SERIOUS SCUTTLEBUT CIRCULATING!!! 5 Star General Just Contacted Me. LARGE INCOMMING OBJECT!!!

Just got back from drinking some beers, eating some hot wings and watching football. Did that large object make contact yet? My phone battery is dead and I have no way to contact the good General.

why is this thread pinned with 8 pages?

Because we have to have a good doom thread going, and this one is it.

DOOM ON!!!!!!!!!!

Just got a call from my uncle at the southern polar observatory and he said that what appears to be a brighter light than normal in the outer solar sytem is nothing but uranus.

Im not fully convinced tho. BTW, he is not one of them ole....

THis thing is approaching as we speak.. and ITS CLOAKED!

Ok, My "Five Star" General buddy just arrived, and I think you guys were right...I am starting to doubt his credentials... When I quized him further about the large incoming object, he gave me a weird look.... and then Uzipped his fly!

He uses the world scuttlebutt, come on now. Masonic terms

So if its cloaked. How do we know about it

WEll what I thought was "backside" Intel was really "Backside" something else! I feel like Dudley in the bike shop on Different Strokes.

Last Edited by Hawk-02 on 12/23/2012 04:30 PM

HAHA! hmm hMmm... Fandango poop-packers strikes again!

Im starting to like you
ROFL

In what way? Sorry, But I am a little spooked over here after this incident.

For all GLPers, who doesn't know the meaning of the word FANDANGO, here are some info about it.
Take note that these videos came from that time when Bradley, an Patton still remain as 3 stars generals.

These are 5 stars' FANDANGO

First star, Manolo Caracol



Second star, Rafael Farina



Third star, Porrina de Badajoz



Fourth star, Emilio El Moro



And the fifth star, La Niña de la Puebla

troll, obvious troll.

did u take him in ur mouth ?

WTF man!? NO.. I grabbed my copper tipped arrows and crossbow and told hime to "GET!Go on GET!"

In a good way :-)

So I guess it really was all about uranus

well I guess we'll just have to wait and see LOL

What if it's Santa though just in time for XMAS?

Maybe there are.... but they were all given secret missions so their existence is secret?

You sound like Obama "My way only!"

stupid fucking comment....

My cat's breath smells like cat food.