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If GLP Thread Titles were Honest

 
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12/24/2012 12:13 AM
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"I Am the Messiah and I've Been on Bathsalts for Three Weeks"
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12/24/2012 12:14 AM
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"Breaking! I'm Schizophrenic, Christian and Made My Own Calendar!!!"

"Pin THIS!!! I Think All Blacks are Violent Criminals!"

"BREAKING--I Fried My Brain Watching Dot-Connecting Videos on YouTube and Now I Think Bruce Willis and JayZ are Luciferians"

"I Know Jack Shit. Ask Me Anything"

"People Aren't Born Gay and PS, I'm Secretly Gay"

"Obama has Dark Skin. Get him!"

"I Hate Jews and That's Why Whites are the Real Jews"

"I Wish David Wilcock were Gay so that He Might Make Out with Me"

"They'll Never Take Muh Guns--OH SHIT! HERE! TAKE EM!"

"My Wife Cheated on Me Because I Spend Too Much Time on the Internet"

"I Know Absolutely Nothing About Adam Lanza and the Sandy Hook Massacre"

"100% PROOF That CGI Spaceships are Easy to Make!"




Can you guys think of some more?

tpblahblahtp
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OK I pinned it OP, now provide the funz you fuckas.
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Sweet, man! You rock!

5a
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Attn. LIGHTWORKERS: Anybody got a match?
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A+ thread. Would read again
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12/24/2012 12:16 AM
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" Hey look at this video of a cloaked ufo coughcoughcough cloud I made in the backyard while I was high ".
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12/24/2012 12:18 AM
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A+ thread. Would read again
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hf
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12/24/2012 12:18 AM
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"I Am the Messiah and I've Been on Bathsalts for Three Weeks"
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chuckle good one, lots of those in here I suspect-
Banned as usual.

“It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.”
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12/24/2012 12:18 AM
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As somebody who's made plenty of troll threads about David Wilcock's sexuality, I applaud this and find it very amusing.
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12/24/2012 12:19 AM
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LOLOLOL absolutely!!

5 STARS!!
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12/24/2012 12:20 AM
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SIGN THIS PETITION THAT ACTUALLY WON'T AFFECT JACKSHIT!!
Manu-Koelbren

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12/24/2012 12:21 AM
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"OMG PIN THIS URGENTLY! THIS ASTRONOMIC SOFTWARE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND FOR SHIT SEEMS TO BE INDICATING IMMINENT NIBIRU DOOMSDAY FOR EARTH!!!"

nibirudoom
Banned as usual.

“It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.”
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"Breaking! I'm Schizophrenic, Christian and Made My Own Calendar!!!"

"Pin THIS!!! I Think All Blacks are Violent Criminals!"

"BREAKING--I Fried My Brain Watching Dot-Connecting Videos on YouTube and Now I Think Bruce Willis and JayZ are Luciferians"

"I Know Jack Shit. Ask Me Anything"

"People Aren't Born Gay and PS, I'm Secretly Gay"

"Obama has Dark Skin. Get him!"

"I Hate Jews and That's Why Whites are the Real Jews"

"I Wish David Wilcock were Gay so that He Might Make Out with Me"

"They'll Never Take Muh Guns--OH SHIT! HERE! TAKE EM!"

"My Wife Cheated on Me Because I Spend Too Much Time on the Internet"

"I Know Absolutely Nothing About Adam Lanza and the Sandy Hook Massacre"

"100% PROOF That CGI Spaceships are Easy to Make!"




Can you guys think of some more?

tpblahblahtp
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Haha, thanks for the laughs, much appreciated lolsign
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12/24/2012 12:22 AM
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Lol nice thread OP. :D

:al1:
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12/24/2012 12:25 AM
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Were you gifted
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Were you gifted
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"I Am the Messiah and I've Been on Bathsalts for Three Weeks"
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chuckle good one, lots of those in here I suspect-
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Yeah...a certain Scott S c AD or whatever the fuck comes to mind. You know--the poor crazy fuck who thinks every word divinely spells his name? Dude's gotta lay off the salts!
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"I'M TRINITY THE ADMIN, I SUPER PINNED THIS THREAD SO YOU CAN ALL COME INSIDE AND KISS MY ASS"

TRUESTORY
Banned as usual.

“It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.”
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12/24/2012 12:28 AM
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"-APOLLYON-Mega CRESCENDO--Took Out the Trash This Morning"
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ROFL!!

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12/24/2012 12:30 AM
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I feel this is just another thing that makes GLP special, rather than boring over logical less expression proper english!
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12/24/2012 12:31 AM
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"I am the Real John Leer's Biggest Fanboy"
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12/24/2012 12:31 AM
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IMMINENT MEGA QUAKE IN WHO GIVES A FUCK! lol no i just need attention
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"Were you gifted in grade school? We are special princesses!"

"Blacks are inferior, article by white supremacist"

"Mayan doom already happened!!, I think I sharted maybe"

"Earthquake predictons by 4th grade science graduate" doom.

"I hate myself and I need glp's pity party to hug me"

"What are the best videos to watch, because I just need someone to talk to"

Man awakes from coma and sees angels, sun times article within"

I just ascended to the 24th dimension, want some pot dude?"

Calling all lightworkers! - tell me it's okay to have dilusions of granduer"


Thanks for the shot out last time op. I'm a cynical prick, and I come here a lot. :)
Manu-Koelbren

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12/24/2012 12:32 AM
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Here's another

"THREAD FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY(MEANING FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY HEATHENS), COME INSIDE TO ENDURE ALL THESE BORING AND INCOHERENT BIBLE VERSES I'VE COPIED AND PASTED SO WE CAN ALL CIRCLE JERK ABOUT HOW SPECIAL WE ARE"
Banned as usual.

“It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.”
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"I'M TRINITY THE ADMIN, I SUPER PINNED THIS THREAD SO YOU CAN ALL COME INSIDE AND KISS MY ASS"

:TRUESTORY:
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


10+
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12/24/2012 12:33 AM
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Attn. LIGHTWORKERS: Anybody got a match?
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LOL!
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"The Christ, The Serpent and the Divine Spiral are Some Words I Put Together"
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12/24/2012 12:34 AM
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Here's another

"THREAD FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY(MEANING FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY HEATHENS), COME INSIDE TO ENDURE ALL THESE BORING AND INCOHERENT BIBLE VERSES I'VE COPIED AND PASTED SO WE CAN ALL CIRCLE JERK ABOUT HOW SPECIAL WE ARE"
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1rof1
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"Were you gifted in grade school? We are special princesses!"

"Blacks are inferior, article by white supremacist"

"Mayan doom already happened!!, I think I sharted maybe"

"Earthquake predictons by 4th grade science graduate" doom.

"I hate myself and I need glp's pity party to hug me"

"What are the best videos to watch, because I just need someone to talk to"

Man awakes from coma and sees angels, sun times article within"

I just ascended to the 24th dimension, want some pot dude?"

Calling all lightworkers! - tell me it's okay to have dilusions of granduer"


Thanks for the shot out last time op. I'm a cynical prick, and I come here a lot. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3134219


You're on a rollllll!
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12/24/2012 12:35 AM
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"Even though I deny having a mental illness, I think anyone who touches their face is a mason working with a secret reptilian cabal"

and to go with that one

"I post here frequently because I am not mentally fit enough to discern the difference between being mocked and taken seriously, ask me a question"
Wouldn't it be great to heal the world, with only a song?
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12/24/2012 12:37 AM
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EVOLUTION DEBUNKED!!! bible describes dinosaurs speaking english and trading goods with humans. here are random bible verses to prove im a loon





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