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If JESUS was on GLP...

 
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If JESUS was on GLP...
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...what would he do?


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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world.
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...what would he do?


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jeebuzz
(I'm male, mid-40's, and live and work in India as a designer. Writing is a passion of mine, as is painting. My avatar represents my protagonist against the Illuminati -a female warrior.)
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12/23/2012 09:53 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
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<tips hat>

rofl.

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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
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Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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...what would he do?


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482


jeebuzz
 Quoting: abhie


He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil!
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He would get crucified
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes

There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

~ A r c t u r u s
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...what would he do?


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482


jeebuzz
 Quoting: abhie


He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil!
 Quoting: FTM


He's definitely an HP guy.
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...what would he do?


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:jeebuzz:
 Quoting: abhie


He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil!
 Quoting: FTM


I Agree,

you can smell the sulphur on apple products.

Maybe that is the anti-christ in the above picture.

..and here he is again [link to haris.hararis.gr]
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12/23/2012 10:10 PM
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good thing he's not a bitch and can pimp slap any fuqtard deceiver or betrayer on here.

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if jesus was on glp, i think i would beg him to save me from all his little christian butt fuck sheep following faggots..... but thats just me.
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...what would he do?


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482


jeebuzz
 Quoting: abhie


He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil!
 Quoting: FTM


He's definitely an HP guy.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


cruise
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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...what would he do?


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482


Look for his 2012 vintage disciples to "stage" a comeback..
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if jesus was on glp, i think i would beg him to save me from all his little christian butt fuck sheep following faggots..... but thats just me.
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[link to files.sharenator.com]
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
if jesus was on glp, i think i would beg him to save me from all his little christian butt fuck sheep following faggots..... but thats just me.
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[link to files.sharenator.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482


hahaha
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12/23/2012 10:17 PM
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im right here, watch the ones who try to say im god, satan, jesus and or the anti. watch, they are here for over 10 years and fucked themselves.

watch, its right in front of your face.
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good thing he's not a bitch and can pimp slap any fuqtard deceiver or betrayer on here.

[link to oldcatman-xxx.com]
 Quoting: Perseus7


Everyone eh.....rockon
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12/23/2012 10:27 PM
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He would immediately adapt Russ' calendar?
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if jesus was on glp, i think i would beg him to save me from all his little christian butt fuck sheep following faggots..... but thats just me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30366264


Only you can set yourself free.

Good luck.
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12/23/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He was despised, despised and rejected. Probably got the autoban.
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If he's here........Look busy
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Well, all of the Christians on here would probably mock him for being a 'libtard hippie fag.'
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time.
 Quoting: Chip


Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way. bonghit
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If Jesus was here id offer him 60% of a new winery i'd open scheming
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time.
 Quoting: Chip


Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way. bonghit
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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...what would he do?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482


An extreme face palm!!!putinputin
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12/23/2012 10:40 PM
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An extreme face palm!!!putinputin
 Quoting: farmerguy


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12/23/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
maybe it's just me, but if he did visit glp,

i think he might go to some of the " christian discussion threads"

once there, he might start asking for some explanations?
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12/23/2012 10:47 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
maybe it's just me, but if he did visit glp,

i think he might go to some of the " christian discussion threads"

once there, he might start asking for some explanations?
 Quoting: david 16910407


I don't think he'd bother to do that, seriously. tounge
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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Well, all of the Christians on here would probably mock him for being a 'libtard hippie fag.'
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if jesus was on glp, i think i would beg him to save me from all his little christian butt fuck sheep following faggots..... but thats just me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30366264


... Point taken.

Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Or any other cures, for that matter.

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