its just the Anons but still can't they stop the nasty dirty fowl language in here somehow?
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I love these parody threads OP, you were right they are hilarious!
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I always thought that GLP was for people that were more into God, yet from what I am reading this place has more nasty mouthed members then I care to think of. In fact I do believe that a biker forum would be more toned down. Gesh, maybe its just the Anons but still can't they stop the nasty dirty fowl language in here somehow?
 Quoting: pmb1


why
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Is this why people pay for membership? So they can do this BS fear-mongering day after day.

Get a life. You're giving St. Louis a bad name. Not to mention this will get you closer to hell...
 Quoting: Louie 30703581


There are policies in this, afraid there will be a remotely controlled giant ballistic dango dildo landing in our backsides.
ape-bullshit alert.