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What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?

 
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12/24/2012 12:49 AM
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3 telephones,3 shortwave radios,1 computer monitor,1 ham radio,1 pocket knife,1 solar radio,binoculars,2 flashlights, 1 leather bound notebook,3 zippo lighters,2 fountain pens,a compass,a pocket watch, ,a toy robot,1 officially licensed replica of Bela Lugosi's ring from the dracula films,a briar pipe with tobacco that is at least 2 years old in it, and a large gold porcelain skull I call Roy.
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12/24/2012 12:52 AM

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tired of seeing gift wrap, boxes, bags..it's taken over the kitchen and dining room tables. also, kids toys are closing in from each side. the more i throw or give away, the more i find.
 Quoting: OVRANALYZE


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Last Edited by Phillip J. Fry on 12/24/2012 12:54 AM
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12/24/2012 12:57 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
all my bills that I cant pay.. they have been collecting there for the last 3-4 months.. I don't even open them anymore... This Christmas sucks... couldn't even get my kids presents.
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
2-green tea cups w/chamomile tea bags still attached
7-starbucks raw sugar pkts
1/2 eaten Banh Tet Nhan Chuol(from Vietnamese neighbors)
1 liter of iceland pure spring water
2-wine glasses
fruit bowl w/clementines, green apples, banannas
round nutcracker bowl w/almonds,pecans,hazlenuts,brazilian nuts
3-Christmas trays
2-cookie boxes
4-Christmas cards
2-pens-one green and one red and vial of bic white out...
sundays paper still in wrapper
1-flashlight
1 pair of fuzzy socks with fuzzy mittens
3-quartz pink rocks i found yesterday when riding my bike
1-long white feather-found yesterday when riding my bike(that was fun!!!

Amazingly, I still have room for more stuff...going to organize tomorrow! Peace.
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12/24/2012 01:17 AM
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1 large aquatic themed ceramic bowl in which rest 3 small succulents in 3 inch ceramic pots over a hand crocheted, white, sea shell pattern table cloth beneath a five sconce chandelier.
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12/24/2012 01:20 AM
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I have lots of Fengshit laying around on it
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12/24/2012 01:33 AM
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Small Christmas Tree with little buildings around the bottom
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12/24/2012 01:46 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Small black christmas tree with presents around it. The stores were out of the small green trees.
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12/24/2012 02:12 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
My FREE "new" used microwave/exhaust hood combo that came with my "new" 6 year old stove. I'm waiting on my husband to install it. The monstrosity has been sitting there a month.


If he doesn't do it soon, I guess Ill put in back in its box and put it away in the attic along with the Christmas decorations. I'll pull it back out next year at Christmas and let it sit on my table waiting for him to install it again...He probably won't even notice a thing...sigh
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12/24/2012 02:25 AM
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Oh, this is fun! I have a mountain of crap!

*Photo ID
*Pen
*Spare reading glasses
*Handwritten recipe for playdough
*Tissues
*Magazines
*Healthy cooking for kids cookbook
*Bills - all paid, hooray!
*Christmas paper
*Sticky Tape
*A basket full of toys
*A computer, keyboard and mouse.

I am super jealous of everyone with cats. I'm not allowed to have one!
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12/24/2012 02:34 AM
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Kitchen Table:

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OVRANALYZE (OP)

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Heinous "Mayan" mermaid statue that my husband secretly bought on our cruise last week, hoping she will go live at his office shortly! Wrapping paper, some presents still to be wrapped, tape, bows, scissors...pumpkin cake.
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LOL...heinous. hadnt heard that word in quite a while. think ill use it today
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
1 large aquatic themed ceramic bowl in which rest 3 small succulents in 3 inch ceramic pots over a hand crocheted, white, sea shell pattern table cloth beneath a five sconce chandelier.
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easy for you to say lol
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12/24/2012 06:41 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Coupons and ads
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12/24/2012 07:38 AM
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A newspaper (last week's), empty plate, 4 used christmas serviettes, beeswax candle and crumbs. Oh, and a cat toy- used.
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12/24/2012 07:43 AM
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A mini 14 and a half loaded mag witha bunch of loose round. Also a Ruger Blackhawks 44 mag in a fancy holster.
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
A mini 14 and a half loaded mag witha bunch of loose round. Also a Ruger Blackhawks 44 mag in a fancy holster.
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good to be prepared
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12/24/2012 08:14 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
my laptop, beer, munchies and all the crap that was in my pockets when I got home tonite. only place messy in my house is always the table...why cuz its a table. that's what its for, making contained messes.=)
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12/24/2012 08:27 AM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
my laptop, beer, munchies and all the crap that was in my pockets when I got home tonite. only place messy in my house is always the table...why cuz its a table. that's what its for, making contained messes.=)
 Quoting: Doom Tart


true..cant remember last time i ate a meal on the table
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12/24/2012 08:45 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
First, I should say it is *usually* just placemats & something seasonally appropriate in the center!

Right now, however!:

Priority mail envelopes (oops, too late now!)
Christmas bows
Tape
Tealight candles
Gift bag
2 Empty boxes that may come in handy!
Papers from E.R. visit for a middle-of-the-night earache (nice filing going on here this week, I know!)
A gift of a gold LED Christmas candle set
Assorted cute goodie bags waiting to be filled
Stocking stuffers!
Gloves
A wallet
Curl ribbon
A half-pilfered box of goodies that came by Priority mail!
A few receipts
More tape
Packaging tape
A few stray pieces of mail
...and a clump of dried flowers my cat chewed off of an arrangement!

Plus the nice placemats and a few seasonal items in the center...somewhere! Ha. :)
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Heinous "Mayan" mermaid statue that my husband secretly bought on our cruise last week, hoping she will go live at his office shortly! Wrapping paper, some presents still to be wrapped, tape, bows, scissors...pumpkin cake.
 Quoting: snark


Wondered were you were Snark...welcome back!
I go on a cruise mid January...and was already thinking about missing my GLP! lOL!


On my table...too many jewelry making supplies...

Last Edited by littlemiracles on 12/24/2012 08:50 AM
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Some angel decoration and my 9mm damnedA omen hiding
A pissed off American veteran!
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Small black christmas tree with presents around it. The stores were out of the small green trees.
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Woohoo for black! I gotz a full size black one!
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12/24/2012 08:54 AM
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
About 150 ozs. Of silver bullion.
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12/24/2012 11:36 AM

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
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i laughed out loud when i read that
that's exactly what's on my kitchen table !!!
cept there's a cutting mat & my sewing box.
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LOL - Great minds :)

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
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Oh, so there's a UFO on your table!

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chuckle

It would seem so.
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You must go through the way in which you are not."

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
Sewing machine and a half finished quilt with a cat lying on top of it :)
 Quoting: Turtles Voice


LOL...same here only my unfinished project is three princess dresses for my girls....I have 24 hours yet and two to go.
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Wow! Good luck!
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You must go through the way in which you are not."

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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
this
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Re: What's currently cluttering up your dining room or kitchen table?
About 150 ozs. Of silver bullion.
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i love when that happens. wait, that's never happened on my table but what great clutter it would be

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