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If GLP Thread Titles were Honest

 
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12/23/2012 10:04 PM
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If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
"Breaking! I'm Schizophrenic, Christian and Made My Own Calendar!!!"

"Pin THIS!!! I Think All Blacks are Violent Criminals!"

"BREAKING--I Fried My Brain Watching Dot-Connecting Videos on YouTube and Now I Think Bruce Willis and JayZ are Luciferians"

"I Know Jack Shit. Ask Me Anything"

"People Aren't Born Gay and PS, I'm Secretly Gay"

"Obama has Dark Skin. Get him!"

"I Hate Jews and That's Why Whites are the Real Jews"

"I Wish David Wilcock were Gay so that He Might Make Out with Me"

"They'll Never Take Muh Guns--OH SHIT! HERE! TAKE EM!"

"My Wife Cheated on Me Because I Spend Too Much Time on the Internet"

"I Know Absolutely Nothing About Adam Lanza and the Sandy Hook Massacre"

"100% PROOF That CGI Spaceships are Easy to Make!"




Can you guys think of some more?

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12/23/2012 10:11 PM
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"The Nobody is Actually Nobody. No--Seriously"
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12/23/2012 10:13 PM
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My balls smell like A-1 steak sauce.
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12/23/2012 10:17 PM
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"I Will Now Post Wall After Wall of Bible Scriptures Just in Case You Missed Them in My Signature"
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12/23/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
Yours could be,

"I am an attention whore, please lavish attention on me"
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12/23/2012 10:22 PM
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"Prophetic Dream--Mom Making Chicken and Stovetop Tonight?"
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12/23/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
Yours could be,

"I am an attention whore, please lavish attention on me"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30729623


A sense of humor eludes you?
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12/23/2012 10:24 PM
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We would all be dead a hundred times over...just this month!
I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas!
Semper Fi USMC
Very much an Occams Razor kind of guy.
Bridging the gap between "It can't happen to us" and "We're all going to die".
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12/23/2012 10:25 PM

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Sensationalism is so sensational.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

every-citizen
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12/23/2012 10:26 PM
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BREAKING!! ALL 2 BILLION+ MUSLIMS WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD

Last Edited by mrmuffins69 on 12/23/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
Sensationalism is so sensational.
 Quoting: Chip


it is, though--isn't it?
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12/23/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
Best thread in a while.
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PHOTOS SHOW PLANET IN SKY! CREATED BY PHOTOSHOP! IS IT NIBIRU?
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"Jesus Appears to a Hallucinating Mental Patient"
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Re: If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
Best thread in a while.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


hf
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"Ascension--WTF Am I Even Talking About?!"
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12/23/2012 10:33 PM
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BREAKING INSTA-PIN...Eat just got cornholed by Brief and liked it.
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12/23/2012 10:34 PM
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PALESTINIANS HAVE THE LAND THAT WAS PROMISED TO US OVER 3000 YEARS AGO, WE MUST KILL THEM ALL CUZ GOD SAID SO
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12/23/2012 10:36 PM
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Re: If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
Yours could be,

"I am an attention whore, please lavish attention on me"
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banana2

That could go for around 95% of the threads here.

if not all of them.
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12/23/2012 10:38 PM
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Hagal and Valuga are really the names of my left and right man boobs. They make slapping sounds when I do jumping jacks. In stead of getting depressed, I interpret it as their own language.
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"Lady GaGa is Fucking Hot. I Would Nail Her. I Would Also Nail Michelle Obama."
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12/23/2012 10:40 PM
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5 *s! You made me smile, and you kinda remind me of the Grinch who ruined glp.. chuckle
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12/23/2012 10:41 PM
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"Obama is Bad but Taft was a Goddamn Imbecile"
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12/23/2012 10:42 PM
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All stereotypes are absolutely true. No arguing even in the face of facts. That's the mainstream view unfortunately.
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5 *s! You made me smile, and you kinda remind me of the Grinch who ruined glp.. chuckle
 Quoting: Astrid 30331878


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"Lady GaGa is Fucking Hot. I Would Nail Her. I Would Also Nail Michelle Obama."
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That would have been me.

Nail/Tap/Sex' em all up!
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Sensationalism is so sensational.
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applause2applause2
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"Fandango Rangers WILL Save your Ass!"
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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"Muslims are Violent. Let's Kill Some!"
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"I had a prophetic dream that I started a thread on GLP!"

Last Edited by Hellena Handbasket on 12/23/2012 10:50 PM
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"Lady GaGa is Fucking Hot. I Would Nail Her. I Would Also Nail Michelle Obama."
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