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Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon

 
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
what happens if they make a boo boo and slingshot it towards earth...

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I just can't imagine the money to be spent on this 'project' - and for who's benefit?
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Ain't this the most ridicules idea these bunch of psychos ever had in their minds cruise

This gives just another proof that men has never been to the Moon!
The Moon as natural satellite has always been into the plans for the station to Mars and beyond. Oh no, but now retards have better idea - let's just grab an asteroid, it's piece of cake. Sure in Hollywood HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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12/24/2012 05:20 AM
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
Eh? why the fuck would they do that when they got the moon
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12/24/2012 05:42 AM
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
Let's start mining rocks though, then we'll be rich!
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
what happens if they make a boo boo and slingshot it towards earth...

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12/24/2012 06:12 AM
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
1 star? lol what a joke you are!

.....


So now I guess the whole "use a moon as a craft" idea isn't so off the chart when NAZA themselves are up for it?

What say you?
 Quoting: watchZEITGEISTnow


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sounds crazy lol
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
I just can't imagine the money to be spent on this 'project' - and for who's benefit?
 Quoting: watchZEITGEISTnow


Entire humans race, there is so many techs that came out of space exploration.

NASA learns how make stuff that last aka Voyagers in so harsh environment so far away they are still functioning. Most of capitalistic crap here on earth is broken within few years.

We could already be conquering the stars yet we waste time in this anti-economy ( cyclical consumption based economy )
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
Eh? why the fuck would they do that when they got the moon
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Moon still has gravity and you need energy to escape it.

On asteroid you can dock and undock at no cost.
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
I lol'd at the treat title....thennnnn. Silly NASA.
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Oh, I want to see this! Ye-ha, the wild west!

All telescopes and HD video recorders need to try to capture that event!


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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
Eh? why the fuck would they do that when they got the moon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30726234


Moon still has gravity and you need energy to escape it.

On asteroid you can dock and undock at no cost.
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
I just can't imagine the money to be spent on this 'project' - and for who's benefit?
 Quoting: watchZEITGEISTnow


The money will have to be inside their budget... and their budget is virtually nothing compared to defense spending, the useless war on drugs etc... so I wouldn't sweat too much about the cash if I were you.

As for who benefits?

Hm... the entire human race does.

It's a pretty radical idea but I think it has merit, plus learning how to run down, lasso, hogtie and manipulate asteroids is very useful for mining applications.

Nice find.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms



RIGHT!

Because we all KNOW that there is NO black budget and -- even if there were -- NASA doesn't receive any of it.

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Eh? why the fuck would they do that when they got the moon
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Moon still has gravity and you need energy to escape it.

On asteroid you can dock and undock at no cost.
 Quoting: Shogu666


putin putin putin

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Are you retarded and want end your life ? Is that what your post is about ?
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12/24/2012 08:26 AM
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I just can't imagine the money to be spent on this 'project' - and for who's benefit?
 Quoting: watchZEITGEISTnow




As for who benefits?

Hm... the entire human race does.


 Quoting: Lucky Charms


How though?
 Quoting: watchZEITGEISTnow


Are you dumb. Yes, you are
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As for who benefits?

Hm... the entire human race does.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25674130


How though?


Are you dumb. Yes, you are



Is he dumb. Yes , he is
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12/24/2012 08:34 AM
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
They are "testing" it because 2012DA14 (57m) is going to be only .09LD and long from us on Feb15
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
nasa pretends they are going to "lasso" this asteroid.. make a big deal about the attempt, and potentially even have everyone staring at the sky

the doomtards don't find most of the cloak and dagger signs of trouble - nasa is putting it all out there and telling us its there, alleviating our concerns because by now surely we have learned that they hide the dangerous stuff from us

meanwhile, little do we know, the rock we have all been duped into staring at is our own death.

i know this is a little incoherent but i think the point gets across. now, i sleep. finally
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12/24/2012 09:56 AM
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
why are you so intent on referring to NASA as NAZA?
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i wish someone would lasso NASA round the neck and hang them out to to dry, they are nothing but a front, full of liars, people from there will be ridiculed in years to come, workers family's will be tormented and bullied because of the lies they tell. i wish some of the in the know people would stand up for them self's, and tell the truth, well at least the ones who want to set an example to they're children.

NASA are going to go down in history as liars.
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12/24/2012 11:00 AM
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
I just can't imagine the money to be spent on this 'project' - and for who's benefit?
 Quoting: watchZEITGEISTnow


As for who benefits?

Hm... the entire human race does.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms

How though?
 Quoting: watchZEITGEISTnow

Did you *read* the article you posted?

The technology would also open up the possibility of mining other asteroids for their metals and minerals.

Some are full of iron which could be used for in the making of new space stations, others are made up of water which could be broken down into hydrogen and oxygen to make fuel.
 Quoting: The Article: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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12/24/2012 11:11 AM

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I don't see the point in strapping a rocket to it to slow and stop it..then have to accelerate again..

Why don't they snag one that is going that way..?
Use the momentum to their advantage.
Hitch a ride.

Easier to accomplish, as well.
Cruise up, match speed, land on it, sink the anchors..
And off we go to Mars..

Easy, peazy.
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
Better yet..

Snag a shitload of iron asteroids, cut them like an igloo block, tapered towards the inside...to build a globe.
Fill with air, add propulsion... and off we go..

A traveling planet.. of sorts.
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Re: Revealed: Nasa plan to 'lasso' asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station' to orbit the moon
why are you so intent on referring to NASA as NAZA?
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NASA is a highly visible organisation, which does stuff they don't understand.
Makes it an easy target to project their paranoid fantasies on.

The actual secret stuff is of course done by less visible organisations.

i wish someone would lasso NASA round the neck and hang them out to to dry, they are nothing but a front, full of liars, people from there will be ridiculed in years to come, workers family's will be tormented and bullied because of the lies they tell. i wish some of the in the know people would stand up for them self's, and tell the truth, well at least the ones who want to set an example to they're children.

NASA are going to go down in history as liars.
 Quoting: UK Coward 7631061

Case in point.

For some reason, and based on no evidence what so ever, NASA is a Big Bad in lala-land.

Lala-landers typical believe that Apollo was hoaxed AND NASA has secret alien space technology.
At the SAME time.

Don't expect a rational explanation from them of why they believe what they believe.

Better yet..

Snag a shitload of iron asteroids, cut them like an igloo block, tapered towards the inside...to build a globe.
Fill with air, add propulsion... and off we go..

A traveling planet.. of sorts.
 Quoting: Waterbug

That would be Phase 12 or something.

Small steps.
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Better yet..

Snag a shitload of iron asteroids, cut them like an igloo block, tapered towards the inside...to build a globe.
Fill with air, add propulsion... and off we go..

A traveling planet.. of sorts.
 Quoting: Waterbug

Easy-peasy
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asteroid the size of two buses and turn it into a 'space station'

Let's imagine for the moment a SPACE STATION sitting on an asteroid the sizes of TWO BUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!?


and the firstSPACE SHIP full of people(??) lift off from IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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