This petiton has the word "assault" spelled wrong throughout it's entirety.



Obama, "Hey guys there is a petition on the White House website but I have no idea what an "assualt weapon" is.
Biden, "Yeah I don't know. Maybe it's a prank petition for some type of sci-fi weapon?"
Hillary, "Just deleted that garbage. Hahaha."
Michelle, "Hey honey lets stop so I can pick up a new wardrobe courtesy of the tax payers."
Obama, "Done and done! Wooo!"