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Unable to have panic sex after 12/21 doom fail - help

 
Panic Sex
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12/24/2012 12:10 AM
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Unable to have panic sex after 12/21 doom fail - help
I was getting the GF to have REALLY good panic sex ahead of 12/21. She loves the doom and we'd read GLP and fear monger each other until we had hot, end-of-the-world sex. I'm talking doggy style over the preps in the kitchen.

Now that NOTHING has happened, the GF is kind of pissed. She was hoping we'd get to play rambo. Shes won't have panic sex with me anymore...HELP GLP. I need some more doom, please provide more fear mongering material!
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12/24/2012 12:13 AM
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Re: Unable to have panic sex after 12/21 doom fail - help
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12/24/2012 12:15 AM

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Re: Unable to have panic sex after 12/21 doom fail - help
You have Doom fail erectile disfunction!
Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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12/24/2012 12:16 AM
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You have Doom fail erectile disfunction!
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HELP ME GLP IM SERIOUS
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