nasa pretends they are going to "lasso" this asteroid.. make a big deal about the attempt, and potentially even have everyone staring at the sky

the doomtards don't find most of the cloak and dagger signs of trouble - nasa is putting it all out there and telling us its there, alleviating our concerns because by now surely we have learned that they hide the dangerous stuff from us

meanwhile, little do we know, the rock we have all been duped into staring at is our own death.

i know this is a little incoherent but i think the point gets across. now, i sleep. finally