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If JESUS was on GLP... | |
| Dark Stranger User ID: 3003754  United States12/23/2012 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, all of the Christians on here would probably mock him for being a 'libtard hippie fag.' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549 if jesus was on glp, i think i would beg him to save me from all his little christian butt fuck sheep following faggots..... but thats just me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30366264 ... Point taken. Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world. Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb Or any other cures, for that matter. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States12/23/2012 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Perseus7 User ID: 29317919 United States12/24/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 Duur That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States12/24/2012 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 Duur That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. You must be new here  |
| Perseus7 User ID: 29317919 United States12/24/2012 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 Duur That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. You must be new here :%charlie%: Nope. Are you? ]%$PwN$%[ 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States12/24/2012 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 Duur That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. You must be new here :%charlie%: Nope. Are you? ]%$PwN$%[ Been here long enough to see plenty of posters just like you , Scooter, and you sure won't be the last one either. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30734448  Germany12/24/2012 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| YourFatherInHeaven User ID: 22982908 United States12/24/2012 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world. Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb Not too far from the Truth. I did cure Cancer. aka TheRealJesus In the beginning I created the Heavens and the Earth. [link to www.photobucket.com] The Lord, I am your God |
| Sir Phydeau Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost. User ID: 22271457 United States12/24/2012 01:21 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Speaking Spanish. "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes "The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin Space Weather Monitor 1.1: Thread: Space weather gadget I made and am releasing here first. v1.3 released. The Self Defining Hebrew System: [link to www.thechronicleproject.org] Real men keep Torah. Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10. Avinu shebashamayim, yitkadesh shimkha. Tavo malkhutekha ye'aseh r'tzonekha ba'aretz ka'asher na'asah vashamayimTen-lanu haiyom lechem chukeinu. u'selach-lanu et-ashmateinu ka'asher solechim anachnu la'asher ashmu lanu. Ve'al-tevieinu lidei massah, ki im-hatsileinu min-hara. Ki lekha ha-mamlakha vehagevurah veha-tiferet l'olemei olamim. Amen. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30734448 Germany12/24/2012 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24113482  New Zealand12/24/2012 03:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Perseus7 User ID: 29317919 United States12/24/2012 04:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Perseus7 That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. You must be new here :%charlie%: Nope. Are you? ]%$PwN$%[ Been here long enough to see plenty of posters just like you , Scooter, and you sure won't be the last one either. k that made no sense. glhf 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30209454 United States12/24/2012 04:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30209454 United States12/24/2012 04:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Chip Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time. Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way.  :zod: Kneel to who? *•* This site is a bad influence on me! |
| Chris Hansen User ID: 30218139  Australia12/24/2012 05:31 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30687154 United States12/24/2012 05:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 18591269 United States12/24/2012 08:25 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is one of my past incarnations was the one known as Jesus? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30687154 I am here now as well, what then? Take your meds. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 744032  Canada12/24/2012 08:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30778302 United States12/24/2012 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both. But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other. Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.) Anyone wanna hang out on facebook? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30778302 United States12/24/2012 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| TT YHWH TT ScoTT Michael S. User ID: 4884715 United States12/24/2012 11:02 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .......?? I'd have 2 get high to deal with all the Bull shit Last Edited by TT YHWH TT on 12/24/2012 11:03 AM |
| omar User ID: 30403046  United Kingdom12/24/2012 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29553012 United States12/24/2012 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | good thing he's not a bitch and can pimp slap any fuqtard deceiver or betrayer on here. Quoting: Perseus7 [link to oldcatman-xxx.com] At least you know your place. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29553012 United States12/24/2012 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both. Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other. Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.) Anyone wanna hang out on facebook? You are proof and confirmation of Yeshua's VICTORY. The time for honoring your self will soon come to an end. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30778302 United States12/24/2012 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both. Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other. Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.) Anyone wanna hang out on facebook? You are proof and confirmation of Yeshua's VICTORY. The time for honoring your self will soon come to an end. You call that a cold rage? The Jesus can make a police station spontaneously combust. Wanna invest in a bridge? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24113482 New Zealand12/24/2012 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
