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my girlfriend failed a test today

 
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12/23/2012 02:54 PM
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my girlfriend failed a test today
dear Godlikeproducers,

my girlfriend accidentaly dropped my iphone in the snow yesterday. however quickly picked it up again and that was that.

anyhow, today I noticed that the microphone is not working anymore. I decided to send her a message simply saying that the microphone does not work anymore so that I cant call her. If she could count 1+1 together she should know that it was because she dropped it. anyhow she didnt say anything about that other than "oh damn" and then asked something else...

test passed would have been "oh no that surely was because I dropped it yesterday!"

non-pass: her actual response ... so what do you think of that ? thanks.
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12/23/2012 02:58 PM

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I think you're probably lucky to have a gf.
Now shut-up and stop with your silly tests. tounge
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12/23/2012 02:59 PM
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fuck her bro! she is bored by your talking and the inerd addiction.
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dear Godlikeproducers,
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lol
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12/23/2012 03:00 PM

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I would take dates by the Pyaresquare building.
It's a round building.
I would ask my date why they thought it was called Pyaresquare.
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12/23/2012 03:01 PM
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you're right OP. dump her ass.
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12/23/2012 03:02 PM
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I would ask her whatever it is you want to know directly. What is your goal?
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12/23/2012 03:03 PM
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Why don't you put your Iphone on vibbration, stick it into your arse and ask your gf to call you
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12/23/2012 03:03 PM
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I would ask her whatever it is you want to know directly. What is your goal?
 Quoting: Lies & Alibis


testing her character.
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12/23/2012 03:04 PM

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I'm guessing she's blonde..?

Even so..although this is a heinous crime she's committed, it's probably best to keep her around for a bit if she can cook and clean and do other stuff.

Hopefully, one day in the future you'll find a girlfriend who will treat you right and not be clumsy enough to drop your iphone.
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12/23/2012 03:04 PM
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What is wrong with you OP? Are you beyond every making a mistake? If you have a problem, why not just talk to her honestly about it? Why play games. Life is short.
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12/23/2012 03:06 PM
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Hitler would have Killed Idiots like Her.

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12/23/2012 03:07 PM
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OP, I think you're entitled to a large cash settlement! You need to call the lawfirm of Wilson, Frame, Beninger and Matheney!
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12/23/2012 03:07 PM
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My gf dropped my itouch and shattered the screen. I wasn't happy but oh well shit happens. I don't bash her about it, accidents happen.
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Re: my girlfriend failed a test today
dear Godlikeproducers,

my girlfriend accidentaly dropped my iphone in the snow yesterday. however quickly picked it up again and that was that.

anyhow, today I noticed that the microphone is not working anymore. I decided to send her a message simply saying that the microphone does not work anymore so that I cant call her. If she could count 1+1 together she should know that it was because she dropped it. anyhow she didnt say anything about that other than "oh damn" and then asked something else...

test passed would have been "oh no that surely was because I dropped it yesterday!"

non-pass: her actual response ... so what do you think of that ? thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30702015


...and your response should have been.....


I think that means you are buying me a phone for Christmas.

ohyeah
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12/23/2012 03:08 PM
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Re: my girlfriend failed a test today
I would ask her whatever it is you want to know directly. What is your goal?
 Quoting: Lies & Alibis


testing her character.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30702015


Looks like you tested your own character.
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12/23/2012 03:08 PM
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Re: my girlfriend failed a test today
I would ask her whatever it is you want to know directly. What is your goal?
 Quoting: Lies & Alibis


testing her character.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30702015


You being testy = Loser
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12/23/2012 03:09 PM
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It's a fucking phone - get a grip. It's a disposable piece of hardware. Your gf is a human being - have some perspective and appreciate someone actually cares about you enough to be your gf . quit bitchin about fuck all
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12/23/2012 03:09 PM
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Your girlfriend is probably banging other dudes.
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12/23/2012 03:11 PM
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What is wrong with you OP? Are you beyond every making a mistake? If you have a problem, why not just talk to her honestly about it? Why play games. Life is short.
 Quoting: SoundCurrent


^this

what's you want to prove ? for gods sake, its only an icrap, dont let that piece of shit fucked up your relationship during the holidays, you piece of shit.
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12/23/2012 03:11 PM
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Bane Her!
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12/23/2012 03:12 PM
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Re: my girlfriend failed a test today
1. She's too dumb to figure out that her dropping it may have caused the malfunction.

2. She's embarrassed but doesn't want to admit she did it.

3. She's a cheap wench and figures that you can get repaired and she won't even "offer" to foot the bill or chip in because it was partly her responsibility.

Case #1.: Sweet but stupid. Ignore it.
Case #2.: Start thinking about how much you trust this person.
Case #3.: Seriously consider dumping her. You could and should do better than someone of such questionable character.
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12/23/2012 03:12 PM
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fucking moran no wonder why women like gays more than men. putin
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Re: my girlfriend failed a test today
dear Godlikeproducers,

my girlfriend accidentaly dropped my iphone in the snow yesterday. however quickly picked it up again and that was that.

anyhow, today I noticed that the microphone is not working anymore. I decided to send her a message simply saying that the microphone does not work anymore so that I cant call her. If she could count 1+1 together she should know that it was because she dropped it. anyhow she didnt say anything about that other than "oh damn" and then asked something else...

test passed would have been "oh no that surely was because I dropped it yesterday!"

non-pass: her actual response ... so what do you think of that ? thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30702015


You get snow in Germany?
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12/23/2012 03:13 PM
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Or... she just honestly forgot.

It's a fucking phone, chill.
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12/23/2012 03:20 PM
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It's a fucking phone - get a grip. It's a disposable piece of hardware. Your gf is a human being - have some perspective and appreciate someone actually cares about you enough to be your gf . quit bitchin about fuck all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


exactly, if i am a girl, i know my shitty bf will do this to me, i will spit right on his face and say, fuck off with your icrap now,

you know there are dude who will buy gf a icrap for just being accpet him, but you...

yep, dump your gf, and sleep and fuck your icrap, that's all you deserve.
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12/23/2012 03:23 PM
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I doubt thats why the speakers stopped working.
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12/23/2012 03:24 PM
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I doubt thats why the speakers stopped working.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30723779


oops
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12/23/2012 03:28 PM

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Time for one of her favorite handbags to have an accident?
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12/23/2012 03:29 PM

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Whatever you do, don't marry her, cos she will probably drop your laptop.
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