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Shofar today on 5 threads on pages 1 and 2!!

 
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Shofar today on 5 threads on pages 1 and 2!!
Five threads mentioning shofars on pages 1 and 2 -

it must mean something!

The Sound of the Shofar and Its Primal Release by Apollo


The shofar is blowing


It has begun - sound the shofar: tipping points


Break the strongholds and Blow your shofar!

Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar.



Coincidence?
A New Year, A New Chance
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Make like the world's your pudding, but light the brandy,
Even the mildest kiss is a dan, dan, dandy,
There'll be no love in bloom come doomsday morn,
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn.

hf
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
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Okaaayyyyyy....

if you are Little Boy Blue!
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Re: Shofar today on 5 threads on pages 1 and 2!!
There is no such thing as coincidence.

Just a convergence of stupidity.

Similar minds think of similar matters.


Etc.etc.
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There is no such thing as coincidence.

Just a convergence of stupidity.

Similar minds think of similar matters.


Etc.etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Then how come as soon as I read a shofar post, I went to Netflix to look for a movie in the 60's classics section, and saw Frank Sinatra "come blow your horn?" Why now?
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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Re: Shofar today on 5 threads on pages 1 and 2!!
Sho thersh thish guy who shays Moses wantsh ush to keep doing the shame shit.

Hesh a rabbi I guesh.

Sheesh!

Ish there anything sillier theshe days than a rabbi? I think not. They are trapped in the spell of the shages. Truly a losht people.
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There is no such thing as coincidence.

Just a convergence of stupidity.

Similar minds think of similar matters.


Etc.etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Then how come as soon as I read a shofar post, I went to Netflix to look for a movie in the 60's classics section, and saw Frank Sinatra "come blow your horn?" Why now?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


And how come when I enter my name in a bible code search it comes out as Moses?
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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There is no such thing as coincidence.

Just a convergence of stupidity.

Similar minds think of similar matters.


Etc.etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Then how come as soon as I read a shofar post, I went to Netflix to look for a movie in the 60's classics section, and saw Frank Sinatra "come blow your horn?" Why now?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


No specific reason.

Unless you're looking for a reason.


Look, we live in a finite world. Sooner or later you're going to have to accept this.


Fast forward 30 years; You'll be running into stuff you heard about or knew about FAR more often than nowadays. For no specific reason other than that you ran into that earlier on in life.

Stop being scared so much.
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There is no such thing as coincidence.

Just a convergence of stupidity.

Similar minds think of similar matters.


Etc.etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Then how come as soon as I read a shofar post, I went to Netflix to look for a movie in the 60's classics section, and saw Frank Sinatra "come blow your horn?" Why now?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


No specific reason.

Unless you're looking for a reason.


Look, we live in a finite world. Sooner or later you're going to have to accept this.


Fast forward 30 years; You'll be running into stuff you heard about or knew about FAR more often than nowadays. For no specific reason other than that you ran into that earlier on in life.

Stop being scared so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Ummm.. scared? How did you come up with THAT?
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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There is no such thing as coincidence.

Just a convergence of stupidity.

Similar minds think of similar matters.


Etc.etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Then how come as soon as I read a shofar post, I went to Netflix to look for a movie in the 60's classics section, and saw Frank Sinatra "come blow your horn?" Why now?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


No specific reason.

Unless you're looking for a reason.


Look, we live in a finite world. Sooner or later you're going to have to accept this.


Fast forward 30 years; You'll be running into stuff you heard about or knew about FAR more often than nowadays. For no specific reason other than that you ran into that earlier on in life.

Stop being scared so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Ummm.. scared? How did you come up with THAT?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


Paranoia?
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Then how come as soon as I read a shofar post, I went to Netflix to look for a movie in the 60's classics section, and saw Frank Sinatra "come blow your horn?" Why now?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


No specific reason.

Unless you're looking for a reason.


Look, we live in a finite world. Sooner or later you're going to have to accept this.


Fast forward 30 years; You'll be running into stuff you heard about or knew about FAR more often than nowadays. For no specific reason other than that you ran into that earlier on in life.

Stop being scared so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Ummm.. scared? How did you come up with THAT?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


Paranoia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Ummm.. no.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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No specific reason.

Unless you're looking for a reason.


Look, we live in a finite world. Sooner or later you're going to have to accept this.


Fast forward 30 years; You'll be running into stuff you heard about or knew about FAR more often than nowadays. For no specific reason other than that you ran into that earlier on in life.

Stop being scared so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Ummm.. scared? How did you come up with THAT?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


Paranoia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Ummm.. no.
 Quoting: Ad Lib


Everything about you, in this thread, screams paranoid.

And that stems in fear. Doesn't it?
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Ummm.. scared? How did you come up with THAT?
 Quoting: Ad Lib


Paranoia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


Ummm.. no.
 Quoting: Ad Lib


Everything about you, in this thread, screams paranoid.

And that stems in fear. Doesn't it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


You're weird. Bye now.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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I think I'll get me one and see what alla the fuss is about!..............sheep
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There are NO coincidences to those who seek to awaken. Very good eye OP. Indeed. A verifiable HIT & 5*!.....
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There is more to it Im sure.
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Let me tell you what a shofar is.

It is a conduit of spiritual energy.

Joshua used the shofar and the walls of Jericho came tumbling down.

The sound of the shofar calls Jews to repentance.


It is a blessing to hear its sound.


Many Jews hear the shofar exactly twice a year.

Messianic believers have come to the shofar by the thousands, blowing the ram's horn as part of their weekly services.
Do not underestimate its sound.


Or its footprint on the pages of GLP.
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There are NO coincidences to those who seek to awaken. Very good eye OP. Indeed. A verifiable HIT & 5*!.....
bump


There is more to it Im sure.
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Thank You very much for your comment!

Was debating whether to tell the one shofar "healing" I experienced firsthand, but here goes:

My husband is a Messianic believer in the Messiah.
Born Jewish.
A good friend with a struggling cafe - and who of us is not struggling nowadays - asked him whether she should quit running the cafe or hang on. She is a single parent, very concerned to do what is right for her child and herself.

We asked if we could bless her restaurant with our shofar - we came in around closing time, only one startled couple still dining -
and prayed for clarity for her. Then I sounded the Yemeni ram's horn once.

NOT praying for money or success, but for clarity as to whether she should close up shop and move, or stay with the cafe. She was very close to broke at the time.

She got the answer in the next couple of days.

Her cafe has been providing very well for her and her employees for several months now.

For now, she has her answer.
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There are NO coincidences to those who seek to awaken. Very good eye OP. Indeed. A verifiable HIT & 5*!.....
bump


There is more to it Im sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30466016


Thank You very much for your comment!

Was debating whether to tell the one shofar "healing" I experienced firsthand, but here goes:

My husband is a Messianic believer in the Messiah.
Born Jewish.
A good friend with a struggling cafe - and who of us is not struggling nowadays - asked him whether she should quit running the cafe or hang on. She is a single parent, very concerned to do what is right for her child and herself.

We asked if we could bless her restaurant with our shofar - we came in around closing time, only one startled couple still dining -
and prayed for clarity for her. Then I sounded the Yemeni ram's horn once.

NOT praying for money or success, but for clarity as to whether she should close up shop and move, or stay with the cafe. She was very close to broke at the time.

She got the answer in the next couple of days.

Her cafe has been providing very well for her and her employees for several months now.

For now, she has her answer.
 Quoting: beeches


Anyone who's on the verge and wondering if they should close down their cafe needs to get in touch with Restaurant Impossible!
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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you know, thats most probably because the same person went and bumped them.


which does not mean there isn't something to be paying attention on!



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- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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If so, yours truly here was not the one to bump them.

I viewed the one about the rabbi and the dog, then noticed them and started this thread.

It is weird how things converge at times, and this is one of those times.
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Re: Shofar today on 5 threads on pages 1 and 2!!
It just means what most people already know

It means that Christmas is bigger than the jews

and that pisses them off


They crave attention

The shofar crap is there way of trying to inject themselves into worldwide Christian festivities at Christmas

They'll pull another one at Easter


Happens every year


You should know that by now unless you're less than three years of age


LOL


Ignore them. That drives them nuts
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You blew the shofar? Wow, that must've been some limo ride!
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Re: Shofar today on 5 threads on pages 1 and 2!!
You blew the shofar? Wow, that must've been some limo ride!
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Very funny!

oh wait, I'm kind of out of it, just got your drift-

still funny.

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You blew the shofar? Wow, that must've been some limo ride!
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Very funny!

oh wait, I'm kind of out of it, just got your drift-

still funny.
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;)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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There are NO coincidences to those who seek to awaken. Very good eye OP. Indeed. A verifiable HIT & 5*!.....
bump


There is more to it Im sure.
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