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Dr. Greenthumb
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Let me try and talk some sense into you
You live in a box, made by satin, designed by satin to turn you into a box monkey-cyborg. As a box monkey-cyborg your primary function for satin is to use you as a battery for his machine. this machine does not feel or think, it just operates, and it HATES organisms. not only does it want to destroy organisms, it wants to make them suffer. use your senses to fight your way out of your box.
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Re: Let me try and talk some sense into you
I didn't actually read your post.

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Re: Let me try and talk some sense into you
You live in a box, made by satin, designed by satin to turn you into a box monkey-cyborg. As a box monkey-cyborg your primary function for satin is to use you as a battery for his machine. this machine does not feel or think, it just operates, and it HATES organisms. not only does it want to destroy organisms, it wants to make them suffer. use your senses to fight your way out of your box.
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I'm so sorry but did you mean "Satan"?
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12/24/2012 12:15 AM

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satin will try and offer you a "delicious" cotton-paper salad, only something doesn't seem right to you. the leaves smell bad, taste bad, and are more artistic than nutritious, with little faces of great box monkeys half frowning, half smiling on them. They don't appear to be sure whether they like being there or not. if you refuse the salad, you will find nothing else to eat, so you have no choice. you ask for dressing and you recieve, only the dressing isn't ranch or italian, it's blood. you eat the bloody salad because quite frankly, the blood makes it taste better.
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12/24/2012 12:17 AM

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now part of your cyborg programming dictates that you give your life to the machine, so while you may meander about the box jungle, collecting all sorts of shiny shells, at the end of the day you give 1/3 of your day to the machine. as a box monkey your house has no windows, as there is nothing to see out-of-doors except concrete. screens are now your windows.
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12/24/2012 12:19 AM

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Re: Let me try and talk some sense into you
You live in a box, made by satin, designed by satin to turn you into a box monkey-cyborg. As a box monkey-cyborg your primary function for satin is to use you as a battery for his machine. this machine does not feel or think, it just operates, and it HATES organisms. not only does it want to destroy organisms, it wants to make them suffer. use your senses to fight your way out of your box.
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I'm so sorry but did you mean "Satan"?
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Satin, as in silk. Bedsheets, the best place in the world (so we believe as box monkey cyborgs) . Satin bedsheets = heaven... or so we're told. Except you once saw a movie where a couple made love in the sand, and if there was any grass around you'd fuck your female box monkey in it.
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Lol, I am too deep for yall nukkas
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12/24/2012 12:24 AM
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Re: Let me try and talk some sense into you
Fun thread please..."go deeper"
The biggest lie out there right now is that our food contains everything our bodies need for optimal health.
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12/24/2012 12:27 AM

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Re: Let me try and talk some sense into you
now box monkeys weren't made to live in boxes, or so some said, and they weren't always cyborgs, so many thought. they say a gardener planted a monkey tree in the time of the great forests (now reduced to mcdonald malls) and that monkeys came from that tree. Now the monkeys lived in a day and age where green was a rare sight, and a lot of monkeys were losing their faith in a gardener or that any sort of garden ever existed, for the box jungle of concrete was all the ever knew.
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12/24/2012 12:34 AM

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one day the gardener was reading the paper and it read: "Satin Outlaws Sunlight" At that moment a beast roared inside him. It was time to fight Satin. He had his breakfast, kissed his wife goodbye, and headed off to work in his garden. However, little did she know he was off to his secret tiger den. In the den he dawned the tiger suit, complete with wrist band claws and a bladed tail. It was like a flexible suit of armor, and completely bullet proof. Now the tail wasn't needed for combat often, but it had proven useful in one of two simulations of fighting satin, so he wore it anyways (it was mostly for aesthetics, he had to look like a tiger after all)
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You live in a box, made by satin, designed by satin to turn you into a box monkey-cyborg. As a box monkey-cyborg your primary function for satin is to use you as a battery for his machine. this machine does not feel or think, it just operates, and it HATES organisms. not only does it want to destroy organisms, it wants to make them suffer. use your senses to fight your way out of your box.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


I'm so sorry but did you mean "Satan"?
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No it's Satin now. That the new speak way.
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12/24/2012 12:39 AM

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long story short, he found satin and tore satin's throat out with his claws. next he went to every box monkey's box home and brought flowers to their doors, with instruction to eat the flowers. since the monkeys had never had much of anything green before, they ate them gladly. The flowers had a side effect, that the monkeys had no idea was there. It turned them into butterlies, bees, dragonflies, and birds. And every box monkeys dreams of flight were achieved. They all flew out of the concrete box land and flocked to the gardeners secret paradise, dropping little flower seeds (from the ones they ate, yes they had been given seeds too) all over the earth. The next day it rained, then shined. The day after that, little flower sprouts were all over the world, and tigerman's work was done. Then he enjoyed the day with his wife and crew and their wives on his 3 masted ship, where they fished and got smashed. The End
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12/24/2012 12:41 AM

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When the former monkeys, who were now free-fliers asked him what went wrong, why they never had the knowledge or strength to shortwire the machine, he replied: you are what you eat
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12/24/2012 12:46 AM
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Re: Let me try and talk some sense into you
The warp and the weave of satin?

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12/24/2012 12:52 AM

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Re: Let me try and talk some sense into you
why 1 star, it was a great story

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