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I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling

 
Debauchery

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12/23/2012 11:30 PM

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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
Saw the same thing this morning, although I was in the stupor market buying food not gifts as I no longer will be a part of that insane consumerism.

This year I donated to the local air sea rescue, so at least they can rescue those fat pigs when they take their boats out over the bar tomorrow
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Lat time a bunch of amercan toursists were at the beach..they were minding their own business sunbaking.

Suddenly all these greenpeace activists showed up..started throwing buckets of watewr over them..and tried to drag em to the water to get em out to sea again.

Fucken fat assed merkans.
Never seen a thin one here yet.
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Health Statistics > Obesity (most recent) by country

Rank Countries Amount
# 1 United States: 30.6%
# 2 Mexico: 24.2%
# 3 United Kingdom: 23%
# 4 Slovakia: 22.4%
# 5 Greece: 21.9%
# 6 Australia: 21.7%
# 7 New Zealand: 20.9%
# 8 Hungary: 18.8%


Yes, Apparently Australia is not only a shining example of society but also a picture of health.
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chuckle
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/23/2012 11:31 PM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
I can see why Mexico is second in obesity. Enchiladas? Shut the front door!
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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12/23/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
All nationalities? Utter bunk!

I haven't seen a single Greek or Spaniard in a North American store this season. They certainly don;t seem to be flying into JFK loaded with bags of dollars to blow this year...just a bunch of penniless Greek and Spaniard housewives flying in, ready to blow for cash for basic groceries.
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12/23/2012 11:41 PM

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Mega-Lard-Ass-Women in pink and white stretch pants showing their cottage cheese thighs without obvious underwear, sickens me, back or white.
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12/23/2012 11:44 PM
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I seen
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But speaking like a redneck is acceptable.
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12/23/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
American, we are in fucking deep shit. Obese gluttons blowing money on useless crap
Was a shame to see people of ALL nationalities dressed like slobs and cramming their pie hole with fat

God help us
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mall Security has been alerted, You are no longer welcome at the mall. you have been deemed a threat. Doors will automatically close on you as you enter, as the cameras will use facial recognition software.
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12/23/2012 11:56 PM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
Saw the same thing this morning, although I was in the stupor market buying food not gifts as I no longer will be a part of that insane consumerism.

This year I donated to the local air sea rescue, so at least they can rescue those fat pigs when they take their boats out over the bar tomorrow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30742357


Lat time a bunch of amercan toursists were at the beach..they were minding their own business sunbaking.

Suddenly all these greenpeace activists showed up..started throwing buckets of watewr over them..and tried to drag em to the water to get em out to sea again.

Fucken fat assed merkans.
Never seen a thin one here yet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16935898



Health Statistics > Obesity (most recent) by country

Rank Countries Amount
# 1 United States: 30.6%
# 2 Mexico: 24.2%
# 3 United Kingdom: 23%
# 4 Slovakia: 22.4%
# 5 Greece: 21.9%
# 6 Australia: 21.7%
# 7 New Zealand: 20.9%
# 8 Hungary: 18.8%


Yes, Apparently Australia is not only a shining example of society but also a picture of health.
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Out of this list i can understand hungary
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"HUNGARY" = MAGYAR,Madarsko /

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12/24/2012 05:57 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
People run out there and spend their last dollar on credit for useless worthless shit that they give to people who hate it and re-gift it to other people so they can save some money.

I hate christmas shopping as an obligatory ritual.

I hate spending my money on useless crap.

I hate getting useless crap trinkets.

Some of my friends are smart and they gave me food for gifts and that was great....Hickory Farms cheese and sausage and honey mustard....all yummy and useable.

I have one friend who gave me 12 dollars worth of trinket junk........several items.......none of which I can use or will use.

It was a waste of her money.

She told me I don't know what to get you.

When someone tells you that they don't know you really and they are just gifting out of obligation. (so maybe this isn't a friend after all...friends usually KNOW you, right?

Those gifts I would rather not even receive.

Christmas is nothing anymore than a commercialized spending frenzy.

Stupid people.
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Agree /
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12/24/2012 06:15 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
Welcome to any mall America
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12/24/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
I think it has something to do with
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
which is in everything we eat now.


We are all blowing up like balloons,
and I dare you to find something on the shelves
that DOESN'T contain HFCS.

It is almost a criminal conspiracy.

Cancel WWIII, America will be vacant in 30 years.
wildhoney

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12/24/2012 06:22 AM

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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
American, we are in fucking deep shit. Obese gluttons blowing money on useless crap
Was a shame to see people of ALL nationalities dressed like slobs and cramming their pie hole with fat

God help us
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maybe its the additives in your food?

why in videos of the 50s are Americans slim *question mark*
*crazy question mark works when it wants to.*...

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Peter was crucified..on Vatican Hill

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For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have?

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12/24/2012 06:24 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
American, we are in fucking deep shit. Obese gluttons blowing money on useless crap
Was a shame to see people of ALL nationalities dressed like slobs and cramming their pie hole with fat

God help us
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there the ones that are paying for america, with out them you have only, the poor, and the uber rich.
Blue Skies

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12/24/2012 06:27 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
I teach and every year I come home with an entire sack full of junk. I really wish the parent would keep their money and have the kids make me a card. There are only so many ornaments and diffusers a person can use.
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Maybe send home a note next year for them to just make cards. I can just imagine all the cups, candy and ornaments you receive. lol
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12/24/2012 06:44 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
Me done did sawed the same thing always. Fat bitches riding on their cart get pissed when you ain't move. Dumb whales.

Me aren't stoopid. I am so aware. Peace.
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12/24/2012 06:53 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
American, we are in fucking deep shit. Obese gluttons blowing money on useless crap
Was a shame to see people of ALL nationalities dressed like slobs and cramming their pie hole with fat

God help us
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13976135


No! God help you !

Have you nothing better to do than make fun of misguided people?

Why not hike your judgemental ass over to a homeless shelter and chop some vegetables? Better still, offer to load a few trucks at your local food bank or pantry.

You seem to have plenty of time on your hands. Get a move on and use some of that negative energy to better this world and yourself.

And stay out of the Mall if people offend you.
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12/24/2012 07:00 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
American, we are in fucking deep shit. Obese gluttons blowing money on useless crap
Was a shame to see people of ALL nationalities dressed like slobs and cramming their pie hole with fat

God help us
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13976135


No! God help you !

Have you nothing better to do than make fun of misguided people?

Why not hike your judgemental ass over to a homeless shelter and chop some vegetables? Better still, offer to load a few trucks at your local food bank or pantry.

You seem to have plenty of time on your hands. Get a move on and use some of that negative energy to better this world and yourself.

And stay out of the Mall if people offend you.
 Quoting: Meadow 1560850


Obesity and excessive consumerism are two of the biggest problems facing America. It's ok to notice that. GLP is where we come to express observations of patterns, trends, and problems. Maybe the particular language used isn't so refined or to your liking, but the observations are valid.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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12/24/2012 07:03 AM
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Re: I just returned from the Mall, had to pickup a last second gift and what I seen was appalling
Mega-Lard-Ass-Women in pink and white stretch pants showing their cottage cheese thighs without obvious underwear, sickens me, back or white.
 Quoting: Top Hat


lol,ty for that mental picture,an yes i agree

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