CF-18 pilots on standby to escort Santa across Canada

I hate this kind of garbage journalism. NORAD Santa radars? We start pulling the wool over our children's eyes at an early age. Pish posh.

Can't intercept the 9/11 towelheads but they think that they can track Santa, eh?

track??? or escort ???

I think there is a difference

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181. Spreading false news

181. Every one who wilfully publishes a statement, tale or news that he knows is false and that causes or is likely to cause injury or mischief to a public interest is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.
R.S., c. C-34, s. 177.

Well they said that they're refueling twice so they'll be in the air.

No money for First Nations but they can waste jet fuel chasing ghosts. Unbelievable.

awesome

i always wondered what would feel like to have fighter jets escort you

Any body turn off the patriot batteries hidden up there?

Knowing the CF they probably lost the fucking keys or some stupid shit.

look up "clause" in the dictionary

...could be a ritual contract of sorts

That's too bad.

Santa needs to be stopped.