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If JESUS was on GLP...

 
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12/23/2012 10:53 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum.

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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh.
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12/24/2012 12:38 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum.

Duur
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh.
 Quoting: Perseus7


You must be new here charlie
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum.

Duur
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh.
 Quoting: Perseus7


You must be new here :%charlie%:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Nope. Are you?

]%$PwN$%[
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum.

Duur
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh.
 Quoting: Perseus7


You must be new here :%charlie%:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Nope. Are you?

]%$PwN$%[
 Quoting: Perseus7


Been here long enough to see plenty of posters just like you , Scooter, and you sure won't be the last one either.
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12/24/2012 01:12 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
he would be silenced, just like twothousand years ago.
people didnt learn.
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12/24/2012 01:17 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world.
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Not too far from the Truth.

I did cure Cancer. aka TheRealJesus
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...what would he do?


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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Not too far from the Truth.

I did cure Cancer. aka TheRealJesus
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ya shall not lie
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12/24/2012 01:27 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
This is glp...traveling through it at times...
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I don't know...this place is crazy chuckle
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12/24/2012 01:42 AM
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[link to soundcloud.com (secure)]


He would this^

and that \/

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12654195


holy moly - thos ar som major out of it links

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That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh.
 Quoting: Perseus7


You must be new here :%charlie%:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Nope. Are you?

]%$PwN$%[
 Quoting: Perseus7


Been here long enough to see plenty of posters just like you , Scooter, and you sure won't be the last one either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


k that made no sense. glhf


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12/24/2012 04:50 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time.
 Quoting: Chip


Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way. bonghit
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


:zod:
 Quoting: Chip


Kneel to who? *•*
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Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time.
 Quoting: Chip


Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way. bonghit
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


:zod:
 Quoting: Chip


Kneel to who? *•*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30209454


This site is a bad influence on me!
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12/24/2012 05:31 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
Jesus is already here, he changed his name to Chris Hanson so all the fanboys don't bombard him with spam
..why don't you take a seat over there
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12/24/2012 05:35 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
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clappa
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12/24/2012 05:37 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
What is one of my past incarnations was the one known as Jesus?

I am here now as well, what then?
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
What is one of my past incarnations was the one known as Jesus?

I am here now as well, what then?
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12/24/2012 08:26 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
Since there is not one molecule of proof he ever existed, I'm going to say he would do nothing...final anwser
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both.

But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other.

Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.)

Anyone wanna hang out on facebook?
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
he would be silenced, just like twothousand years ago.
people didnt learn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30734448


You must be BAR examiner.
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12/24/2012 11:02 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
.......??

I'd have 2 get high to deal with all the Bull shit bonghit



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funchrist
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12/24/2012 11:08 AM
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good thing he's not a bitch and can pimp slap any fuqtard deceiver or betrayer on here.

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 Quoting: Perseus7


At least you know your place.
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12/24/2012 11:10 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both.

But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other.

Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.)

Anyone wanna hang out on facebook?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


You are proof and confirmation of Yeshua's VICTORY. The time for honoring your self will soon come to an end.
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12/24/2012 11:13 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both.

But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other.

Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.)

Anyone wanna hang out on facebook?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


You are proof and confirmation of Yeshua's VICTORY. The time for honoring your self will soon come to an end.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553012


You call that a cold rage? The Jesus can make a police station spontaneously combust.

Wanna invest in a bridge?
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12/24/2012 02:49 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12654195


holy moley

some way out stuff at those links
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would leave

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