Carbon dating isn't hard science and the world is 6,000 years old.

Zeta talk isn't just Nancy in a weird voice.

no name is a great radio host.

every fucking thing that happens is a conspiracy.

Buy Gold or Silver to protect your wealth .

Cameras everywhere in Jessica Simpson's House .

Obama is a ( insert theory here )

If I kiss enough ass I won't be Ban-ed

Jupiter ingition ( I actually liked this one)

The faked moon landings

I am (whatever) ask me a question