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What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?

 
OVRANALYZE

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12/23/2012 11:09 PM

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What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
tired of seeing gift wrap, boxes, bags..it's taken over the kitchen and dining room tables. also, kids toys are closing in from each side. the more i throw or give away, the more i find.
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12/23/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Nothing, just placemats. Clean as a whistle.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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12/23/2012 11:13 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I'm too poor to afford a kitchen table


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naw its actually clear for the first time in a while

usually keep books, junk, canned goods, tobacco... its a catch all for everything lol
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12/23/2012 11:14 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Dead Hookers.
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12/23/2012 11:15 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
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12/23/2012 11:17 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Booze and tasty nom noms.
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12/23/2012 11:17 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Wiring pieces, pliers and stuff left over from installing the dishwasher. Maybe clean it up tomorrow before breakfast on Christmas morning.
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12/23/2012 11:20 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I'm too poor to afford a kitchen table


sad


cruise


naw its actually clear for the first time in a while

usually keep books, junk, canned goods, tobacco... its a catch all for everything lol
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chuckle yes, there is always something covering it up. papers, giant purses, etc etc etc
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12/23/2012 11:20 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
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i laughed out loud when i read that
that's exactly what's on my kitchen table !!!
cept there's a cutting mat & my sewing box.
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Dead Hookers.
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12/23/2012 11:24 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
just a crystal ball on the dining room table.
i dont consider that clutter though.
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12/23/2012 11:28 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
 Quoting: Turtles Voice


i laughed out loud when i read that
that's exactly what's on my kitchen table !!!
cept there's a cutting mat & my sewing box.
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LOL..funny stuff.
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12/23/2012 11:30 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
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Oh, so there's a UFO on your table!

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Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
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12/23/2012 11:39 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
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Oh, so there's a UFO on your table!

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hilarious
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12/23/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Dead Hookers.
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I laughed out loud when I saw that
thats exactly whats on my kitchen table
cept theres a cutting mat and my sewing box


Well it does fit doesnt it...bwahahahaha
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12/23/2012 11:45 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Cardboard shipping tube, bubble wrap, vegetable oil, duct tape, scissors and a cantaloupe.
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12/23/2012 11:46 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I have a dining room ? damned
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Cardboard shipping tube, bubble wrap, vegetable oil, duct tape, scissors and a cantaloupe.
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at least you have some fruit to balance it out.
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12/23/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I'm glad you didn't ask what's on your kitchen counter. That would have been a much longer list.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Christmas crap, wrapping paper etc and a large ginger cat.

*throws shoe*

Fat bastard was chewing on the gifts.
'Magically Delicious'
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12/23/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I'm glad you didn't ask what's on your kitchen counter. That would have been a much longer list.
 Quoting: Ad Lib


OK, I'm telling..feel like full disclosure tonight.

Strawberries, blueberries, grapes, a cut up lime, an empty beer bottle, half a bottle of wine, container of coffee grounds, not one but two rolls of saran wrap, and a wax fragrance device, and a used cup with teabag still in it.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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12/23/2012 11:53 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I'm glad you didn't ask what's on your kitchen counter. That would have been a much longer list.
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lol..yep same here. although i did pick up quite a lot today
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12/23/2012 11:55 PM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I'm glad you didn't ask what's on your kitchen counter. That would have been a much longer list.
 Quoting: Ad Lib


OK, I'm telling..feel like full disclosure tonight.

Strawberries, blueberries, grapes, a cut up lime, an empty beer bottle, half a bottle of wine, container of coffee grounds, not one but two rolls of saran wrap, and a wax fragrance device, and a used cup with teabag still in it.
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sounds about like mine except for the 10 salt and pepper shakers and 2 loafs of bread
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12/24/2012 12:00 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
I have a dining room ? damned
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Are you aiming this question at someone that knows the answer or are you just wanting us to guess?
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12/24/2012 12:13 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Christmas shit!
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12/24/2012 12:15 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
 Quoting: Turtles Voice


LOL...same here only my unfinished project is three princess dresses for my girls....I have 24 hours yet and two to go.
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12/24/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
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LOL...same here only my unfinished project is three princess dresses for my girls....I have 24 hours yet and two to go.
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Forgot to say, my two cats are laying on the only two empty spots because I chased them off until they figured it out.
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Cardboard shipping tube, bubble wrap, vegetable oil, duct tape, scissors and a cantaloupe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30752279


at least you have some fruit to balance it out.
 Quoting: OVRANALYZE


The melon is for after supper.
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12/24/2012 12:24 AM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Heinous "Mayan" mermaid statue that my husband secretly bought on our cruise last week, hoping she will go live at his office shortly! Wrapping paper, some presents still to be wrapped, tape, bows, scissors...pumpkin cake.

Last Edited by snark on 12/24/2012 12:25 AM
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12/24/2012 12:26 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
A table is to put things on, what are you, a food stylist or photog for Martha Stewart?
Enjoy your dam table!
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12/24/2012 12:32 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Heinous "Mayan" mermaid statue that my husband secretly bought on our cruise last week, hoping she will go live at his office shortly! Wrapping paper, some presents still to be wrapped, tape, bows, scissors...pumpkin cake.
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