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Anybody every get really sick after eating a shitload of almonds?

I ate like 5oz for dinner with water. I love almonds but they gave me a stomach ache.

Anyone else every do this or am I allergic?
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12/23/2012 03:51 PM
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At least one star it, you nuts.
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About a year ago I drank a whole bottle of Disarrono. Neat.

I puked for days, and I could taste almonds for days. I can still taste it.

Don't think I ever want to go near an almond again.
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12/23/2012 03:58 PM
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Not almonds, but Brazil nuts will mess you up. Do not pig out on Brazil nuts
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Don't eat too many nuts at one time. They are powerful stuff and contain natural insecticides among other things. They are very good for you if you eat them in moderation at regular intervals, but don't binge.
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12/23/2012 04:01 PM
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Nuts will do that - I have yet to learn my lesson. :)
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Stir fry them with some green beans, carrots, onions and a little chicken or pork next time. Use coconut oil, salt and lots of ginger.
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I ate a whole can of mixed nuts and it gave me an appendicitis. I was sick for weeks.
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Thanks for the tips guys!

I'm going to eat some more now, but just a handful.

Merry Christmas all.
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Stir fry them with some green beans, carrots, onions and a little chicken or pork next time. Use coconut oil, salt and lots of ginger.
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Took antibiotics and got over it, but would not recommend eating a big 2 pound can of nuts if you have an appendix.
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Dude, almonds contain hydrocyanic acid (in small traces of course ) but the more you eat, the more it cumulates... eat almonds carefully
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12/23/2012 04:10 PM
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Dude, almonds contain hydrocyanic acid (in small traces of course ) but the more you eat, the more it cumulates... eat almonds carefully
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Uh oh. It's merely a matter of time for me I'm afraid. I'm eating more now.

I can't stop eating those delicious little bastards.
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12/23/2012 04:13 PM
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Thanks for the tips guys!

I'm going to eat some more now, but just a handful.

Merry Christmas all.
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Lol, a quick learner!
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12/23/2012 04:15 PM
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Anybody every get really sick after eating a shitload of almonds?

I ate like 5oz for dinner with water. I love almonds but they gave me a stomach ache.

Anyone else every do this or am I allergic?
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Too many nuts can cause heartburn and/or acid indigestion. Has happened to me with almonds as well as others.
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Thanks for the tips guys!

I'm going to eat some more now, but just a handful.

Merry Christmas all.
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Lol, a quick learner!
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I know. I'm so ashamed. I can't quit. I love those tasty fuckers.

/cry
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12/23/2012 04:25 PM
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Change up to pistachios for a little bit, or mix them in.
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12/23/2012 04:52 PM

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The sad thing is raw almonds have a protein B17 that is well known for its anti cancer/cancer curing properties, which is great if you live outside the US. In the US it is law that the almond must be treated this effectively kills the B17, thus allowing it for sale to the public.

You could'nt make this up !

Gooberments don't want you to make it to retirement, be wary of the medicinal business, it is just that.

Sorry to hijack your thread Op, just thought you had so many almond lovers together that this info may be useful to someone :) :hf:

[link to www.1awesomeb17site.com]
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The sad thing is raw almonds have a protein B17 that is well known for its anti cancer/cancer curing properties, which is great if you live outside the US. In the US it is law that the almond must be treated this effectively kills the B17, thus allowing it for sale to the public.

You could'nt make this up !

Gooberments don't want you to make it to retirement, be wary of the medicinal business, it is just that.

Sorry to hijack your thread Op, just thought you had so many almond lovers together that this info may be useful to someone :) :hf:

[link to www.1awesomeb17site.com]
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Awesome!

Thanks for the info.

We can't get those in the US?
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The sad thing is raw almonds have a protein B17 that is well known for its anti cancer/cancer curing properties, which is great if you live outside the US. In the US it is law that the almond must be treated this effectively kills the B17, thus allowing it for sale to the public.

You could'nt make this up !

Gooberments don't want you to make it to retirement, be wary of the medicinal business, it is just that.

Sorry to hijack your thread Op, just thought you had so many almond lovers together that this info may be useful to someone :) :hf:

[link to www.1awesomeb17site.com]
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Awesome!

Thanks for the info.

We can't get those in the US?
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Unfortunately no, when the us gooberment discovered how effective it was against cancer they raided all the stockists and shops selling it, and introduced laws that prohibit the sale of raw almonds. All US raw almonds must now be treated by law. I dont think you can import raw almonds too. Sad hey
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Sometimes you feel like a nut - sometimes you don't.


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The sad thing is raw almonds have a protein B17 that is well known for its anti cancer/cancer curing properties, which is great if you live outside the US. In the US it is law that the almond must be treated this effectively kills the B17, thus allowing it for sale to the public.

You could'nt make this up !

Gooberments don't want you to make it to retirement, be wary of the medicinal business, it is just that.

Sorry to hijack your thread Op, just thought you had so many almond lovers together that this info may be useful to someone :) :hf:

[link to www.1awesomeb17site.com]
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Awesome!

Thanks for the info.

We can't get those in the US?
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Unfortunately no, when the us gooberment discovered how effective it was against cancer they raided all the stockists and shops selling it, and introduced laws that prohibit the sale of raw almonds. All US raw almonds must now be treated by law. I dont think you can import raw almonds too. Sad hey
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Raw almonds can be purchased at superiornutstore.com.

peace
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I buy raw almonds at Costco. I eat a small handful every day.
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The sad thing is raw almonds have a protein B17 that is well known for its anti cancer/cancer curing properties, which is great if you live outside the US. In the US it is law that the almond must be treated this effectively kills the B17, thus allowing it for sale to the public.

You could'nt make this up !

Gooberments don't want you to make it to retirement, be wary of the medicinal business, it is just that.

Sorry to hijack your thread Op, just thought you had so many almond lovers together that this info may be useful to someone :) :hf:

[link to www.1awesomeb17site.com]
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Apricot kernals. Very hard to find. Latrile (anti-cancer) or something.

[link to www.cancertutor.com]
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Foods that are painful and may cause internal organ attacks, distress. Do not eat nuts, dairy (cheese, butter) or bananas on an empty stomach. Some wheat and corn as well. The first 3 especially can cause gall bladder or pancreatic attacks.
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The sad thing is raw almonds have a protein B17 that is well known for its anti cancer/cancer curing properties, which is great if you live outside the US. In the US it is law that the almond must be treated this effectively kills the B17, thus allowing it for sale to the public.

You could'nt make this up !

Gooberments don't want you to make it to retirement, be wary of the medicinal business, it is just that.

Sorry to hijack your thread Op, just thought you had so many almond lovers together that this info may be useful to someone :) :hf:

[link to www.1awesomeb17site.com]
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Awesome!

Thanks for the info.

We can't get those in the US?
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Unfortunately no, when the us gooberment discovered how effective it was against cancer they raided all the stockists and shops selling it, and introduced laws that prohibit the sale of raw almonds. All US raw almonds must now be treated by law. I dont think you can import raw almonds too. Sad hey
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Raw almonds can be purchased at superiornutstore.com.

peace
 Quoting: Cosmicwind73 29798015



you can get raw almonds in the US. But they are all treated.

"The USDA approved a proposal by the Almond Board of California to pasteurize almonds sold to the public, after tracing cases of salmonellosis to almonds. The almond pasteurization program became mandatory for California companies in 2007.[48] Raw, untreated California almonds haven't been available in the U.S. since then."
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Awesome!

Thanks for the info.

We can't get those in the US?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


Unfortunately no, when the us gooberment discovered how effective it was against cancer they raided all the stockists and shops selling it, and introduced laws that prohibit the sale of raw almonds. All US raw almonds must now be treated by law. I dont think you can import raw almonds too. Sad hey
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Raw almonds can be purchased at superiornutstore.com.

peace
 Quoting: Cosmicwind73 29798015



you can get raw almonds in the US. But they are all treated.

"The USDA approved a proposal by the Almond Board of California to pasteurize almonds sold to the public, after tracing cases of salmonellosis to almonds. The almond pasteurization program became mandatory for California companies in 2007.[48] Raw, untreated California almonds haven't been available in the U.S. since then."
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


You can get raw almonds with a bit of work dealling directly with farmers. That's what I do.
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Foods that are painful and may cause internal organ attacks, distress. Do not eat nuts, dairy (cheese, butter) or bananas on an empty stomach. Some wheat and corn as well. The first 3 especially can cause gall bladder or pancreatic attacks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17584550


Hmmm... that's scary.

I often eat almonds or a banana on an empty stomach :-(

I'm gluten-free and try to avoid corn also.

What's the best "empty stomach" snack that's paleo-friendly? I'm new at this stuff!

Thanks :-)
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The sad thing is raw almonds have a protein B17 that is well known for its anti cancer/cancer curing properties, which is great if you live outside the US. In the US it is law that the almond must be treated this effectively kills the B17, thus allowing it for sale to the public.

You could'nt make this up !

Gooberments don't want you to make it to retirement, be wary of the medicinal business, it is just that.

Sorry to hijack your thread Op, just thought you had so many almond lovers together that this info may be useful to someone :) :hf:

[link to www.1awesomeb17site.com]
 Quoting: Northern-Lights


Apricot kernals. Very hard to find. Latrile (anti-cancer) or something.

[link to www.cancertutor.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17584550


Apricot kernals are for sale all over the net. You can easily get them with your unpasturized almonds on Amazon if you want.
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12/23/2012 08:18 PM
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why dont you just make a lump of marsipan and eat that? ;)
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why dont you just make a lump of marsipan and eat that? ;)
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Thanks, but that's too much sugar. I've had that almond flavored marzipan before though and it's delicious!

I've been on a paleo kick for long enough that I'm genuinely starting to dislike most sweet things.

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