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I am Santa Claus and I am getting ready for tomorrow night - Ask me a question.

 
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I am Santa Claus and I am getting ready for tomorrow night - Ask me a question.
Ho ho ho.

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12/23/2012 09:53 PM
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Do people still leave milk and cookies out for you?

I know they used to when I was a kid, at least.
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12/23/2012 09:55 PM
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Do people still leave milk and cookies out for you?

I know they used to when I was a kid, at least.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


Yes, but the ones that leave Beer and Pizza get better presents.
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popexmas
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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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Did you get me that .308 AR with the 20 inch bull barrel and no less than 2000 rounds of hollowpoint ammo?
And some snickers bars?
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12/23/2012 09:58 PM
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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Do you wanna buy some?
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Re: I am Santa Claus and I am getting ready for tomorrow night - Ask me a question.
Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Chip we already seen that
ho ho ho
Merry Christmas!

:christmaspresent:
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12/23/2012 09:59 PM
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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Chip we already seen that
ho ho ho
Merry Christmas!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


No way she gets with that tubby mc fat fuck.
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Exactly how many grams of cocaine have you and the team snorted?
[link to nextgenfmradio.com] All night dance party yeah!

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12/23/2012 10:01 PM
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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Sorry, those cookies are for me only.
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Did you get me that .308 AR with the 20 inch bull barrel and no less than 2000 rounds of hollowpoint ammo?
And some snickers bars?
 Quoting: DooMCooN 1266067


No sorry, gun sales went through the roof and since I always put things off until the last minute there were none to buy.

BTW the elves suck at making guns they always fail and blow up when you shoot them.
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12/23/2012 10:03 PM
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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Chip we already seen that
ho ho ho
Merry Christmas!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


This is not Mrs Santa this is one of my "helpers". She helps me to keep a stiff handle on operations. :)
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Did you get me that .308 AR with the 20 inch bull barrel and no less than 2000 rounds of hollowpoint ammo?
And some snickers bars?
 Quoting: DooMCooN 1266067


No sorry, gun sales went through the roof and since I always put things off until the last minute there were none to buy.

BTW the elves suck at making guns they always fail and blow up when you shoot them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23022509


Well how about the snickers bars then?
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Exactly how many grams of cocaine have you and the team snorted?
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Plenty of snow at the north pole. :)
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Did you get me that .308 AR with the 20 inch bull barrel and no less than 2000 rounds of hollowpoint ammo?
And some snickers bars?
 Quoting: DooMCooN 1266067


No sorry, gun sales went through the roof and since I always put things off until the last minute there were none to buy.

BTW the elves suck at making guns they always fail and blow up when you shoot them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23022509


Well how about the snickers bars then?
 Quoting: DooMCooN 1266067


Ate them all, how else do you think I got so fat.
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12/23/2012 10:10 PM
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Exactly how many grams of cocaine have you and the team snorted?
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Plenty of snow at the north pole. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23022509


Ya, and speaking of which .. shouldn't you be getting back there?
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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Chip we already seen that
ho ho ho
Merry Christmas!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Damn she's hot...I bet she has..er makes some killer pie!!!
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Chip we already seen that
ho ho ho
Merry Christmas!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Damn she's hot...I bet she has..er makes some killer pie!!!
 Quoting: Chip


I'd like her to wrap my present if you catch my drift...
[link to nextgenfmradio.com] All night dance party yeah!

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Any MILF picks of Mrs.Santa?
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Chip we already seen that
ho ho ho
Merry Christmas!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Damn she's hot...I bet she has..er makes some killer pie!!!
 Quoting: Chip


dribble
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Re: I am Santa Claus and I am getting ready for tomorrow night - Ask me a question.
why are you so fat ??

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I think we all just made the naughty list.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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Ho ho ho.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23022509


Ah...lol


I needed that laugh tonight.

Love that movie.
[link to nextgenfmradio.com] All night dance party yeah!

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I think we all just made the naughty list.
 Quoting: Chip


cruise


one can only hope
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12/23/2012 10:27 PM
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Hello Santa, feel free to bypass my house this year. There are real kids in real need all over the world, so rather than waste your time and efforts on my kids, please give anything they might have gotten, to a poor deserving child.
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Gonna find out whos Illmi-Naughti or nice ? banana2
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12/23/2012 10:49 PM
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Exactly how many grams of cocaine have you and the team snorted?
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Plenty of snow at the north pole. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23022509


Ya, and speaking of which .. shouldn't you be getting back there?
 Quoting: Mr. Know-it-all 3064002


We have net here
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why are you so fat ??

5abanana2rockontoungetomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19315397


Eating disorder. Plus I drink a lot of ale
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12/23/2012 10:51 PM
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Ya best pack your level 3 vest.

It's getting hairy out there!
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are you still being escorted by CF-18's? :gdb:
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They were too slow. Left em in the dust
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Ya best pack your level 3 vest.

It's getting hairy out there!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1333814


My sleigh is tricked out with all the best tech. You don't really think I travel around at the speeds I do with my head sticking up in the air do ya? Lol

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