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If GLP Thread Titles were Honest

 
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"GLP I lost my key's"
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"William & Kate's Royal Baby--Antichrist or Precious Newborn Infant?!!"
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"Breaking! I'm Schizophrenic, Christian and Made My Own Calendar!!!"

"Pin THIS!!! I Think All Blacks are Violent Criminals!"

"BREAKING--I Fried My Brain Watching Dot-Connecting Videos on YouTube and Now I Think Bruce Willis and JayZ are Luciferians"

"I Know Jack Shit. Ask Me Anything"

"People Aren't Born Gay and PS, I'm Secretly Gay"

"Obama has Dark Skin. Get him!"

"I Hate Jews and That's Why Whites are the Real Jews"

"I Wish David Wilcock were Gay so that He Might Make Out with Me"

"They'll Never Take Muh Guns--OH SHIT! HERE! TAKE EM!"

"My Wife Cheated on Me Because I Spend Too Much Time on the Internet"

"I Know Absolutely Nothing About Adam Lanza and the Sandy Hook Massacre"

"100% PROOF That CGI Spaceships are Easy to Make!"




Can you guys think of some more?

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OK I pinned it OP, now provide the funz you fuckas.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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"I Am the Messiah and I've Been on Bathsalts for Three Weeks"
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"Breaking! I'm Schizophrenic, Christian and Made My Own Calendar!!!"

"Pin THIS!!! I Think All Blacks are Violent Criminals!"

"BREAKING--I Fried My Brain Watching Dot-Connecting Videos on YouTube and Now I Think Bruce Willis and JayZ are Luciferians"

"I Know Jack Shit. Ask Me Anything"

"People Aren't Born Gay and PS, I'm Secretly Gay"

"Obama has Dark Skin. Get him!"

"I Hate Jews and That's Why Whites are the Real Jews"

"I Wish David Wilcock were Gay so that He Might Make Out with Me"

"They'll Never Take Muh Guns--OH SHIT! HERE! TAKE EM!"

"My Wife Cheated on Me Because I Spend Too Much Time on the Internet"

"I Know Absolutely Nothing About Adam Lanza and the Sandy Hook Massacre"

"100% PROOF That CGI Spaceships are Easy to Make!"




Can you guys think of some more?

tpblahblahtp
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OK I pinned it OP, now provide the funz you fuckas.
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Sweet, man! You rock!

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Attn. LIGHTWORKERS: Anybody got a match?
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A+ thread. Would read again
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" Hey look at this video of a cloaked ufo coughcoughcough cloud I made in the backyard while I was high ".
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A+ thread. Would read again
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hf
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"I Am the Messiah and I've Been on Bathsalts for Three Weeks"
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chuckle good one, lots of those in here I suspect-
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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As somebody who's made plenty of troll threads about David Wilcock's sexuality, I applaud this and find it very amusing.
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12/24/2012 12:19 AM
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LOLOLOL absolutely!!

5 STARS!!
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12/24/2012 12:20 AM
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SIGN THIS PETITION THAT ACTUALLY WON'T AFFECT JACKSHIT!!
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"OMG PIN THIS URGENTLY! THIS ASTRONOMIC SOFTWARE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND FOR SHIT SEEMS TO BE INDICATING IMMINENT NIBIRU DOOMSDAY FOR EARTH!!!"

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"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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"Breaking! I'm Schizophrenic, Christian and Made My Own Calendar!!!"

"Pin THIS!!! I Think All Blacks are Violent Criminals!"

"BREAKING--I Fried My Brain Watching Dot-Connecting Videos on YouTube and Now I Think Bruce Willis and JayZ are Luciferians"

"I Know Jack Shit. Ask Me Anything"

"People Aren't Born Gay and PS, I'm Secretly Gay"

"Obama has Dark Skin. Get him!"

"I Hate Jews and That's Why Whites are the Real Jews"

"I Wish David Wilcock were Gay so that He Might Make Out with Me"

"They'll Never Take Muh Guns--OH SHIT! HERE! TAKE EM!"

"My Wife Cheated on Me Because I Spend Too Much Time on the Internet"

"I Know Absolutely Nothing About Adam Lanza and the Sandy Hook Massacre"

"100% PROOF That CGI Spaceships are Easy to Make!"




Can you guys think of some more?

tpblahblahtp
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Haha, thanks for the laughs, much appreciated lolsign
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Lol nice thread OP. :D

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Were you gifted
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Were you gifted
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"I Am the Messiah and I've Been on Bathsalts for Three Weeks"
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chuckle good one, lots of those in here I suspect-
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Yeah...a certain Scott S c AD or whatever the fuck comes to mind. You know--the poor crazy fuck who thinks every word divinely spells his name? Dude's gotta lay off the salts!
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"I'M TRINITY THE ADMIN, I SUPER PINNED THIS THREAD SO YOU CAN ALL COME INSIDE AND KISS MY ASS"

TRUESTORY
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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"-APOLLYON-Mega CRESCENDO--Took Out the Trash This Morning"
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ROFL!!

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I feel this is just another thing that makes GLP special, rather than boring over logical less expression proper english!
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"I am the Real John Leer's Biggest Fanboy"
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IMMINENT MEGA QUAKE IN WHO GIVES A FUCK! lol no i just need attention
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"Were you gifted in grade school? We are special princesses!"

"Blacks are inferior, article by white supremacist"

"Mayan doom already happened!!, I think I sharted maybe"

"Earthquake predictons by 4th grade science graduate" doom.

"I hate myself and I need glp's pity party to hug me"

"What are the best videos to watch, because I just need someone to talk to"

Man awakes from coma and sees angels, sun times article within"

I just ascended to the 24th dimension, want some pot dude?"

Calling all lightworkers! - tell me it's okay to have dilusions of granduer"


Thanks for the shot out last time op. I'm a cynical prick, and I come here a lot. :)
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Here's another

"THREAD FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY(MEANING FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY HEATHENS), COME INSIDE TO ENDURE ALL THESE BORING AND INCOHERENT BIBLE VERSES I'VE COPIED AND PASTED SO WE CAN ALL CIRCLE JERK ABOUT HOW SPECIAL WE ARE"
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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"I'M TRINITY THE ADMIN, I SUPER PINNED THIS THREAD SO YOU CAN ALL COME INSIDE AND KISS MY ASS"

:TRUESTORY:
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10+
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Attn. LIGHTWORKERS: Anybody got a match?
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LOL!
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"The Christ, The Serpent and the Divine Spiral are Some Words I Put Together"
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Here's another

"THREAD FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY(MEANING FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY HEATHENS), COME INSIDE TO ENDURE ALL THESE BORING AND INCOHERENT BIBLE VERSES I'VE COPIED AND PASTED SO WE CAN ALL CIRCLE JERK ABOUT HOW SPECIAL WE ARE"
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