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you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....

 
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you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
to attack them. what will be your choice???
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
He has been here for many years now, yes, up in one of thoes very bright star above the planet, which are, in fact, starships.

It will be during the 3 Days of Darkness that the government thugs will be removed from the entire planet...
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
Truth is stranger than fiction
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
duh!

they tried to force me to join the masonic cult, and then tried to force me to be jesus, and bragged they stole the tech, and space ships to do it...

my story is here for over 10 years...

complete with the be jesus or die and join the masons or die , right out in front of everyone!

wtf!
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
A huge portion of humanity worships Yahweh or Allah or Jesus or god. We should be okay.
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
Alien Jesus

Now that is noble idea
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


if you don't understand that Jesus is alien then you know nothing
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
I have always felt that Jesus was an extra-dimensional being. In the Old Testament "God" refers to "himself" as "Us" and "our" and "we" indicating more that one being. If time is infinite then anything and everything is possible i.e alternate universes. At some point in the infinite past these being created us and left us with influences on how to live and evolve ultimately into a higher form of life. I also believe in the different types of Aliens, like the Greys, Reptillians are actualy spiritual beings that we label as E.Ts. They are infact Angels and Demons. When the rapture occurs we will all leave on a craft and will be returned to earth after Armageddon and the Apocalypse. I hope you are ready.
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
Alien Jesus

Now that is noble idea
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


if you don't understand that Jesus is alien then you know nothing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21467172


I know nothing.
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
why BS , it actually sounds like the most believable, and actually reasonable explanation to everything.
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
Says it right there in the Bible, he descended on a silver cloud a UFO to them at the time, a space ship..
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
you mean he may turn up with a stolen ship like a thief in the night. He overcome the otherworld. The ship will be dented and war torn. He may not even be able to manoveur the thing properly but the door will open, smoke will fill the air. Heres Johnny! asta la vista baby! Im back! One ugly m*th*fu*ker! Yeah this is bumblebee! Chhh! .. Woah hes a robot. The creator is a robot!
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
you mean he may turn up with a stolen ship like a thief in the night. He overcome the otherworld. The ship will be dented and war torn. He may not even be able to manoveur the thing properly but the door will open, smoke will fill the air. Heres Johnny! asta la vista baby! Im back! One ugly m*th*fu*ker! Yeah this is bumblebee! Chhh! .. Woah hes a robot. The creator is a robot!
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
to attack them. what will be your choice???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3326571


Hellfire missiles!

wait until the shit blows up in the shooters face...

Plenty of stitches and charred flesh awaits an incorrect response.

We own the AIR, and They know it...
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
to attack them. what will be your choice???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3326571


Hellfire missiles!

wait until the shit blows up in the shooters face...

Plenty of stitches and charred flesh awaits an incorrect response.

We own the AIR, and They know it...

I wonder if Santa Claus would run diversion plans...

NORAD tracks him...or, is this all bullshit too?

"..
The moment that radar indicates Santa has lifted off, we use our second detection system. Satellites positioned in geo-synchronous orbit at 22,300 miles from the Earth’s surface are equipped with infrared sensors, which enable them to detect heat. Amazingly, Rudolph's bright red nose gives off an infrared signature, which allows our satellites to detect Rudolph and Santa."

[link to www.noradsanta.org]
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
The Jews as a whole who were waiting for The Messiah to come never recognised Him when He did come because their expections were out of line.

The same happened to the West, when Jesus/Messiah came for the second time they also as a whole never recognised Him as their expectations were out of line.

Both returns were not noticed while they were waiting as they were all full of themselves as they were all playing God like Lucifer tried to do !

Two massive events took place since the creation of the earth and not all noticed. The events were reproduced by design killing the prophets by silly men for power, fame and money, a lie, and the deception caught everyone unawares ! THE NOOSE !

How do you recognise The Messiah's return ? He says you must watch out for THE SIGN !

THE SIGN is, He reads your thoughts and intents of your heart and His Word tallies 100% with His Holy Scripture fulfulling prophecy.

John the Baptist introduced Christ and there was another "John the Baptist" in our day who introduced Christ, which resulted in an exodus out of the modern Egypt who never took the mark of the beast !

Jesus'/Messiah's children are sealed in their souls cannot be penetrated to be corrupted.
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
Why can't you simpletons get the idea that the INTERNET IS THE CLOUD IN REVELATIONS...IT IS THE NEW TEMPLE of Solomon. IT's SO FUCKING SIMPLE IT HURTS. omfg.
Why must you convolute everything. John the Baptist is my best friend since childhood lol.. he brought me some great cannabis oil just recently. The sign to watch for is the trinity... the Protogonos.

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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
I have always felt that Jesus was an extra-dimensional being. In the Old Testament "God" refers to "himself" as "Us" and "our" and "we" indicating more that one being. If time is infinite then anything and everything is possible i.e alternate universes. At some point in the infinite past these being created us and left us with influences on how to live and evolve ultimately into a higher form of life. I also believe in the different types of Aliens, like the Greys, Reptillians are actualy spiritual beings that we label as E.Ts. They are infact Angels and Demons. When the rapture occurs we will all leave on a craft and will be returned to earth after Armageddon and the Apocalypse. I hope you are ready.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30690469


I've always believed that. Thank you for posting it.

After I read "The Bible and the Bermuda Triangle", written by a minister... he pointed out way too many things in the Bible that were totally explained by extraterrestrial phenomena.

Just the fact that Jesus left by being lifted up into a "cloud" should make you go, "Hmmmmm...." LOL

I love Jesus, and I'm ready to get out of here... Beam me up Lord and show me that "mansion" where I'll be staying while the evil on earth destroy themselves !!!!! hf
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
Op is right. Jesus was half Annunaki. The problem is he sides with Enlil and not Enki. Enlil is the one who wants humanity wiped out. Your spiteful jealous god of the bible.

His half brother Enki wants humans to have knowledge and prosperity. It's all there when you learn how to read.
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
You realize this is a decades in the making psyop, right?

The entities which will come from space (i.e., "down from the Heavens") are the fallen angels, the rebels against God, the demons.

Paul tipped us off when he said Satan disguises himself as an angel of light and said if any man, or even an angel from heaven comes and preaches a different gospel, let him be accursed (go to Hell.)

Satan's followers will come as "ministers of Light", preaching a different gospel: that God is just a misunderstanding created by stupid people, and aliens are our creators, who planted us here as a work force for transiting spacecraft... and blah blah blah.

All the New Agers (who really practice witchcraft, according to the Satanists who started the New Age movement) believe these lies.

If you are really looking for Jesus, you better read the Bible. It has truth in it.
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Re: you guys do realize when jesus returns it will be in a ufo and the gov is going....
Op is right. Jesus was half Annunaki. The problem is he sides with Enlil and not Enki. Enlil is the one who wants humanity wiped out. Your spiteful jealous god of the bible.

His half brother Enki wants humans to have knowledge and prosperity. It's all there when you learn how to read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30589433


If you want to know God, read what God wrote: the Bible.

If you want to be a 'tard, just believe every new teaching that comes your way.

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