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If JESUS was on GLP...

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2012 01:23 AM
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Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Not too far from the Truth.

I did cure Cancer. aka TheRealJesus
 Quoting: YourFatherInHeaven


ya shall not lie
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12/24/2012 01:27 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
This is glp...traveling through it at times...
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I don't know...this place is crazy chuckle
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12/24/2012 01:42 AM
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[link to soundcloud.com (secure)]


He would this^

and that \/

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12/24/2012 01:43 AM
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12/24/2012 03:48 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12654195


holy moly - thos ar som major out of it links

pennywise
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12/24/2012 04:43 AM
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That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh.
 Quoting: Perseus7


You must be new here :%charlie%:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Nope. Are you?

]%$PwN$%[
 Quoting: Perseus7


Been here long enough to see plenty of posters just like you , Scooter, and you sure won't be the last one either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


k that made no sense. glhf


1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p
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12/24/2012 04:50 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time.
 Quoting: Chip


Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way. bonghit
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


:zod:
 Quoting: Chip


Kneel to who? *•*
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12/24/2012 04:50 AM
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Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time.
 Quoting: Chip


Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way. bonghit
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


:zod:
 Quoting: Chip


Kneel to who? *•*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30209454


This site is a bad influence on me!
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12/24/2012 05:31 AM
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Jesus is already here, he changed his name to Chris Hanson so all the fanboys don't bombard him with spam
..why don't you take a seat over there
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12/24/2012 05:35 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


clappa
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12/24/2012 05:37 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
What is one of my past incarnations was the one known as Jesus?

I am here now as well, what then?
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12/24/2012 08:26 AM
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Since there is not one molecule of proof he ever existed, I'm going to say he would do nothing...final anwser
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12/24/2012 10:49 AM
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I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both.

But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other.

Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.)

Anyone wanna hang out on facebook?
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12/24/2012 10:50 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
he would be silenced, just like twothousand years ago.
people didnt learn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30734448


You must be BAR examiner.
TT YHWH TT

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12/24/2012 11:02 AM
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.......??

I'd have 2 get high to deal with all the Bull shit bonghit



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12/24/2012 11:05 AM
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funchrist
:spyda:
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12/24/2012 11:08 AM
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good thing he's not a bitch and can pimp slap any fuqtard deceiver or betrayer on here.

[link to oldcatman-xxx.com]
 Quoting: Perseus7


At least you know your place.
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12/24/2012 11:10 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both.

But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other.

Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.)

Anyone wanna hang out on facebook?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


You are proof and confirmation of Yeshua's VICTORY. The time for honoring your self will soon come to an end.
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12/24/2012 11:13 AM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both.

But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other.

Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.)

Anyone wanna hang out on facebook?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


You are proof and confirmation of Yeshua's VICTORY. The time for honoring your self will soon come to an end.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553012


You call that a cold rage? The Jesus can make a police station spontaneously combust.

Wanna invest in a bridge?
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12/24/2012 02:49 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12654195


holy moley

some way out stuff at those links
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12/24/2012 03:28 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would leave
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01/03/2013 05:20 AM
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bump
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01/03/2013 05:21 AM
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i'd shoot him to see if he was the real deal..... lol...
then i'd ask questions.......
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie
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01/20/2013 12:04 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
I used my law degree to gain access to The Jesus's investments and left him so broke that he can afford a crappy house or a crappy car, but not both.

But it's OK, because he lives in the next state over, and our football teams hate each other.

Who do I see about my thirty pieces of silver. (I think I deserve the full crucifixion fee because he lost his health, died, and lost custody of his children and his wife left him after I robbed him.)

Anyone wanna hang out on facebook?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


You are proof and confirmation of Yeshua's VICTORY. The time for honoring your self will soon come to an end.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29553012


You call that a cold rage? The Jesus can make a police station spontaneously combust.

Wanna invest in a bridge?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm





lol

ashes from within pal
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01/20/2013 12:09 PM
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Have you the strength to break them?
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01/20/2013 12:10 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
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...what would he do?


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482


Spend this much time arguing

norespect
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01/20/2013 12:45 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
Jesus dont need computers because He is far more update than any computer they try reading minds He know years before the time what is going to happen to us in advance. Can you tjoml what Heaven will be !!
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01/20/2013 01:09 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would do what breakdancers do

the worm
backspin
headspin to helicopter
lockin
poppin

etc
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01/20/2013 01:10 PM
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Re: If JESUS was on GLP...
He would get crucified
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


trolled?
would he troll back also?

Last Edited by Used Rubber on 01/20/2013 01:10 PM
Please hold still so I can cut your hair long
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01/20/2013 01:29 PM
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...what would he do?


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482



Talk through those that are his children/friends/believers in his philosophy........sort of like he does now.





GLP