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SERIOUS SCUTTLEBUT CIRCULATING!!! 5 Star General Just Contacted Me. LARGE INCOMMING OBJECT!!!

 
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No links...What kind of credibility does he have can anyone back his claims ? If not shits pretty bogus and is another bsflag thread.
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What is this?
[link to www.ustream.tv]
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:5STAR:
 Quoting: Hawk-02


My source, a Six Star General, who just happens to be my uncle, says you're full of shit.

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Please can you just stop posting and quit already OP?

These guys and their attention-whorism make me feel sick.

Single star for this retarded thread.
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WTF How is this pinned? So stupid.
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Andwhen the one star bandits and shills come out in force you know them Rangers are onto something. Keep your eyes on the sky!
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No, actually it means we are full of your regular nonsensical shit and we can't take it any more.
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It's very interesting that the OP uses a Navy term in relation to an Army General in the header!
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Why is this pinned?
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Well, seeing that there are no "5" start generals, the rank only goes up to 4, I say this entire post is invalid.
 Quoting: S.I. 23859706


Sorry, 5 Star Generals refer to those who have 5 stars on their uniform, and they do exist.

Not that it means this thread is any more valid.
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[MAD]WTF GLP

i hate green flags cuz some attention whores wanna play with my mind

FUCK OFF UNPIN THIS SHIT!!!![/MAD]

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Andwhen the one star bandits and shills come out in force you know them Rangers are onto something. Keep your eyes on the sky!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Hawk-02 is right. The object coming towards earth looks like a bubble. It's massive and NASA is stumped on the matter. It's being discussed on this other thread.

Thread: WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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learn to spell its "INCOMING" Dummy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30670164


You stick to your spelling bees and grammer courses and I will stick to decoding backside intel and recieving import information from my sources to SAVE YOUR ASS.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Hawk-02,

No need to save them anymore. Time's up and it's time to part ways: believers vs non-believers.

Whenever I see a military man or woman, I make it a point to stop and thank them for their courage and service.

Thank YOU, Hawk-02, for everything you've done.
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learn to spell its "INCOMING" Dummy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30670164


You stick to your spelling bees and grammer courses and I will stick to decoding backside intel and recieving import information from my sources to SAVE YOUR ASS.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Hawk-02,

No need to save them anymore. Time's up and it's time to part ways: believers vs non-believers.

Whenever I see a military man or woman, I make it a point to stop and thank them for their courage and service.

Thank YOU, Hawk-02, for everything you've done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713136


Interesting is that even NASA is having Video named

UFO am Horizont???

[link to www.ustream.tv]

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PEople of GLP, you heard it here first. Military from around the Globe are on a HIGH LEVEL ALERT for an incomming Object, that appears to be INTELLIGENTLY CONTROLLED. We have been in contact with the Galactic Federation and it is NOT ON OF THEIR SHIPS!!!

PLEASE STAY VIGILANT... and GET YOUR PREPS READY!!

siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Is he your uncle too?

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Racin​g to end vaccinations.
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learn to spell its "INCOMING" Dummy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30670164


You stick to your spelling bees and grammer courses and I will stick to decoding backside intel and recieving import information from my sources to SAVE YOUR ASS.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Hawk-02,

No need to save them anymore. Time's up and it's time to part ways: believers vs non-believers.

Whenever I see a military man or woman, I make it a point to stop and thank them for their courage and service.

Thank YOU, Hawk-02, for everything you've done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713136


bump
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All the rangers ready for ACTION after the latest decoded intel from the backside
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Sorry, 5 Star Generals refer to those who have 5 stars on their uniform, and they do exist.
 Quoting: Mr.Evil

Only in cemeteries and in foreign countries.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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The five-star ranks were retired in 1981 on the death of General Omar Bradley.
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people love to identify a lens flare as planets, et, ghosts etc.
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Omfg. Please stop with retarded ass posts. Theres no fucking large incoming object. Stop. Please.
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Yeah I agree there is no large incoming object another load of shite yet again on good old glp the laughing stock site of the the world It's about time this site was shut down once and for all goodridence .
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My source at NASA confirmed it...

Preliminary info reveals the object is not very large but has considerable mass, estimated at 2 million tons and is traveling at an estimated 1% of the speed of light. The object will make landfall 38 hours from now.
 Quoting: CleverMoniker 19931300


Santa Claus!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25960498


Confirmed by a Full Bird Colonel in the USAF. I usually hate these kind of threads but I now understand. I'm sorry can't disclose my source. Object is Unknown and spectral analysis shows high concentrations of heavy metal(s). Infrared showing much more heat than expected, source of heat is unknown. Key personnel having holiday leave cut short.

I can say that it is definitely not Santa Claus.
 Quoting: DOUBLE-U-TEE-EFF??


Well shit! How come when I make shit up nobody responds but the OP gets a PIN! WTF!
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Sometimes Hawk is genuinely funny. Although I can't figure out why this is pinned, especially since it's not all that funny.
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Omfg. Please stop with retarded ass posts. Theres no fucking large incoming object. Stop. Please.
 Quoting: BeefyBuck


For real. I just got a call from a 7 star general who said the asteroid would miss us by several miles.
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Give it up man
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learn to spell its "INCOMING" Dummy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30670164


You stick to your spelling bees and grammer courses and I will stick to decoding backside intel and recieving import information from my sources to SAVE YOUR ASS.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Hawk-02,

No need to save them anymore. Time's up and it's time to part ways: believers vs non-believers.

Whenever I see a military man or woman, I make it a point to stop and thank them for their courage and service.

Thank YOU, Hawk-02, for everything you've done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713136


bump
 Quoting: the poop


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OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

FKIN IDIOTS
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Well, seeing that there are no "5" start generals, the rank only goes up to 4, I say this entire post is invalid.
 Quoting: S.I. 23859706


Sorry, 5 Star Generals refer to those who have 5 stars on their uniform, and they do exist.

Not that it means this thread is any more valid.
 Quoting: Mr.Evil


The last five star General was Omar Bradley,which was awarded to him in 1950. There hasn't been any Five star Generals since that time.
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My mum said you are telling lies.
<END OF STORY FAGGOT!>
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5STAR
 Quoting: Hawk-02


My source, a Six Star General, who just happens to be my uncle, says you're full of shit.

s226
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(My dad knows 13 star General, who says don't worry about it It's all under control.ceegar
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Andwhen the one star bandits and shills come out in force you know them Rangers are onto something. Keep your eyes on the sky!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Hawk-02 is right. The object coming towards earth looks like a bubble. It's massive and NASA is stumped on the matter. It's being discussed on this other thread.

Thread: WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713136



You forgot your meds. its a fucking lens flare. come back to real life.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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Ofcourse its not funny. your funny. doomsday alerts are not supposed to be funny :P
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Why is this pinned?
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This x 10!
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Just got back from drinking some beers, eating some hot wings and watching football. Did that large object make contact yet? My phone battery is dead and I have no way to contact the good General.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.

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