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If GLP Thread Titles were Honest

 
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"Were you gifted in grade school? We are special princesses!"

"Blacks are inferior, article by white supremacist"

"Mayan doom already happened!!, I think I sharted maybe"

"Earthquake predictons by 4th grade science graduate" doom.

"I hate myself and I need glp's pity party to hug me"

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I just ascended to the 24th dimension, want some pot dude?"

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Thanks for the shot out last time op. I'm a cynical prick, and I come here a lot. :)
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You're on a rollllll!
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12/24/2012 12:35 AM

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"Even though I deny having a mental illness, I think anyone who touches their face is a mason working with a secret reptilian cabal"

and to go with that one

"I post here frequently because I am not mentally fit enough to discern the difference between being mocked and taken seriously, ask me a question"
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EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon
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"Free Tarot Reading! Now How the Fuck Do I Do This?"
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"The Christ, The Serpent and the Divine Spiral are Some Words I Put Together"
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Not sure other people are totally grasping the concept. It's not 'accurate descriptions of what threads mean', it's actual thread titles written as what they actually contain.. with that, this one made me lol real fucking hard.
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EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon
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CRUISE
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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I think I met my sarcastic soul mate. Op, ftw.
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Can you guys think of some more?

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EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon
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CRUISE
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Oh god, though it's a bit long, this is pure fuckin gold. Fuckin gold.
I actually think I've seen that thread.
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E.T. Phone Home, B*tch!


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EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon
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CRUISE
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Oh god, though it's a bit long, this is pure fuckin gold. Fuckin gold.
I actually think I've seen that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3134219


I wouldn't doubt it ohyeah
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Can you guys think of some more?

tpblahblahtp
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BREAKING: I Think I'm Funny But I'm Really An Arsehole Douchbag


burnit
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What's wrong, too close to home?
Sorry, no gay bashing in this thread..for once.
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Can you guys think of some more?

tpblahblahtp
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BREAKING: I Think I'm Funny But I'm Really An Arsehole Douchbag


burnit
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knockoutOP
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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I think I met my sarcastic soul mate. Op, ftw.
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indeed. Fuck it hard and lie to your parents about it.
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EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon
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CRUISE
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Oh god, though it's a bit long, this is pure fuckin gold. Fuckin gold.
I actually think I've seen that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3134219


thank you thank you im just doing my part to make people laugh.
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Can you guys think of some more?

tpblahblahtp
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BREAKING: I Think I'm Funny But I'm Really An Arsehole Douchbag


burnit
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knockoutOP
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Lover, not a fighter.
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My parents are aware of my sexual exploits, or will be, it's in my Christmas letter to them. :)
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Re: If GLP Thread Titles were Honest
EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon
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CRUISE
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Oh god, though it's a bit long, this is pure fuckin gold. Fuckin gold.
I actually think I've seen that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3134219


Eh. Not that funny at all.
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EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon
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CRUISE
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Oh god, though it's a bit long, this is pure fuckin gold. Fuckin gold.
I actually think I've seen that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3134219


Eh. Not that funny at all.
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Of course not, Australia is creationism's second home.
To the rest of us, that enjoy humor, it's a riot.
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This is OP. Just got banned on my wireless.
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"My below average penis requires a subnormal virgin."
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"I'm in love with Jesus, that's why I hate faggots"

"My boyfriend just left me, tell me I'm pretty :'("

"GLP interviews mediocre vh1 star, don't want to miss (inside info)

"Science makes my head hurt, direct proof of a jesuits conspiracy"

"Chemtrails are bad, I just saw a documentary"

"TAXPAYERS WILL BE FORCED INTO LABOR CAMPS, INSIDE INFO FROM BABYLON AD! WON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT. I DON'T."

DOES ANYONE FEEL THAT TODAY?, OR AM I JUST LONELY?"

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I wanted to do a bunch on creationism, but I'm not trying to turn this into something else. I'm done now, you guys have fun. Nite nite.
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This is OP. Just got banned on my wireless.
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Don't take it personally, I get banned once a week. This place hates us. Not sure why, we are the good ones. Unbann him mods! This dude is my sarcastic soulmate! Wtf. Haha.

Oh and please don't ban me! I'm just trying to make people laugh too.
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This Just IN! I have an anxiety disorder, and if Nibiru were to be about to kill us all it'd make alot more sense!!
Do You Guys Believe SevenOfNine and Chokotay Hook Up? Where Did That Come From?
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Breaking! Jesus is love, and loves all gods creations. Except of course for faggots who should be killed on sight!
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"There is No Uncle"

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"The Nobody is Actually Nobody. No--Seriously"
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Truth: A message to God
Have always believed in something higher than all of us... That being god. I don't know what my purpose was in this life? But, I did it wholeheartedly with open arms to all with Love what is instinctually built within this human vessel of mine. This is all I know... Yes, I'm human and I've made mistakes as many of us do. Do I regret some of them yes! Did I learn from them? Yes... Would I do them over again? Yes... Some of my best memories are in the mistakes. The Wild side so to speak... It felt good. But, not who I really am deep down inside. I despise the spotlight & would never attemp to go there, private that's the way I like it. I respect people and there choice of religion or whatever it is they practice. Life should be fun and magical.... Childlike. Until we have to grow up of course. *•*
So this year a question in my head was.... " How can an individual love God first"? I can see my children whom I love with every ounce of my being. I can touch them, hold them, feel them, smell them. How can I possibly admit to putting God first? It's been an ongoing battle & refusal down to the core... Believing he's there just refusing to admit it, Rebellious, you could call it?
Last night... I Broke down... A deep pain... Finally admitting that I've always loved him... But, it took all of this!!! To say to myself... My heart won't let God go. Not yesterday, not today, not ever! Do I regret this part of myself? Yes...
Whatever happens to any of us in this Life, however long we are here? Whoever we are? I can see clearly again & enjoying my days. My heart is wounded from my actions alone & in time... time will heal all things. Truth: I can finally say this heart of mine belongs to the # 1 Love of my Life "God"... So in turn with his Grace I can continue to Love my family & the rest of humanity.
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Random babble! enter to see if its the .01% that's worthhile.
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"Pin THIS!!! I Think All Blacks are Violent Criminals!"
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OP, you're highly dishonest. And since the theme of your thread is about honesty, that makes you a fucking hypocrite. And there are no worse people in the world than hypocrites.

Very few people here or anywhere else say "all blacks are violent criminals". But an honest evaluation of the topic would reveal that there are far too many violent blacks, and that your odds of being assaulted, robbed by, raped by or murdered by a black person is exponentially higher than by any other race.

Is that the same as saying "all blacks are violent criminals?" Of course not. Even a liberal scumbag like you must realize that. And yet, your shameless sophistry doesn't do anyone any good. It doesn't help blacks or whites to pretend that a very serious problem doesn't exist in the black culture. How many Sandy Hook mass murders would it take to equal the number of victims in black-on-anyone violent crimes per year? 300? 400? That's a fucking PATHETIC track record for your beloved African-American race. You should be ashamed to defend them in any way, shape or form. You and those like you are worse than the Muslim community that screams bloody murder over an image of Mohammed but remains silent whenever someone is beheaded or a bomb explodes in the name of the religion of peace. There are more acts of black violence in America than acts of Muslim terrorism worldwide, and yet you defend them with lame, obvious and irrelevant arguments about how all blacks aren't criminals. Gee really? Jesus Christ you're a fucking moron.

You want to keep peddling lies and calling it honesty, that's fine. But we get enough of that from the mainstream media. That's why we come here: for actual truth, not the kind of politically correct bullshit you're trying to sell. So fuck off, get in your car and drive a hundred miles an hour into the nearest telephone poll. Please.
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